Least nervous: when I got drunk for the first time in 9th grade off of 3 gas station beers on the way to the Fastball/Marcy Playground/Everclear concert at Memorial Hall
Most nervous: The guy who passed out at 3EB/Smashmouth at Memorial Hall, causing his despondent friend to say, "Hey man, I mean we just came here to see 3EB and now you're drunk as a skunk!"
Where SB is right now: I'm buzzin', buddy