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« on: October 12, 2012, 07:37:57 PM »
energy drink/shots that come in slim packaging so people came keep them in a wallet. this could also work for alcohol.


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Re: things we (goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2012, 07:44:42 PM »
a legless horse.
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 07:57:52 PM »
Legal cocaine
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Re: things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 08:01:57 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 08:42:14 PM »
Quote from: rick daris on October 12, 2012, 07:37:57 PM
energy drink/shots that come in slim packaging so people came keep them in a wallet. this could also work for alcohol.

Bulk condoms that come in a pop top can.
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Re: things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2012, 09:15:54 PM »
alcohol in things other than just liquid form. like alcohol in candy that has a bunch of sugar in it. rum skittles. bourbon snickers. or champagne in pancakes. vodka popcicles. alcohol infused hamburgers and hotdogs. all store bought stuff.

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Re: things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2012, 09:19:40 PM »
the most cost effective profitable thing this board could do is get together the brightest minds and write an ebook about how to create a succesful bbs.  I bet that thing would sell 20,000 copies at 20 a piece, minimum.
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Re: things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2012, 09:46:34 PM »
food flavored alcohol drinks. dorito flavored gin. bacon infused scotch. taco tequila. chicken wing beer. mcdonalds french fry flavored shooters.
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2012, 10:08:03 PM »
Cigars and clove cigs (mocat) that have casings that look like $100 bills instead of brown crap.
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Re: things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2012, 10:35:51 PM »
edible cellphones? i dunno. this might be a reach.  :dunno:
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2012, 10:41:04 PM »
guys forget that last one. that was a crap idea that would probably lose us money.

what if we just made cellphone cases that were hard on the outside and hollow on the inside and people could put alcohol or energy drinks in them?  :dunno:
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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2012, 10:57:27 PM »
Tuck style headset AM radio that fills with boozes instead of wyatts.
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Re: things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2012, 11:00:46 PM »
Quote from: rick daris on October 12, 2012, 09:46:34 PM
food flavored alcohol drinks. dorito flavored gin. bacon infused scotch. taco tequila. chicken wing beer. mcdonalds french fry flavored shooters.













And on a related note:

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Re: things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2012, 11:11:33 PM »
A cure for Herps.  We'd make a killing off of one board member alone.
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Re: things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2012, 11:20:26 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on October 12, 2012, 11:11:33 PM
A cure for Herps.  We'd make a killing off of one board member alone.

look dude, these are things that we can realistically come up with. what about gloves that have a secret pouch in them for a cigarette or something?  :dunno:

also, invisible cigarettes? or maybe the opposite...cigarettes that are like glow sticks or something and light up when you "snap" them? cigarettes that are flavored like food? bacon flavored cigs? bacon lettuce tomato flavored ciggies? cigs that have actual food inside of them and not just flavored? like actual ciggies with bacon and lettuce and chopped up tomatoes inside of the ciggy? cigs that are infused with alcohol? captain morgan cigs? gin and tonic? double gin and tonic cigs. premium cigs, like if you don't just want well gin and want bombay sapphire flavored? just the flavor or actual alcohol? non-alcohol flavored g and t cigs and actual alcohol g and t cigarettes?
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« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2012, 11:22:47 PM »
Quote from: TBL on October 12, 2012, 11:00:46 PM
And on a related note:



Oh man I originally translated this as Dick Flavored Whiskey
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Re: things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2012, 11:31:03 PM »
Quote from: puniraptor on October 12, 2012, 11:22:47 PM
Quote from: TBL on October 12, 2012, 11:00:46 PM
And on a related note:



Oh man I originally translated this as Dick Flavored Whiskey

I mean, it kinda is.  :dunno:
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Re: things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2012, 11:41:22 PM »
Quote from: rick daris on October 12, 2012, 09:15:54 PM
alcohol in things other than just liquid form. like alcohol in candy that has a bunch of sugar in it. rum skittles. bourbon snickers. or champagne in pancakes. vodka popcicles. alcohol infused hamburgers and hotdogs. all store bought stuff.

doesn't all the alcohol cook off when you cook the items?
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Re: things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2012, 12:06:47 AM »
Quote from: rick daris on October 12, 2012, 10:35:51 PM
edible cellphones? i dunno. this might be a reach.  :dunno:

How about edible screens? THen when it cracks you can eat it and buy a new screen
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2012, 12:11:54 AM »
Quote from: AbeFroman on October 13, 2012, 12:06:47 AM
Quote from: rick daris on October 12, 2012, 10:35:51 PM
edible cellphones? i dunno. this might be a reach.  :dunno:

How about edible screens? THen when it cracks you can eat it and buy a new screen

i don't know. this seems like a reach. like spaghetti material. would you have to boil the new screen? idk, seems ridiculous. popsicle makes sense but how would you keep your phone that cold. that doesn't make any sense either.
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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2012, 12:34:23 AM »
Quote from: CartierFor3 on October 12, 2012, 11:41:22 PM
Quote from: rick daris on October 12, 2012, 09:15:54 PM
alcohol in things other than just liquid form. like alcohol in candy that has a bunch of sugar in it. rum skittles. bourbon snickers. or champagne in pancakes. vodka popcicles. alcohol infused hamburgers and hotdogs. all store bought stuff.

doesn't all the alcohol cook off when you cook the items?

Common misconception.  Even if you cook something for 3 hours it will still retain a small amount of alcohol.  Yum.
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2012, 12:40:38 AM »
Quote from: puniraptor on October 12, 2012, 10:08:03 PM
Cigars and clove cigs (mocat) that have casings that look like are $100 bills instead of brown crap.

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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2012, 08:31:01 AM »
A football with sensors and cameras in it, paired with other sensors on the field, to take the guess work out of properly spotting the ball/measuring for down and distance.
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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2012, 09:05:05 AM »
Beer flavored ice cream.
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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2012, 09:21:24 AM »
Quote from: CFoD on October 13, 2012, 09:05:05 AM
Beer flavored ice cream.

Beer Ice Cream Flavored Lube
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