Author Topic: Football Coach Search Master Thread (Read 34627 times)

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #225 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:20:57 AM »

Quote from: CFoD on October 15, 2012, 11:18:29 AM

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Collin Klein would probably be a good coach. Maybe too "jesus-y?"

I don't think you can be too "jesus-y" to coach football. Klein definitely runs our offense well. That doesn't always translate into quality coaching, but I'm sure somebody will give him a chance if the NFL thing doesn't work out.

Gill?

Yeah, if you start instituting "no girls allowed" policies it can blow up in your face. McCartney was as jesus-y as they come, though, and he won a national championship.

Because Jesus gave them a 5th down.

Yeah

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #226 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:35:26 AM »

Frank Solich.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #227 on:** October 15, 2012, 11:49:08 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on October 15, 2012, 11:20:57 AM

Quote from: CFoD on October 15, 2012, 11:18:29 AM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on October 15, 2012, 11:15:53 AM
Quote from: Kat Kid on October 15, 2012, 11:14:01 AM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on October 15, 2012, 11:05:26 AM
Quote from: Kat Kid on October 15, 2012, 10:54:36 AM
Collin Klein would probably be a good coach. Maybe too "jesus-y?"

I don't think you can be too "jesus-y" to coach football. Klein definitely runs our offense well. That doesn't always translate into quality coaching, but I'm sure somebody will give him a chance if the NFL thing doesn't work out.

Gill?

Yeah, if you start instituting "no girls allowed" policies it can blow up in your face. McCartney was as jesus-y as they come, though, and he won a national championship.

Because Jesus gave them a 5th down.

Yeah

Also his daughter was a pretty huge slut who was banging players and got knocked up by one of them. #recruitingadvantage

michigancat · « **Reply #228 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:05:10 PM »

I don't want someone I've heard of or is currently a head coach at a piece of crap sun belt or mac school.

steve dave · « **Reply #229 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:08:25 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on October 15, 2012, 12:05:10 PM

I don't want someone I've heard of or is currently a head coach at a piece of crap sun belt or mac school.

get behind dimel rus. if for no other reason than there is no way currie will allow it and we can get super steamed at him.

michigancat · « **Reply #230 on:** October 15, 2012, 12:09:48 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 15, 2012, 12:08:25 PM

Quote from: michigancat on October 15, 2012, 12:05:10 PM
I don't want someone I've heard of or is currently a head coach at a piece of crap sun belt or mac school.

get behind dimel rus. if for no other reason than there is no way currie will allow it and we can get super steamed at him.

I don't want to get behind anyone. Too deflating. but it would be pretty cool to have two coaches named dana in the same conference.

slobber · « **Reply #231 on:** October 15, 2012, 01:59:51 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 12, 2012, 09:55:59 AM

doesn't that freak jerry kill have a foaming at the mouth seizure and almost die every 30 minutes?

I don't know about every 30 minutes, but...probably pretty close. I think he read this thread over the weekend and it caused another one. He is all better now, until he has another one.

steve dave · « **Reply #232 on:** October 15, 2012, 02:02:06 PM »

yeah, kind of called my shot there

Benja · « **Reply #233 on:** October 15, 2012, 04:46:59 PM »

Paul Rhodes is just an above average SLTH. We all recognize that right?

Benja · « **Reply #234 on:** October 15, 2012, 04:49:33 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 15, 2012, 10:06:12 AM

Quote from: CNS Casey on October 15, 2012, 10:02:27 AM
Guys, here is my plan. Listen to it all they way through before judging it:

We win the NC this year and get CK the Heisman.

Then, we figure out some sort of sacrificial ceremony and sacrifice CK to keep Bill alive.

I mean, it would totally be worth it.

why don't we sacrifice someone who sucks that nobody will miss like paul roads or something

Just saw this. But, yeah.

CNS · « **Reply #235 on:** October 15, 2012, 04:49:51 PM »

I would say he is just a plain avg one.

Benja · « **Reply #236 on:** October 15, 2012, 04:51:32 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on October 15, 2012, 04:49:51 PM

I would say he is just a plain avg one.

You may be right CNS Casey

Benja · « **Reply #237 on:** October 15, 2012, 04:54:21 PM »

I just feel like some people see Rhodes as a young Bill or something. Rhodes would never do the things, or be capable of doing the things BS has done to win.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #238 on:** October 15, 2012, 04:57:22 PM »

I would love to see some big time school like Tennessee take a chance on Rhodes this offseason.

Benja · « **Reply #239 on:** October 15, 2012, 05:02:07 PM »

I honestly think Rhodes believes that Bill's success comes from teaching great fundamentals or something.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #240 on:** October 15, 2012, 05:04:37 PM »

Quote from: Benja on October 15, 2012, 05:02:07 PM

I honestly think Rhodes believes that Bill's success comes from teaching great fundamentals or something.

I think a lot of it does. Our team has excellent fundamentals, and other than the ISU game, almost never commits penalties.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #241 on:** October 15, 2012, 05:21:48 PM »

did everyone miss my link to shaggy bevo where they all wanted rhodes? I mean jfc! how depressing does that make our candidate list???

Chico · « **Reply #242 on:** October 15, 2012, 06:38:45 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on October 15, 2012, 05:21:48 PM

did everyone miss my link to shaggy bevo where they all wanted rhodes? I mean jfc! how depressing does that make our candidate list???

Somebody should point out to them that Rhoads can't beat K-State either. Thinking... Actually, nobody tell them. It will be way more fun when they find out.

michigancat · « **Reply #243 on:** October 15, 2012, 06:40:02 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on October 15, 2012, 05:21:48 PM

did everyone miss my link to shaggy bevo where they all wanted rhodes? I mean jfc! how depressing does that make our candidate list???

kk, I already knew that. The dumbshits here saying, "I wouldn't want Gary Pinkel" just don't realize how bad our realistic list would look. It's why we should look in the Ron Prince neighborhood - just shoot from the hip and see what happens.

Benja · « **Reply #244 on:** October 15, 2012, 06:57:56 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on October 15, 2012, 05:04:37 PM

Quote from: Benja on October 15, 2012, 05:02:07 PM
I honestly think Rhodes believes that Bill's success comes from teaching great fundamentals or something.

I think a lot of it does. Our team has excellent fundamentals, and other than the ISU game, almost never commits penalties.

Yeah, BS teams have great fundamentals, no doubt. A lot of that comes from the type of assistants BS hires. Bill's real coaching strengths though comes from being a rough ridin' master at putting together a balanced roster through whatever means necessary of the kind of kids that will run through walls and kill for him, and cultivating an intense group-think attitude focused on Bill's goals. It's really pretty amazing considering these are college kids were talking about. And another reason this stuff works best in a place like Manhattan, KS. Try pulling this crap off in Miami.

qatzmanchu · « **Reply #245 on:** October 15, 2012, 09:13:44 PM »

Whats the consensus on David Doolorean from NIU?

Its straight out of Sun Tzu, we presumptively hire the only coach the KU kids will remember from their good year and thus remove any comfort and solace they could possibly talk them selves into after the inevitable collapse of front butt under his own weight.

He also meets my main criteria of being Brett Bulemias doppelganger. (Bretts a real dreamboat)

Could you even image the gameday specials of Bill and Dave taking daily walks discussimg football and life.

DQ12 · « **Reply #246 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:20:47 PM »

Dudes.

We're getting a Del.

michigancat · « **Reply #247 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:28:39 PM »

Quote from: qatzmanchu on October 15, 2012, 09:13:44 PM

Whats the consensus on David Doolorean from NIU?

Its straight out of Sun Tzu, we presumptively hire the only coach the KU kids will remember from their good year and thus remove any comfort and solace they could possibly talk them selves into after the inevitable collapse of front butt under his own weight.

He also meets my main criteria of being Brett Bulemias doppelganger. (Bretts a real dreamboat)

Could you even image the gameday specials of Bill and Dave taking daily walks discussimg football and life.

Quote from: michigancat on October 15, 2012, 12:05:10 PM

I don't want someone I've heard of or is currently a head coach at a piece of crap sun belt or mac school.

this jackass qualifies twice

OKclone · « **Reply #248 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:30:44 PM »

I hear that Chizzledick is probably getting fired from Auburn, I think he would be a perfect fit for you guys.

And it's Rhoads you idiots.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #249 on:** October 16, 2012, 02:39:29 PM »