Author Topic: how do you plan on warming up your tractor this weekend? (Read 6650 times)

pissclams · « **on:** October 11, 2012, 09:27:28 AM »

i'm going to a walking taco PAK and drinking copious amounts of white russians.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2012, 09:29:56 AM »

I am allergic to mold and stinky Iowans. Will be staying home and commencing leather couch/60" flatscreen PAK.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2012, 09:30:28 AM »

I had remote start installed on my tractor, so I can just roll out of bet at 10:58 on Saturday, start up the tractor and then turn on the tube and watch the cats dominate. It's pretty great.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2012, 09:31:12 AM »

i don't even care if we win anymore, just want #LIFE and Co. to come back mold/disease free.

'taterblast · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2012, 09:32:54 AM »

sitting in a parking lot with my windshield wipers on saying "i think it'll clear up"

Bloodfart · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2012, 10:05:52 AM »

I'll be cruising the streets of Ames ridin' the storm out in my bitchin' camaro.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2012, 10:06:48 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on October 11, 2012, 10:05:52 AM

I'll be cruising the streets of Ames ridin' the storm out in my bitchin' camaro.

LOL at knowingly driving your vehicle into a flood. Some people. . .

Bloodfart · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2012, 10:11:04 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on October 11, 2012, 10:06:48 AM

Quote from: Bloodfart on October 11, 2012, 10:05:52 AM
I'll be cruising the streets of Ames ridin' the storm out in my bitchin' camaro.

LOL at knowingly driving your vehicle into a flood. Some people. . .

MadCat · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2012, 10:13:18 AM »

With napalm

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2012, 10:21:14 AM »

I have a block heater that I plug in for chilly mornings. I find it helps the tractor start easier and warm quicker. By 11 my tractor should be very, very warm and the Cats will be hot on the field. ftb

EMAWican · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2012, 10:32:35 AM »

I have a piece of carboard that I like to slide in front of my radiator after I fire her up. I have to be careful and make sure she doesn't get too warm though

Kat Kid · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2012, 11:31:11 AM »

The Chef usually warms my tractor on Saturdays, but with the early start it is hard to say. May have to just get up and warm my own tractor.

mocat · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2012, 11:42:03 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on October 11, 2012, 09:27:28 AM

i'm going to a walking taco PAK and drinking copious amounts of white russians.

Can we please make a 2012 of this? yeah we need this. yeah.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2012, 11:45:01 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 11, 2012, 10:21:14 AM

I have a block heater that I plug in for chilly mornings. I find it helps the tractor start easier and warm quicker. By 11 my tractor should be very, very warm and the Cats will be hot on the field. ftb

You'd best watch the eff out cause I'll be barrellin' down the middle of the street in my Case IH. Outta the way, mommies!

PorkChop Express · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2012, 11:45:37 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on October 11, 2012, 09:27:28 AM

i'm going to a walking taco PAK and drinking copious amounts of white russians.

I'm going to look for the shots that taste like froot loops milks.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2012, 12:05:30 PM »

With beer and telling tales of FLOODaggedon to unwitting bystanders here in Texas.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2012, 12:12:13 PM »

I dialed up coordinates in my spare tractor for Jack Trice north goal post. It should be showing up around the end of the first half. Man floodaggie are gonna go ape crap over that crap. Launch time is set for about noon tomorow.

Edit: There is a PAKhead sitting in the driver's seat.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2012, 12:16:03 PM »

#2 Diesel!

Bloodfart · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2012, 12:24:33 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 11, 2012, 12:16:03 PM

#2 Diesel!

Pfft, Ruby Red.

KITNfury · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:02:52 PM »

By pulling something.

CNS · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:03:28 PM »

I just make a phone call and my tractor ppl jump right on it.

RonLongshaft · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:08:03 PM »

Chico · « **Reply #22 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:16:40 PM »

Funny this thread got started. I actually was just pulling my versatile out of the implement building so I could flush all the manure out of the honey wagon and get it ready in case the Skunk River gets dicey on Saturday. I figure if it can pump crap it might be able to handle the Ames drinking water.

pissclams · « **Reply #23 on:** October 11, 2012, 01:20:50 PM »

chico, if the skunk gets dicey on saturday, oh boy. i might need your help. do you know why i italicized "might" ? well let me tell you something, i said "might" in itallics because i don't need it. i got my own damn versatile and i would expect that there's a whole lot of sons of bitches here who have their own too. hell. anybody up for a versatile PAK before the game? pm me for details.

Chico · « **Reply #24 on:** October 11, 2012, 04:00:36 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on October 11, 2012, 01:20:50 PM

chico, if the skunk gets dicey on saturday, oh boy. i might need your help. do you know why i italicized "might" ? well let me tell you something, i said "might" in itallics because i don't need it. i got my own damn versatile and i would expect that there's a whole lot of sons of bitches here who have their own too. hell. anybody up for a versatile PAK before the game? pm me for details.

I tell you what. You stay on the NE side of Jack Trice and I'll stay on the NW side and we will have a versatile/honey wagon pump off and we'll see who ends up saving the flood aggies from certain destruction. I guarantee my wagon can pump better than anything this side of the Mississippi so this should be a matchup for the ages.