I love doing edit/replace with sports euphemisms for race:
"He is not as slow as most white guys, and plays with great WASP ethics when running - he sets up his blocks extremely well," said a shitty Coloureds scout. "He's got all the traits you associate with white guys, too. Probably doesnt always show up late to the gym. High football I.Q. A white guy who I assume works harder than more talented but lazy ethnic types and just wins football games."