Author Topic: I have a buddy who is an ISU alum (Read 3877 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **on:** October 06, 2012, 06:01:14 PM »

Should I bang his wife this week? Should I beat him up? Should I ignore him because we own them so hard?

TIa

Winters · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2012, 06:04:47 PM »

Bang his wife and then act like you didn't

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2012, 06:05:30 PM »

Burn that mofos house down

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2012, 06:05:54 PM »

Quote from: Winters on October 06, 2012, 06:04:47 PM

Bang his wife and then act like you didn't

So simple that it's perfect

yoEMAW · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2012, 06:07:15 PM »

Beat his wife and act like he did it?

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2012, 06:09:08 PM »

I wouldn't bang his wife, as he is an ISU alum she is probably ugly.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #6 on:** October 06, 2012, 06:09:15 PM »

Show him what a #fanningbrag is.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** October 06, 2012, 06:09:47 PM »

Wait, just realized that if I fanning his wife, I would take pictures and send it to everyone in his address book so I can't really deny it.
back to square 1

buttsbuttsbutts · « **Reply #8 on:** October 06, 2012, 07:56:35 PM »

Bang his wife, inform him that you banged his wife that very night, and then spend the rest of the week acting like you didn't do it.

BostonPancake · « **Reply #9 on:** October 06, 2012, 07:58:26 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 06, 2012, 06:01:14 PM

Should I bang his wife this week? Should I beat him up? Should I ignore him because we own them so hard?

TIa

yes

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #10 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:03:23 PM »

Just sit in his front yard in an inflatable raft while waiting for the inevitable.

jtksu · « **Reply #11 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:10:43 PM »

How bout if you knock up his wife?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:12:21 PM »

Quote from: SwiftCat on October 06, 2012, 06:09:15 PM

Show him what a #fanningbrag is.

AST · « **Reply #13 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:19:33 PM »

Whatever you do, do not buy a burner phone and start sending his wife seedy tm's or dic pics. It will not end well for you.

Katpappy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:23:47 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 06, 2012, 06:05:54 PM

Quote from: Winters on October 06, 2012, 06:04:47 PM
Bang his wife and then act like you didn't

So simple that it's perfect

You could get mistaken for a Prince for that.

Pendergast · « **Reply #15 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:28:06 PM »

1. Beat him up
2. Tie to chair
3. Make him watch you bang his wife
4. Profit

EMAW SP8 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:11:11 PM »

Tell his wife you own goEMAW.com

Frankenklein · « **Reply #17 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:16:43 PM »

kidnap the mask,make him bang both of them

MadCat · « **Reply #18 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:19:00 PM »

Tell his wife that you're going to bang her then don't.

Katpappy · « **Reply #19 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:20:11 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on October 06, 2012, 09:16:43 PM

kidnap the mask,make him bang both of them

YES, that's it!

MadCat · « **Reply #20 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:20:23 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on October 06, 2012, 09:16:43 PM

kidnap the mask,make him bang both of them

Human centipede with KSM in the middle.

Katpappy · « **Reply #21 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:21:52 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on October 06, 2012, 09:19:00 PM

Tell his wife that you're going to bang her then bang your buddy. Just don't tell him or anyone else.

FYP

bucket · « **Reply #22 on:** October 06, 2012, 10:27:29 PM »

I'd rip his heart out of his ass and feed it to him

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #23 on:** October 07, 2012, 11:07:09 AM »

Go to his house. Shake his hand and wish his team good luck and a clean game with no injuries.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #24 on:** October 07, 2012, 11:31:19 AM »

Bang his wife then tell him how PROUD of it you are