You guys want a definitions of a hipster?
There is this girl I'm friend's with on facebook that posts haikus about her bicycle rides home from work. That's about as accurate definition as you're going to get.
"Turkey nest across
Bike path climbing ever up
Rider splayed in style"
(probably could have posted this in the facebook thread)
no, denied. see the cyclist thread. That reminds me that a fat cyclist with his khakis stuffed into his socks passed me yesterday while I slowed down for a red light and ran the red light. It took me less than a block to blow past him like a boss. Then he tried to cheat his way out of a protected left at the next light, got stuck trying to cross away from the light, and ate my dust again.

<-me, except I'm on a bike