Author Topic: Things that (if strategically placed at the goalline) MIGHT stop Collin Klein... (Read 11711 times)

EMAWmeister · « **on:** October 15, 2012, 12:18:46 AM »

(totally rough ridin' clotheslined)

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #1 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:21:39 AM »

SwiftCat · « **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:24:08 AM »

Like my grandpa used to say, "If there's an unstoppable force, there's no such thing as an immovable object. And don't pick up bitches at the bar, 'cuz they're bitches."

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:29:58 AM »

MakeItRain · « **Reply #4 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:34:47 AM »

heathens dating, drinking, and having premarital sex and all that crap

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #5 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:38:00 AM »

Quote from: Super PurpleCat on October 15, 2012, 12:21:39 AM

Arms too short. Next.

Shacks · « **Reply #6 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:50:45 AM »

Fortunately, the only entity capable of stopping Klein is on our team

jtksu · « **Reply #7 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:52:23 AM »

But like 10 of them.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #8 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:54:19 AM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on October 15, 2012, 12:34:47 AM

heathens dating, drinking, and having premarital sex and all that crap

No way. They'd be all "OMG COLLIN KLEIN can I get a pict..." And then BOOM, shoulderpad to the teeth.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 15, 2012, 02:56:44 AM »

Not that they themselves could stop him, but more so that he would be taken into Heaven milliseconds before crossing the goal line.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #10 on:** October 15, 2012, 05:55:40 AM »

Another Collin Klein that plays defense.

RightMeow · « **Reply #11 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:02:31 AM »

steve dave · « **Reply #12 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:04:06 AM »

an elephant

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:04:16 AM »

or a hippo

cvmcat · « **Reply #14 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:08:24 AM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on October 15, 2012, 05:55:40 AM

Another Collin Klein that plays defense.

You mean like this guy?

puniraptor · « **Reply #15 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:09:20 AM »

an adult blue whale laying paralell to the goal line on the 1.

steve dave · « **Reply #16 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:10:22 AM »

he couldn't get by a rhinoceros imo

yoEMAW · « **Reply #17 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:26:56 AM »

Quote from: Super PurpleCat on October 15, 2012, 12:21:39 AM

kslim · « **Reply #18 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:32:49 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 15, 2012, 08:10:22 AM

he couldn't get by a rhinoceros imo

or a stegosaurus

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #19 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:36:31 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 15, 2012, 08:10:22 AM

he couldn't get by a rhinoceros imo

all of those animals would be sleeping

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #20 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:37:48 AM »

Guys what if the goal line turned into a raging inferno? I think klein would just be like "eff you, pussy fire" and then lower his shoulder and stop, drop, roll in the endzone.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #21 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:51:58 AM »

Bricks are no good.

steve dave · « **Reply #22 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:56:51 AM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on October 15, 2012, 08:36:31 AM

Quote from: steve dave on October 15, 2012, 08:10:22 AM
he couldn't get by a rhinoceros imo
all of those animals would be sleeping

oh, yeah he could definitely get passed a sleeping hippo. could just tip toe quietly around him for the score.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #23 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:58:28 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 15, 2012, 08:56:51 AM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on October 15, 2012, 08:36:31 AM
Quote from: steve dave on October 15, 2012, 08:10:22 AM
he couldn't get by a rhinoceros imo
all of those animals would be sleeping

oh, yeah he could definitely get passed a sleeping hippo. could just tip toe quietly around him for the score.

Hippos kill more humans than any other animal. They are deceptively fast. And mean.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #24 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:59:52 AM »

I think that an awake hippo might be the ONLY thing that could stop him...jmo though.