does playing west virginia hurt the image of our program?

[nhumphre]

One thing I never understood about coal miners, is coal dust not unlike lice? Wouldnt it be much easier to get that black lung inducing dust off your translucent, sun thirsty skin if you removed some facial hair, maybe trimed some of those ponytails and did other basic grooming practices? 

Thought about this a great deal, huh?

[FuzzyWuzzy]

also, what's the deal with their coach and that big goiter thing he has on the side of his face/neck or whatever. that thing is gross. anybody know what it is and if it's contagious?

I think it's scar tissue from a childhood incident involving a couch, some fire, and a broom.

I heard those idiot players of yours were debating if WV was even a state.

it is a state thanks to us, btw.  have you seen the petition for western virginia statehood?  http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=23531.0

[nhumphre]

also, what's the deal with their coach and that big goiter thing he has on the side of his face/neck or whatever. that thing is gross. anybody know what it is and if it's contagious?

I think it's scar tissue from a childhood incident involving a couch, some fire, and a broom.

You obviously LOVE colelge football so much.  Thats Virginia Tech you rough ridin' respect.  I heard those idiot players of yours were debating if WV was even a state.  Really?  #usgeography

Hey man. If you haven't guessed yet. I uh, think they were doing that on purpose.. 

don't ruin this for us 

Haha it pains me a little each time. 

[Rams]

I give up.  I've caught up to page 94 and it really started to slow down. is there anything in the last 30 pages worth reading? tia

[CNS]

I give up.  I've caught up to page 94 and it really started to slow down. is there anything in the last 30 pages worth reading? tia

Not really.  This one is ebbing and flowing just like the arky one.  Tonight or tomorrow will probably blow up again. 

[KSUKnobJockey]

(4) KANSASS ST
(13) WEST VIRGINIA -3.0

VEGAS KNOWS AND SO DO WVU FANS.

ACCEPTANCE IS THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY.

[Institutional Control]

(4) KANSASS ST
(13) WEST VIRGINIA -3.0

VEGAS KNOWS AND SO DO WVU FANS.

ACCEPTANCE IS THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY.

You have no idea how odds work, obviously.

[XocolateThundarr]

(4) KANSASS ST
(13) WEST VIRGINIA -3.0

VEGAS KNOWS AND SO DO WVU FANS.

ACCEPTANCE IS THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY.

[Bosco]

(4) KANSASS ST
(13) WEST VIRGINIA -3.0

VEGAS KNOWS AND SO DO WVU FANS.

ACCEPTANCE IS THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY.

Vegas preys on suckers like you.  They purposely give you a small line so you bet on WVU when Vegas knows that K-State is going to run away with this one.  Us football bluebloods don't lose games like this Vegas is aware.

[KSUKnobJockey]

CFOD, VEGAS ODDS AREN'T THAT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. THE -3.0 MEANS THAT WVU IS 3 POINT FAVORITES FOR FRIDAY NIGHT. KANSASS STATE SURE LEARNED YINZ BUNCHES OF KNOWLEDGE DIDDNT DEY!

[FuzzyWuzzy]

trying too hard 

[Rams]

I give up.  I've caught up to page 94 and it really started to slow down. is there anything in the last 30 pages worth reading? tia

Not really.  This one is ebbing and flowing just like the arky one.  Tonight or tomorrow will probably blow up again.

when my twitter blew up yesterday and I saw that the animal weighed in, I assumed that okcat said something really trashy (per usual).  can't believe that ordinary crap talking turned into this. 

I have a feeling this is where some of the bad posters on this site decide to start creating shitty and obvious socks in an attempt to keep the thread alive.  I hate this part.

[MadCat]

Zombies without teeth?  How does that work?

did you not see the premier of walking dead last week?

Well, yes.  Can zombies die of malnutrition?  OT: my friend suggested we take a drink every time a zombie died during that episode.  We quickly changed our minds.

[fr@ck me]

CFOD, VEGAS ODDS AREN'T THAT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. THE -3.0 MEANS THAT WVU IS 3 POINT FAVORITES FOR FRIDAY NIGHT. KANSASS STATE SURE LEARNED YINZ BUNCHES OF KNOWLEDGE DIDDNT DEY!

Could someone check with Kelly and see if this is correct?

[Winters]

CFOD, VEGAS ODDS AREN'T THAT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. THE -3.0 MEANS THAT WVU IS 3 POINT FAVORITES FOR FRIDAY NIGHT. KANSASS STATE SURE LEARNED YINZ BUNCHES OF KNOWLEDGE DIDDNT DEY!

This is obviously a sock from THE ED FROM VEGAS

[0.42]

YINZ

one of the downsides of playing the Thundering Panthers this weekend.

[OK_Cat]

I give up.  I've caught up to page 94 and it really started to slow down. is there anything in the last 30 pages worth reading? tia

Not really.  This one is ebbing and flowing just like the arky one.  Tonight or tomorrow will probably blow up again.

when my twitter blew up yesterday and I saw that the animal weighed in, I assumed that okcat said something really trashy (per usual).  can't believe that ordinary crap talking turned into this. 

I have a feeling this is where some of the bad posters on this site decide to start creating shitty and obvious socks in an attempt to keep the thread alive.  I hate this part.

yeah, these next 15 pages are definitely where fanning and koppe make 12 socks each. 

[Saulbadguy]

0 of these are socks.

[KSUKnobJockey]

FUZZY WUZZY DO YOU ALWAYS HIDE BEHIND THE OTHER VILLAGE IDIOTS (THAT DOESN'T THEORETICALLY MAKE YOU SMART)? I'M SURE THE EMOTIONAL PAIN AND "OTHER" PAINS GIVEN TO YOU FROM THE MASK MIGHT HAVE HELPED SHAPE THESE BEHAVIORS, BUT AT SOME POINT YOU MUST GET OVER IT.

JUST DON'T COME DOWN ON YOURSELF TOO HARD WHEN YOU LOSE SATURDAY.

 

CHEERS, BEERS, AND THE MOUNTAINEERS! 

[BIG APPLE CAT]

I give up.  I've caught up to page 94 and it really started to slow down. is there anything in the last 30 pages worth reading? tia

Not really.  This one is ebbing and flowing just like the arky one.  Tonight or tomorrow will probably blow up again.

From what I can tell, the WVU representatives on this board find the following topics most inflamatory:
*Geographical proximity to the rest of the great commonwealth of Virginia
*Their coach's weird neck thing
*being poor

Conversely, dialogue on the following topics as it pertains to their fanbase does not seem to be nearly as upsetting:
*hygiene
*spelling/grammar
*racism
*domestic violence
*violence (general)
*rape

[Super PurpleCat]

FUZZY WUZZY DO YOU ALWAYS HIDE BEHIND THE OTHER VILLAGE IDIOTS (THAT DOESN'T THEORETICALLY MAKE YOU SMART)? I'M SURE THE EMOTIONAL PAIN AND "OTHER" PAINS GIVEN TO YOU FROM THE MASK MIGHT HAVE HELPED SHAPE THESE BEHAVIORS, BUT AT SOME POINT YOU MUST GET OVER IT.

JUST DON'T COME DOWN ON YOURSELF TOO HARD WHEN YOU LOSE SATURDAY.

 

CHEERS, BEERS, AND THE MOUNTAINEERS! 

But what does the dice say?   

[sunny_cat]

0 of these are socks.

Oh man

[GoldandBlue]

People, people, people. Coming from West Virginia I readily admit we have some backwoods brethren, but their our brethren nonetheless and proud Mountaineers. Now, I've heard some classless banter before, but at least it was from folks who knew our program and had well-established rivalries, but you simply reply on unintelligent conjecture and . To try to start a rivalry with us with demeaning stereotypes of our people and state is small-minded and lacks the creativity you would find in a 6th grader.  Let me provide some actually and factually fodder . . . .

WVU Record – Winning
With a 706–458–45 record, West Virginia has the 14th most victories amongst NCAA FBS programs - ever.

K-State Record - Losing
Historically, the team has an all-time losing record, at 475–613–41.

So that puts you right around 92nd place. So I am starting to understand your barbs stem from a massive inferiority complex. But why stop the comparison there? 

Let’s compare our towns. 

I believe several of you may have called our town a redneck, backwoods crap hole. So let’s look at the recent recognition and awards each of our towns have received over the past few years – shall we?

Awards for Morgantown, WV
2012 "America's Top College Towns"
2011 "America's Top College Towns"
2010 Forbes "Best Small Places For Business And Careers" #10
2010 "America's Top College Towns"
2009 Forbes "Best Small Places For Business And Careers" #3
2008 "Best Walking City in West Virginia", "34th Best in Country" (out of 500) by Prevention magazine & American Podiatric Medical Association
2007 Morgantown Named One of "Dozen Distinctive Destinations" by National Trust for Historic Preservation
2007 Forbes "Best Small Places for Business and Careers" #9
2006 Forbes "Best Small Places"#5

Awards for Manhattan, KS
2011 "Best Small Communities for a Business and Career.
2007 “Ten best places in America to retire young.”

Best place to retire young . . . sounds like a great time is had by all in Manhattan. I want to go to school in a place named the best place to retire young! I bet your sophomores are already starting to look like soccer moms. And since our town is a crap hole and has basically 5 times the awards Manhattan, does that mean your town is 5 times the crap hole you describe Morgantown to be?

Curious. . . .

And have no doubt - The Mountaineer Nation will be ready.

[Institutional Control]

DNR

[slobber]

0 of these are socks.

Saul, please keep that in mind the next time you are trudging through one of my unreadable messages.