What if the BTF could, you know, talk??
Do you think it would say that it was too sexy for oscar Weber?
I bet it would . . . I bet it would.
I bet it recoils in horror at the thought of a chicken nuggets machine defiling its well appointed office areas. Sure, sure there's places within its walls that will see the more, dare I say "earthy" side of things, but even those areas are sexy in relative terms.
I see the place like a nice modern bar, filled with top shelf booze and fine smelling, sexy people. Not oscar Weber.
No re-read my post and say "sexy" like you're a 45 year old Ricardo Montalban talking to modern day Sofia Vergara. Make sure you get that trill in there.