Author Topic: Things that (if strategically placed at the goalline) MIGHT stop Collin Klein... (Read 11710 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #25 on:** October 15, 2012, 09:03:04 AM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on October 15, 2012, 08:59:52 AM

I think that an awake hippo might be the ONLY thing that could stop him...jmo though.

did you see my post about an elephant or a rhino? both pretty huge and strong.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #26 on:** October 15, 2012, 09:03:55 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 15, 2012, 09:03:04 AM

Quote from: scottwildcat on October 15, 2012, 08:59:52 AM
I think that an awake hippo might be the ONLY thing that could stop him...jmo though.

did you see my post about an elephant or a rhino? both pretty huge and strong.

crap...i didn't...yes on rhino..no on elephant. They are peaceful by nature I think...

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #27 on:** October 15, 2012, 09:04:58 AM »

Kinda depends on where the game is played.

If it's on a dry field, hippo is screwed.

If it's on Flood Aggie field, hippo can move pretty fast through the knee deep water.

Missed opportunity for Rhodes.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #28 on:** October 15, 2012, 09:21:10 AM »

A moat filled with lava.

kslim · « **Reply #29 on:** October 15, 2012, 09:25:02 AM »

Artur brown

ChiComCat · « **Reply #30 on:** October 15, 2012, 09:28:12 AM »

If the hippo went for the elbows, that clearly would not slow Klein. The hippo would have to go right at the torso, head, legs.....basically anywhere other than the elbows is what I'm getting at here.

Winters · « **Reply #31 on:** October 15, 2012, 09:28:28 AM »

maybe....just maybe....

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #32 on:** October 15, 2012, 09:29:04 AM »

Lineup the 15 best defensive players in college football and give us a 4th.and goal from the 3. There's no way we don't score.

POWL · « **Reply #33 on:** October 15, 2012, 09:32:36 AM »

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #34 on:** October 15, 2012, 09:57:15 AM »

Actually my original velociraptor idea is still legit just needs tweaking.

Have one of the linebackers throw a meat goat steak covered in velcro to Collin. Splat, stick. Then wait and let the raptors get a whiff of him.

This all has to happen pretty quickly though. Miss Klein and have the sticky steak land on your own DL and it's carnage. As in TD and your linemen get eaten. Gruesome.

8manpick · « **Reply #35 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:07:36 AM »

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #36 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:15:01 AM »

Just one hungry little girl with tattered clothes and dirt on her face.

His heart is too big to ignore something like that.

Would be a great "Heisman Moment" imho.

Deez Nutz · « **Reply #37 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:20:40 AM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on October 15, 2012, 09:03:55 AM

Quote from: steve dave on October 15, 2012, 09:03:04 AM
Quote from: scottwildcat on October 15, 2012, 08:59:52 AM
I think that an awake hippo might be the ONLY thing that could stop him...jmo though.

did you see my post about an elephant or a rhino? both pretty huge and strong.

crap...i didn't...yes on rhino..no on elephant. They are peaceful by nature I think...

Wrong. Elephants kill over 600 people per year. The top 10 most deadly animals:

10. Sharks: 30-100 human deaths per year
9. Jellyfish: over 100 human deaths per year
8. Hippopotamus: over 200 human deaths per year
7. Lions: over 250 human deaths per year
6. Bees: over 400 human deaths per year
5. Elephants: over 600 human deaths per year
4. Crocodiles: over 2,000 human deaths per year
3. Scorpions: over 5,000 human deaths per year
2. Snakes: over 100,000 human deaths per year
1. Mosquitoes: over 2,000,000 human deaths per year

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #38 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:23:07 AM »

He'd spike the football off the stupid hippos stupid looking head

so it would be a fumble, I guess

yoEMAW · « **Reply #39 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:23:37 AM »

MadCat · « **Reply #40 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:27:17 AM »

Little old lady in hospice care.

Harry Dunne · « **Reply #41 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:37:13 AM »

but probably not.

sunny_cat · « **Reply #42 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:39:00 AM »

Quote from: MadCat on October 15, 2012, 10:27:17 AM

Little old lady in hospice care.

puniraptor · « **Reply #43 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:39:22 AM »

Quote from: Deez Nutz on October 15, 2012, 10:20:40 AM

1. Mosquitoes: over 2,000,000 human deaths per year

That's bullshit. Mosquitoes should not get credit for the micro-organisms that kill people.

MadCat · « **Reply #44 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:40:27 AM »

Quote from: sunny_cat on October 15, 2012, 10:39:00 AM

Quote from: MadCat on October 15, 2012, 10:27:17 AM
Little old lady in hospice care.

FWIW, he would stop but the rest of the defense would tackle him from behind into the endzone.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #45 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:47:27 AM »

Prob think it's a flag and stop the play. Green spraypaint?

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #46 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:49:34 AM »

Quote from: Deez Nutz on October 15, 2012, 10:20:40 AM

Quote from: scottwildcat on October 15, 2012, 09:03:55 AM
Quote from: steve dave on October 15, 2012, 09:03:04 AM
Quote from: scottwildcat on October 15, 2012, 08:59:52 AM
I think that an awake hippo might be the ONLY thing that could stop him...jmo though.

did you see my post about an elephant or a rhino? both pretty huge and strong.

crap...i didn't...yes on rhino..no on elephant. They are peaceful by nature I think...

Wrong. Elephants kill over 600 people per year. The top 10 most deadly animals:

10. Sharks: 30-100 human deaths per year
9. Jellyfish: over 100 human deaths per year
8. Hippopotamus: over 200 human deaths per year
7. Lions: over 250 human deaths per year
6. Bees: over 400 human deaths per year
5. Elephants: over 600 human deaths per year
4. Crocodiles: over 2,000 human deaths per year
3. Scorpions: over 5,000 human deaths per year
2. Snakes: over 100,000 human deaths per year
1. Mosquitoes: over 2,000,000 human deaths per year

I think all of these would just make him run faster. Especially the bees. Geezus christ that's scary.

Bill Quantrill · « **Reply #47 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:58:39 AM »

Ebersisk

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MadCat · « **Reply #48 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:59:38 AM »

Jellyfish?

MadCat · « **Reply #49 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:00:46 AM »