The proud tradition of Jayhawk basketball.
It's the safest place on the planet in the event of a nuclear/terrorist attack, alien invasion, zombie uprising, etc because no one cares.
There's almost zero litter because plane windows don't roll down.
Tornadoes equal trailer parks (that's the rarely talked about 4th law of thermodynamics) and trailer parks equal affordable housing for everyone.
Former president Bill Clinton hails from a state with almost the same name.
On any given night, whatever you, yes you, are personally doing is the most exciting thing happening in 500 miles.
Jesus loves you all. A lot.
According the wikipedia there are over 6,000 ghost towns in Kansas. Ghost towns are fun, especially right before Halloween.
The biggest city in your state is actually in Missouri. That's clever outsourcing.
A midwestern girl will make you breakfast and clean your apartment before she executes her walk of shame and she'll continue to stop by to drop off cookies and pick up around the house even after we've broken her heart.
Go Kansas! If I ever get up the nerve to jump out of a plane I'll come visit one day. Maybe I'll bring some sushi and a WSJ for barter.
