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Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« on: October 25, 2012, 03:26:08 PM »
Cannot think of one good reason we shouldn't exterminate all shark species capable of eating a person


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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2012, 03:26:52 PM »
Sharks aren't real, dork. 

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2012, 03:28:14 PM »
Come avenge his death in Manhattan!

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2012, 03:28:54 PM »
we need more of all the kinds of animals that sharks eat so no big woop if all man eating sharks are dead

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2012, 03:31:33 PM »
we can keep two of each type of man eating shark in a cage where people can come look at them and laugh at how stupid they are and then party in the ocean without even giving a care

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 03:32:46 PM »
OT: The wahoo island omelette on their brunch menu is one of the best brunch items in manhattan

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 03:35:44 PM »
Its pretty clear the sd does NOT watch Shark Week.

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 04:08:27 PM »
Average Number of Deaths per Year in the U.S

Bee/Wasp   53
Dogs   31
Spider   6.5
Rattlesnake   5.5
Mountain lion   1
Shark   1
Alligator   0.3
Bear   0.5
Scorpion   0.5
Centipede   0.5
Elephant   0.25
Wolf   0.1
Horse   20
Bull   3


I love that elephant made the list.

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 04:12:16 PM »
Average Number of Deaths per Year in the U.S

Bee/Wasp   53
Dogs   31
Spider   6.5
Rattlesnake   5.5
Mountain lion   1
Shark   1
Alligator   0.3
Bear   0.5
Scorpion   0.5
Centipede   0.5
Elephant   0.25
Wolf   0.1
Horse   20
Bull   3


I love that elephant made the list.

i think they should differentiate deaths from accidents while operating a horse and deaths from a horse attack. not fair to other non working animals IMO.

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 04:13:26 PM »
Man, who knew dogs would be that high. Man's best friend? May have to reconsider that

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2012, 04:13:46 PM »
Average Number of Deaths per Year in the U.S

Bee/Wasp   53
Dogs   31
Spider   6.5
Rattlesnake   5.5
Mountain lion   1
Shark   1
Alligator   0.3
Bear   0.5
Scorpion   0.5
Centipede   0.5
Elephant   0.25
Wolf   0.1
Horse   20
Bull   3


I love that elephant made the list.

i think they should differentiate deaths from accidents while operating a horse and deaths from a horse attack. not fair to other non working animals IMO.

No.  Denied.  Clearly horse eradication should be amongst our nation's top priorities.

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2012, 04:16:39 PM »
Wolves are such pussies.

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2012, 04:16:57 PM »
Im just sayin a drunk old dude falling off his horse and dying isnt comparable to a horse kicking your legs out from under you and chomping down on your jugular.

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2012, 04:18:37 PM »
also per capita would be interesting. I would guess there aren't very many elephants but they sure are killing a lot of americans.

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2012, 04:19:35 PM »
also per capita would be interesting. I would guess there aren't very many elephants but they sure are killing a lot of americans.

Yeah I'm thinking a kills per animal stat would be a lot more telling.

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2012, 04:22:16 PM »
Yeah okay Steven Davebert :rolleyes:

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2012, 04:22:36 PM »
also per capita would be interesting. I would guess there aren't very many elephants but they sure are killing a lot of americans.

Yeah I'm thinking a kills per animal stat would be a lot more telling.

Would let the bees/wasps off too easily.

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2012, 04:26:38 PM »
the snakes were also being worked.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2012, 04:28:36 PM »
you would think mountain lions would be higher. Kind of pud considering they are the fiercest predators in North America.

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Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2012, 04:29:47 PM »
North America is the puddest animal country. It's why we evolved huge brains and kick ass

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2012, 04:31:09 PM »
North America is the puddest animal country. It's why we evolved huge brains and kick ass

Or did our north american ancestors just kill all the fierce predators like sabre tooth tigers and mammoths because we were already smart? We probably would have wiped out lions thousands of years ago.

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Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2012, 04:32:15 PM »
Why not sharks in LA then Krusty?

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2012, 04:32:36 PM »
We probably would have wiped out lions thousands of years ago.

we did.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2012, 04:35:00 PM »
Why not sharks in LA then Krusty?

Surfer dudes more pud than regular north american dudes?  :dunno:

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Re: Another Surfer Got Eaten By A Shark Near LA
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2012, 04:45:34 PM »
Why not sharks in LA then Krusty?

we didn't start surfing until about 100 years ago. Had to get rid of land predators first.