Signs that goEMAW is affecting your daily life

[ben ji]

So I started a new job a couple months ago and have interacted with my boss's boss a couple of time a day for the past month or so. Today I'm rocking a LSU Polo (Sister School) and he comes in and starts giving me crap, come to find out he is a HUGE Arkansas fan.

When he said "Arkansas", the first thing that came to my mind was "Pig Aggie" and I almost said it out loud. We made some small talk (2011 Cotton Bowl, Petrino, Etc/etc) but the whole time I was debating whether or not to start trolling. It took everything in my power not say "Huge fan of Arkansas Basketball, Scottie Pippen was my favorite player growing up" or "Man, Always loved watching you guys play ole miss in the egg bowl"

[kim carnes]

Why were you wearing an LSU polo?  Very weird IMO

[slobber]

Buddy of mine who is the Sales Manager for a different division was just walking down the hall and saying, "I don't like it when people are smart asses to me on a conference call."

I yelled out of my office, "LET'S GET HIM!"

[SdK]

Yes.

[420seriouscat69]

Just drove by Clams with ms. Wacky and I said "#1cat" out loud.

[Gooch]

You should have told him to get the eff out of the road.

[420seriouscat69]

You should have told him to get the eff out of the road.

[Tobias]

i about died of withdrawals during the first half of jury selection this morning.  if i get picked this thing is supposed to go for a week 

['taterblast]

i about died of withdrawals during the first half of jury selection this morning.  if i get picked this thing is supposed to go for a week 

after some huge bit of evidence or testimony during the case you should blurt out "INTERESTING IF TRUE"

[Tobias]

i'll try to bring up gE parables in deliberation if i get the chance

[Emo EMAW]

Clerical error is another good one.

[Mr Bread]

Refer to deliberations as a smackoff. 

[j-dub]

being terrified that 'clams is going to sabotage my IRL dates 

[star seed 7]

Refer to deliberations as a smackoff.

 

[420seriouscat69]

being terrified that 'clams is going to sabotage my IRL dates 

He just gives you a hug, kisses the philly on the hand and tells her how beautiful she is, and says "you kids have fun. Take care of this dude. He's a good guy". It's pretty $. Nothing to sweat about.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

tobias, just tell them youre a racist and you wont get picked for jury duty.

[j-dub]

being terrified that 'clams is going to sabotage my IRL dates 

He just gives you a hug, kisses the philly on the hand and tells her how beautiful she is, and says "you kids have fun. Take care of this dude. He's a good guy". It's pretty $. Nothing to sweat about.

omg! 'clams, a canadien friend of mine, you've never met him, just might be getting post-movie drinks at an as of now yet to be named establishment in the greater metro area. stay tuned for a pm.

[Tobias]

tobias, just tell them youre a racist and you wont get picked for jury duty.

got picked, looks like no work for tobias until week after next

[star seed 7]

tobias, just tell them youre a racist and you wont get picked for jury duty.

got picked, looks like no work for tobias until week after next

i want to do jury duty so bad

[Tobias]

i want to do jury duty so bad

one thing i failed to account for: a jury in salina will make the pit look tame

[mocat]

tobias i hope you get a fun case and not a sad case

['taterblast]

So I started a new job a couple months ago and have interacted with my boss's boss a couple of time a day for the past month or so. Today I'm rocking a LSU Polo (Sister School) and he comes in and starts giving me crap, come to find out he is a HUGE Arkansas fan.

When he said "Arkansas", the first thing that came to my mind was "Pig Aggie" and I almost said it out loud. We made some small talk (2011 Cotton Bowl, Petrino, Etc/etc) but the whole time I was debating whether or not to start trolling. It took everything in my power not say "Huge fan of Arkansas Basketball, Scottie Pippen was my favorite player growing up" or "Man, Always loved watching you guys play ole miss in the egg bowl"

missed this before, this is great. i have the same thoughts every time i meet a pig aggie at my company.

['taterblast]

tobias, just tell them youre a racist and you wont get picked for jury duty.

http://youtu.be/QROaE8ZenOk?t=12s

[CNS]

I bet telling them you are an alcoholic (non recovery typ) would have worked.

['taterblast]

was hanging out with a girl and mentioned i bought some sweet tickets to a concert in september. she asked/joked if she got to go and i replied "only if you win the "'taterblast" love sweepstakes."