Author Topic: Texas is so elite it's dangerous and it hurts (Read 5026 times)

Super PurpleCat · « **on:** October 21, 2012, 06:02:11 PM »

If you haven't heard, Natalie Portman was at the Baylor-Texas game last night. Apparently she's in Austin filming some movie but I wouldn't know because I'm not all stalkerish and stuff.

Anyway, thought this was good news for the Big XII.

ednksu · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:02:54 PM »

and shes got that extra bit of crazy
i bet she smells fantastic

ELL3 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:07:21 PM »

hey, Jim Colbert

is gonna be at the next home game, it all evens out

Not Sure · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:07:57 PM »

has there ever been such a chasmic contrast of humanity when you look at the front and background of that picture?

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:09:07 PM »

Quote from: Not Sure on October 21, 2012, 06:07:57 PM

has there ever been such a chasmic contrast of humanity when you look at the front and background of that picture?

Quite the juxtaposition, no?

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:09:16 PM »

The word in Dallas today is that she wanted to be at BSFS last night but scheduling conflicts with your #3 BCS rated 'Cats a non-option...

michigancat · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:09:46 PM »

Quote from: Not Sure on October 21, 2012, 06:07:57 PM

has there ever been such a chasmic contrast of humanity when you look at the front and background of that picture?

I don't know about you, but I couldn't look past those BAZONGAS. HUBBA HUBBA.

yoEMAW · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:10:00 PM »

Quote from: ELL3 on October 21, 2012, 06:07:21 PM

hey, Jim Colbert is gonna be at the next home game, it all evens out

You guys see the new Sophia Vergara pic yet?

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:11:00 PM »

Quote from: yoEMAW on October 21, 2012, 06:10:00 PM

Quote from: ELL3 on October 21, 2012, 06:07:21 PM
hey, Jim Colbert is gonna be at the next home game, it all evens out

You guys see the new Sophia Vergara pic yet?

Was she spotted at BSFS?

Legit Elite · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:11:53 PM »

Quote from: Not Sure on October 21, 2012, 06:07:57 PM

has there ever been such a chasmic contrast of humanity when you look at the front and background of that picture?

Everyone's fatter in Texas (except NP)

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:15:38 PM »

Quote from: Not Sure on October 21, 2012, 06:07:57 PM

has there ever been such a chasmic contrast of humanity when you look at the front and background of that picture?

to be fair... I didn't even notice the piggy in the background the first time I looked.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:17:29 PM »

It's kind of hard to piece together the anatomy, especially the lovely distraction in the foreground, but I think there are two piggies in the background.

yoEMAW · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:18:11 PM »

Couldn't anything on SV coming to BSFS, SPCat. Did find this though.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:18:21 PM »

Natalie doesn't look like she's enjoying Austin.

PoetWarrior · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:23:20 PM »

MadCat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:23:58 PM »

Bet that fat ass is sitting in her seats.

TaqMan · « **Reply #16 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:26:02 PM »

Quote from: EMAWzified on October 21, 2012, 06:18:21 PM

Natalie doesn't look like she's enjoying Austin.

It looks like she's trying to avoid eye-contact with the UT dude in the Ghostbusters costume

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #17 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:27:08 PM »

Quote from: TaqMan on October 21, 2012, 06:26:02 PM

Quote from: EMAWzified on October 21, 2012, 06:18:21 PM
Natalie doesn't look like she's enjoying Austin.

It looks like she's trying to avoid eye-contact with the UT dude in the Ghostbusters costume

Is Natalie the Gatekeeper?

mancattanite · « **Reply #18 on:** October 21, 2012, 06:28:22 PM »

Quote from: Super PurpleCat on October 21, 2012, 06:27:08 PM

Quote from: TaqMan on October 21, 2012, 06:26:02 PM
Quote from: EMAWzified on October 21, 2012, 06:18:21 PM
Natalie doesn't look like she's enjoying Austin.

It looks like she's trying to avoid eye-contact with the UT dude in the Ghostbusters costume

Is Natalie the Gatekeeper?

Na, she's the wormhole