Author Topic: I just witnessed something awful (Read 3387 times)

AppleJack · « **on:** October 09, 2012, 08:17:38 PM »

At the local QT getting essential provisions, anyways, fat guy (no sleeves) walks in gets a taquito and a what I can only assume is a 16 hour old donut. He walks to the back by the fountain drinks. He proceeds to eat taquito and donut, sees me looking at him and laughs. Then he gets a 22oz drink, chugs it and walks out of the store w/o paying.

Do you think George Washington could have ever imagined such a thing happening?

8manpick · « **Reply #1 on:** October 09, 2012, 08:22:41 PM »

I mean you have to be either very poor, or a pathetic person to steal $3 worth of food like that.

nicname · « **Reply #2 on:** October 09, 2012, 08:27:14 PM »

Should have said something, then sit back and

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 09, 2012, 08:27:40 PM »

When you say sleeveless shirt, was it Nascar, Kenny Rodgers or Mizzou?

TBL · « **Reply #4 on:** October 09, 2012, 08:28:20 PM »

"Stop, thief!!"

Ever think of trying that?

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** October 09, 2012, 08:34:48 PM »

QT would straight blow George's mind.

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jtksu · « **Reply #6 on:** October 09, 2012, 08:49:32 PM »

You ever hear about that old dude who did 71 days for stealing 2 hot dogs from QT? (Well, he was actually found not guilty, he just didnt have the bucks to bail himself out.)

wetwillie · « **Reply #7 on:** October 09, 2012, 08:55:49 PM »

Your supposed to say "my Canadian friend"

SabiNation · « **Reply #8 on:** October 09, 2012, 09:14:44 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on October 09, 2012, 08:27:40 PM

When you say sleeveless shirt, was it Nascar, Kenny Rodgers or Mizzou?

Very valid question. Helps to paint the picture

AppleJack · « **Reply #9 on:** October 09, 2012, 09:21:50 PM »

Quote from: SabiNation on October 09, 2012, 09:14:44 PM

Quote from: Jakesie60 on October 09, 2012, 08:27:40 PM
When you say sleeveless shirt, was it Nascar, Kenny Rodgers or Mizzou?

Very valid question. Helps to paint the picture

It was very much Nascar. He was bald and had a huge goatee. I wanted to beat him with my shoe.

nicname · « **Reply #10 on:** October 09, 2012, 09:30:55 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on October 09, 2012, 09:21:50 PM

Quote from: SabiNation on October 09, 2012, 09:14:44 PM
Quote from: Jakesie60 on October 09, 2012, 08:27:40 PM
When you say sleeveless shirt, was it Nascar, Kenny Rodgers or Mizzou?

Very valid question. Helps to paint the picture

It was very much Nascar. He was bald and had a huge goatee. I wanted to beat him with my shoe.

But instead you just stood there watching a crime happen, and a disgusting, grotesque crime at that.

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #11 on:** October 09, 2012, 10:00:33 PM »

This guy sounds amazing. Get him to post here.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #12 on:** October 09, 2012, 10:06:21 PM »

nice stereotyping guys.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #13 on:** October 09, 2012, 10:07:55 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Wichita on October 09, 2012, 10:00:33 PM

This guy sounds amazing. Get him to post here.

He did, we PI'd him. Now he doesn't. If you want to hur hur hur with him, check out youtube. Code name: K-State Mask.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 09, 2012, 10:08:51 PM »

This story is a description of the future of some of you.

hemmy · « **Reply #15 on:** October 09, 2012, 10:09:09 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on October 09, 2012, 10:06:21 PM

nice stereotyping guys.

WW admits to the crime

Rob_Cassidy · « **Reply #16 on:** October 09, 2012, 10:27:23 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on October 09, 2012, 08:17:38 PM

At the local QT getting essential provisions, anyways, fat guy (no sleeves) walks in gets a taquito and a what I can only assume is a 16 hour old donut. He walks to the back by the fountain drinks. He proceeds to eat taquito and donut, sees me looking at him and laughs. Then he gets a 22oz drink, chugs it and walks out of the store w/o paying.

Do you think George Washington could have ever imagined such a thing happening?

Yeah, so? Did he forget to flush the toilet, too? What you saw is just part of the QT subculture.

Let me get you up to speed here. The defining moment in Quicktrip culture took place in the Cancun of Midwest a few years back. I've linked below. It's a different world in there, man. I suggest you start acting as such before you're victimized.

I'll tell you about the all-too-common slushy dump at a later date.

http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/3348976.html

nicname · « **Reply #17 on:** October 09, 2012, 11:09:36 PM »

Sometimes (most of the time) I sip steal. Is this ok?

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #18 on:** October 10, 2012, 12:22:21 AM »

Quote from: AppleJack on October 09, 2012, 09:21:50 PM

Quote from: SabiNation on October 09, 2012, 09:14:44 PM
Quote from: Jakesie60 on October 09, 2012, 08:27:40 PM
When you say sleeveless shirt, was it Nascar, Kenny Rodgers or Mizzou?

Very valid question. Helps to paint the picture

It was very much Nascar. He was bald and had a huge goatee. I wanted to beat him with my shoe.

Was it this guy?

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #19 on:** October 10, 2012, 12:24:10 AM »

Or this guy?

As EMAWers, it is our duty to help find this guy. Please post any pictures of bald guys with goatees you can think of.

Go cats.

sys · « **Reply #20 on:** October 10, 2012, 01:01:22 AM »

why can you only assume the doughnut was 16 hours old and how good are you at assuming the age of doughnuts?

jtksu · « **Reply #21 on:** October 10, 2012, 01:24:17 AM »

Look at this smug son of a bitch, he looks guilty as hell.

jtksu · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2012, 01:26:43 AM »

And this [redacted] has a show in Wichita on Friday.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #23 on:** October 10, 2012, 08:34:29 AM »

8manpick · « **Reply #24 on:** October 10, 2012, 09:10:28 AM »

in b4 Jakesie