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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #2700 on: April 21, 2014, 02:29:46 PM »
i know a squirrel could kick rick daris' ass because i've seen it before

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« Reply #2701 on: April 21, 2014, 02:30:32 PM »

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« Reply #2702 on: April 21, 2014, 02:31:11 PM »
hell of a sportsman

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« Reply #2703 on: April 21, 2014, 02:31:59 PM »
blood thirst

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« Reply #2704 on: April 21, 2014, 02:32:42 PM »
i once saw her kick a cardinal with a broken wing into a wood chipper, first try

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« Reply #2705 on: April 21, 2014, 02:38:28 PM »
Some people nurse injured animals back to health by hand feeding them strawberries until they are strong enough to be released back into the wild and some people execute them by having a 5 year old blow their brains out with a shotgun and then cook them and eat them.  I guess it's just how you were raised

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« Reply #2706 on: April 21, 2014, 02:39:15 PM »
I think you guys are being too hard on this guy.  Obviously his pink haired daughter is a troubled soul and he's just trying to rekindle the father daughter relationship to keep her off the stripper pole.

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« Reply #2707 on: April 21, 2014, 02:40:25 PM »
that little girl will be a run away before she has a driver's license

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« Reply #2708 on: April 21, 2014, 04:06:46 PM »
My dog has caught rabbits, mice, birds (out of the sky even) and once a chicken. No squirrels tho, and not from a lack of trying.
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« Reply #2709 on: April 21, 2014, 04:14:17 PM »
I was unaware until recently that killing any migratory bird in the US (including common birds such as bluejays, cardinals, etc.) is a violation of federal law under the Migratory Bird Act.   :blindfold:

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« Reply #2710 on: April 21, 2014, 04:15:08 PM »
I was unaware until recently that killing any migratory bird in the US (including common birds such as bluejays, cardinals, etc.) is a violation of federal law under the Migratory Bird Act.   :blindfold:

and to think that little bitch kicked one into the wood chipper :curse:

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« Reply #2711 on: April 21, 2014, 04:22:15 PM »
damnit. now there is a picture posted of the ~5 year old kid eating the meat from the squirrel.

This makes the killing okay to me.

Not sure about Tami's spoon, though.

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« Reply #2712 on: April 21, 2014, 04:43:44 PM »
a dog can't kill a squirrel. have you guys seen a squirrel before? they should be in cirque du soleil.

cirque du squirleil?
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« Reply #2713 on: April 21, 2014, 06:32:57 PM »
She is 7.

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« Reply #2714 on: April 21, 2014, 07:23:02 PM »
I saw a dog at the dog park kill a rabbit.

My family's dogs (2 labs)  killed a wolverine when I was little. Or they found a dead one and worked it over pretty good.    :dunno:

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« Reply #2715 on: April 22, 2014, 10:32:09 AM »
I saw a dog at the dog park kill a rabbit.

My family's dogs (2 labs)  killed a wolverine when I was little. Or they found a dead one and worked it over pretty good.    :dunno:

LOL. AS IF your dogs could even come close to killing a wolverine.

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« Reply #2716 on: April 22, 2014, 03:08:26 PM »
I saw a dog at the dog park kill a rabbit.

My family's dogs (2 labs)  killed a wolverine when I was little. Or they found a dead one and worked it over pretty good.    :dunno:

LOL. AS IF your dogs could even come close to killing a wolverine.
Had a 100lbs lab that killed a raccoon once in my folk backyard... ran up on it, clamped down on the back of its neck and shook... when he stopped the raccoon didn't get up.    Trash can never got tipped over again, tho, so there's that.

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« Reply #2717 on: April 22, 2014, 04:00:46 PM »
I saw a dog at the dog park kill a rabbit.

My family's dogs (2 labs)  killed a wolverine when I was little. Or they found a dead one and worked it over pretty good.    :dunno:

LOL. AS IF your dogs could even come close to killing a wolverine.
Had a 100lbs lab that killed a raccoon once in my folk backyard... ran up on it, clamped down on the back of its neck and shook... when he stopped the raccoon didn't get up.    Trash can never got tipped over again, tho, so there's that.

if you are putting a raccoon in the same octagon with a wolverine, then i have lost all respect for you.

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« Reply #2718 on: April 23, 2014, 08:02:13 AM »
Man, I sure can't get enough of these damn things.

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« Reply #2719 on: April 23, 2014, 10:00:52 AM »
what is going on

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« Reply #2720 on: April 23, 2014, 10:02:16 AM »
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« Reply #2721 on: April 23, 2014, 10:42:42 AM »
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Can someone tell me when the price is right is on and what channel?


Hasn't that show been on at the same time and same channel for about the last 40 years or so?

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« Reply #2722 on: April 23, 2014, 10:49:35 AM »
What a mess









has anyone asked what the spoon is for? 



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« Reply #2723 on: April 23, 2014, 10:53:42 AM »
I just assumed that was @ben ji taking a selfie.
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« Reply #2724 on: April 23, 2014, 11:44:45 AM »
I just assumed that was @ben ji taking a selfie.
just wait till we get you a pic of daris. he has negative ass.