Football Coach Search Master Thread

[steve dave]

Right or wrong, James Franklin isn't an option imo because tucks associate him with Prince.  Dimel is a guy that tucks and non-tucks can get behind. 

He's a good Snyder disciple who knows what it takes to win in MHK and will have Snyder's blessing.  All of that is important to me.

Plus I think he's a good coach and human being

[jtksu]

As anybody considered Sonny Dykes.
Sonny Dykes La. Tech 42 WAC $400,000 

Jewish.

[Katpappy]

As anybody considered Sonny Dykes.
Sonny Dykes La. Tech 42 WAC $400,000 

Jewish.

Saul will get you for that. 

[jtksu]

As anybody considered Sonny Dykes.
Sonny Dykes La. Tech 42 WAC $400,000 

Jewish.

Saul will get you for that. 

 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/10/12/3493452/haircut-switching-works-in-all-formats

[eastcat]

We should find the cheapest pud coach possible, pay him 30K to stand on the sidelines, send another 10k for a years supply of natty light and spend the rest of the money on players/hookers/blow/massive yacht on tuttle (when it fills back up).

It worked for miami/cam newton. I think it will work here too guys.

[Panjandrum]

As anybody considered Sonny Dykes.
Sonny Dykes La. Tech 42 WAC $400,000 

I think he'll be on Arky's list at the end of the year.  They have the roster for his offense already, so the transition would be pretty minimal, all things considered.

If not them, Tennessee and Auburn are going to be shopping as well.  I think he'd get at least one of those three jobs.  Maybe even Kentucky if he feels jumpy enough.

[CNS]

Louisiana Monroe's coach.  Aren't they the one that went around making the SEC cry for a while earlier this year?

[Katpappy]

Louisiana Tech's Monroe's coach.  Aren't they the one that went around making the SEC cry for a while earlier this year?

Almost beat aTm in a score fest yesterday.  62-60  By the way, FYP. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Louisiana Monroe's coach.  Aren't they the one that went around making the SEC cry for a while earlier this year?

Almost beat aTm in a score fest yesterday.  62-60

Nope

[jtksu]

Louisiana Monroe's coach.  Aren't they the one that went around making the SEC cry for a while earlier this year?

Almost beat aTm in a score fest yesterday.  62-60

Pretty sure that was La Tech.  Monroe did give Baylor all they could handle though.

[Katpappy]

Louisiana Monroe's coach.  Aren't they the one that went around making the SEC cry for a while earlier this year?

Almost beat aTm in a score fest yesterday.  62-60

Pretty sure that was La Tech.  Monroe did give Baylor all they could handle though.

Yes, just hit post before I was finished posting. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

I don't want the coach at Louisiana Monroe.

[Katpappy]

I don't want the coach at Louisiana Monroe.

Not my favorite either. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

I'm not even sure if ULM is the best team in the Sun Belt.

[scottwildcat]

Guys...I'm scared about what will happen after  leaves. I like being good...IT IS SO MUCH rough ridin' FUN

[ChiComCat]

How much will it cost to build a football coaching super computer?  I am thinking it may have substantial startup costs but over time it would be a bargain.

[CNS]

Guys, here is my plan.  Listen to it all they way through before judging it:

We win the NC this year and get CK the Heisman.

Then, we figure out some sort of sacrificial ceremony and sacrifice CK to keep Bill alive. 

I mean, it would totally be worth it.

[steve dave]

Guys, here is my plan.  Listen to it all they way through before judging it:

We win the NC this year and get CK the Heisman.

Then, we figure out some sort of sacrificial ceremony and sacrifice CK to keep Bill alive. 

I mean, it would totally be worth it.

why don't we sacrifice someone who sucks that nobody will miss like paul roads or something

[CNS]

Guys, here is my plan.  Listen to it all they way through before judging it:

We win the NC this year and get CK the Heisman.

Then, we figure out some sort of sacrificial ceremony and sacrifice CK to keep Bill alive. 

I mean, it would totally be worth it.

why don't we sacrifice someone who sucks that nobody will miss like paul roads or something

Look, I am not an expert, but all the movies that have stuff like this in it always make a big deal out of it having to be someone important.  So, I am thinking that not only will CK be important right after knocking down both the NC and the Heisman, but he will have no more use to us at that point.  Win-Win

[Kat Kid]

Collin Klein would probably be a good coach.  Maybe too "jesus-y?"

[Rage Against the McKee]

Collin Klein would probably be a good coach.  Maybe too "jesus-y?"

I don't think you can be too "jesus-y" to coach football. Klein definitely runs our offense well. That doesn't always translate into quality coaching, but I'm sure somebody will give him a chance if the NFL thing doesn't work out.

[Kat Kid]

Collin Klein would probably be a good coach.  Maybe too "jesus-y?"

I don't think you can be too "jesus-y" to coach football. Klein definitely runs our offense well. That doesn't always translate into quality coaching, but I'm sure somebody will give him a chance if the NFL thing doesn't work out.

Gill?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Collin Klein would probably be a good coach.  Maybe too "jesus-y?"

I don't think you can be too "jesus-y" to coach football. Klein definitely runs our offense well. That doesn't always translate into quality coaching, but I'm sure somebody will give him a chance if the NFL thing doesn't work out.

Gill?

Yeah, if you start instituting "no girls allowed" policies it can blow up in your face. McCartney was as jesus-y as they come, though, and he won a national championship.

[Institutional Control]

Collin Klein would probably be a good coach.  Maybe too "jesus-y?"

I don't think you can be too "jesus-y" to coach football. Klein definitely runs our offense well. That doesn't always translate into quality coaching, but I'm sure somebody will give him a chance if the NFL thing doesn't work out.

Gill?

Yeah, if you start instituting "no girls allowed" policies it can blow up in your face. McCartney was as jesus-y as they come, though, and he won a national championship.

Because Jesus gave them a 5th down.

[Panjandrum]

Every time I try to picture Klein as a coach, I just see an image of Bronco Mendenhall.

It's weird.