Author Topic: HEY FARMERS, TEH PHOG DIED (Read 10927 times)

hi_im_farmer · « **on:** October 06, 2012, 08:33:30 AM »

HEY HAYSEEDS

EVERYONE WHO IS ANYONE IN THE STATE OF KANSAS MOVED TO WAVINGTHEWHEAT.COM

PHOG IS TEH DEAD

COME ON OVER TO WTW
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SMELLY WIVES

hi_im_farmer · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:36:19 AM »

APOLOGIES FOR NOT USING PROPER WESTERN KS LINGO. FORGOT TO BRING MY TRANSLATOR JEBIDIAH WITH ME

Pete · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:41:03 AM »

"Waving the wheat?" Jesus, what a bunch of hicks. Hey guys, let's change the name of this board to goSorghum.com. Warm up the tractors over on waving wheat dot com.

Pete · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:42:11 AM »

Playing KU hurts the image of our program.

TBL · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:43:37 AM »

Quote from: Pete on October 06, 2012, 08:42:11 AM

Playing KU hurts the image of our program.

New thread alert!!

Pete · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:44:40 AM »

I cannot rough ridin' wait for basketball. This football game cannot get over with quick enough. Dominate and move on.

oscar Weber chose K-State over basically any other job he wanted, for one reason: Beating Bill Self's ass. As long as the volley ball team doesn't crap the bed, I don't see K-State losing a game to KU in any sport this year.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #6 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:46:38 AM »

Wave the wheat? What hicks

pc5k · « **Reply #7 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:47:38 AM »

Meh, I'll stay here where the winners are. Whavethewheat.com definitely sounds like a farming site to me.

hi_im_farmer · « **Reply #8 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:47:44 AM »

Your illusions of grandeur are comical. Your small minded mentality is a joke to those with a perspective. Your lack of self-awareness and your excess reserve of self-importance reduce me to laughing and crying at the same time. I laugh because I am not you, by some stroke of luck at birth, and I cry for all humanity to have to suffer by being of the same species as thee.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #9 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:48:53 AM »

Pete · « **Reply #10 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:49:41 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 06, 2012, 08:46:38 AM

Wave the wheat? What hicks

Yep. They do after every first down, or something. Everyone in the entire conference laughs at how huge of hicks they are, even Iowa State.

pissclams · « **Reply #11 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:49:51 AM »

the great thing about playing KU is that it's like we're not playing anyone. perfect fit for the wildcats from the flint hills..we can prep for TX.

hi_im_farmer · « **Reply #12 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:50:14 AM »

Goddam it, forgot to translate for ya. My pologies about that.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:50:28 AM »

Thanks for the update farmer Luke.

Pete · « **Reply #14 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:50:56 AM »

Quote from: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 08:47:44 AM

Your illusions of grandeur are comical. Your small minded mentality is a joke to those with a perspective. Your lack of self-awareness and your excess reserve of self-importance reduce me to laughing and crying at the same time. I laugh because I am not you, by some stroke of luck at birth, and I cry for all humanity to have to suffer by being of the same species as thee.

This guy talks like one of those preachers in a farming town. Hey bad person, our kids will dance at the prom anyway.

Pete · « **Reply #15 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:52:54 AM »

Quote from: pc5k on October 06, 2012, 08:47:38 AM

Meh, I'll stay here where the winners are. Whavethewheat.com definitely sounds like a farming site to me.

Half farming and half sports, though bunches of them post pictures of crops and livestock and crap on their sports forums.

hi_im_farmer · « **Reply #16 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:54:00 AM »

Looks like I found a sore spot boys!
Id love to know how many of you are really like this. It is amazing to think that I live among you people

star seed 7 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:54:52 AM »

Quote from: Pete on October 06, 2012, 08:52:54 AM

Quote from: pc5k on October 06, 2012, 08:47:38 AM
Meh, I'll stay here where the winners are. Whavethewheat.com definitely sounds like a farming site to me.

Half farming and half sports, though bunches of them post pictures of crops and livestock and crap on their sports forums.

you sure that's not their cheerleaders?

Pete · « **Reply #18 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:56:29 AM »

Pete · « **Reply #19 on:** October 06, 2012, 08:57:20 AM »

I don't want their bigotry and hatred spilling over on to our board.

hi_im_farmer · « **Reply #20 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:00:20 AM »

Pete · « **Reply #21 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:01:33 AM »

oscar Weber is going to destroy these clowns.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #22 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:02:17 AM »

Just saw a blue tractor broken down on the shoulder... Poor ugly ku fan.

hi_im_farmer · « **Reply #23 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:03:06 AM »

Quote from: Pete on October 06, 2012, 09:01:33 AM

oscar Weber is going to destroy these clowns.

It is honestly like you are insane, living in a different world than I. Give me 5 reasons why Brucey will be successful enough to "destroy" KU?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #24 on:** October 06, 2012, 09:06:43 AM »

Quote from: hi_im_farmer on October 06, 2012, 09:03:06 AM

Quote from: Pete on October 06, 2012, 09:01:33 AM
oscar Weber is going to destroy these clowns.

It is honestly like you are insane, living in a different world than I. Give me 5 reasons why Brucey will be successful enough to "destroy" KU?

oscar is a k-stater now. destroying little ku bro in sports is a way of life for us.