Official Petition to make West Virginia a state thread

[Mikeyis4dcats]

what's the difference between west virginians and illegal mexicans?

[CNS]

lol at WVU having access to twitter.  The AD is the only one that has an account and evidently that was deleted after being all extra racisty last night.

[0.42]

Guys I'm starting to think this might not be a good idea. If they don't know how the NCAA works, then why should we let them become a part of this great nation?

[FuzzyWuzzy]

i would sign, but i really don't think we should bother Congress with this.  don't worry, i've drafted an official looking certificate that we can send the western virginians to make them happy and think they're a state:

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[0.42]

i would sign, but i really don't think we should bother Congress with this.  don't worry, i've drafted an official looking certificate that we can send the western virginians to make them happy and think they're a state:

I like the idea, but it needs more misspellings. Remember, we're trying to speak to them in their own language.

[TheShocker]

I like the idea, but it needs more misspellings. Remember, we're trying to speak to them in their own language.

Also, don't forget to add some shiny stickers. It'll make it look more legit plus the simple-minded mountain folk go bonkers over any shiny objects.

[0.42]

I like the idea, but it needs more misspellings. Remember, we're trying to speak to them in their own language.

Also, don't forget to add some shiny stickers. It'll make it look more legit plus the simple-minded mountain folk go bonkers over any shiny objects.

Also put a bunch of xXxX's before and after Congress

[FuzzyWuzzy]

I like the idea, but it needs more misspellings. Remember, we're trying to speak to them in their own language.

Also, don't forget to add some shiny stickers. It'll make it look more legit plus the simple-minded mountain folk go bonkers over any shiny objects.

Also put a bunch of xXxX's before and after Congress

fix'd.  this oughta get the job done

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[Dr Rick Daris]

I like the idea, but it needs more misspellings. Remember, we're trying to speak to them in their own language.

Also, don't forget to add some shiny stickers. It'll make it look more legit plus the simple-minded mountain folk go bonkers over any shiny objects.

the shocker came back! 

[theKSU]

  the Unicorn sticker

Can we get President Brownback to sign this?

[0.42]

I like the idea, but it needs more misspellings. Remember, we're trying to speak to them in their own language.

Also, don't forget to add some shiny stickers. It'll make it look more legit plus the simple-minded mountain folk go bonkers over any shiny objects.

Also put a bunch of xXxX's before and after Congress

fix'd.  this oughta get the job done

 

[MadCat]

They am an manage an state now.

[pissclams]

i would sign, but i really don't think we should bother Congress with this.  don't worry, i've drafted an official looking certificate that we can send the western virginians to make them happy and think they're a state:

that's a v good cert.  maybe you could petition the ncaa to have them sign it so it's official, not sure.

[Merk]

Shouldn't they be North Western Virginia?

[MadCat]

Would Eastern West Virginia just be Central Virginia?

[0.42]

Guys, I'm having some issues here. Neither the House nor the Senate want them, and when I had my weekly lunch with the POTUS and I suggested my idea he just laughed at me

what are we gonna do

[MadCat]

Guys, I'm having some issues here. Neither the House nor the Senate want them, and when I had my weekly lunch with the POTUS and I suggested my idea he just laughed at me

what are we gonna do

Vote their asses out!  "West" Virginia deserves this.