Author Topic: Tom Cruise Master Thread (Read 7638 times)

EllToPay · « **Reply #25 on:** September 28, 2012, 04:38:27 PM »

Quote from: TheCatFanSpeaks on September 28, 2012, 04:34:38 PM

Quote from: EllToPay on September 28, 2012, 04:12:59 PM
How do you think he likes his steak? I bet he's a rare guy. You know?

Is a vegetarian and doesn't drink alcohol.

Trim · « **Reply #26 on:** September 28, 2012, 04:56:44 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on September 28, 2012, 04:38:27 PM

Quote from: TheCatFanSpeaks on September 28, 2012, 04:34:38 PM
Quote from: EllToPay on September 28, 2012, 04:12:59 PM
How do you think he likes his steak? I bet he's a rare guy. You know?

Is a vegetarian and doesn't drink alcohol.

WAIT 'TIL THE MASK GETS A LOAD OF THIS!!!

jtksu · « **Reply #27 on:** September 28, 2012, 07:58:36 PM »

You know what I never understood about Top Gun? Dont they realize it makes it way harder to play volleyball all greased up and constantly flexing every muscle in your body? Also, do you think the back seat guys greased up their pilot or would pilots want to grease eachother up? I'd want to grease Val Kilmer up, if it was up to me. Goose? More like Woof.

AppleJack · « **Reply #28 on:** October 06, 2012, 10:20:50 PM »

Hey everyone, AppleJack here - can I ask you a question? My bros and I were talkin tonight and a lot of them were saying that Tom Cruise had no idea what a Whopper from Burger King was. Can you believe that? Who the eff doesnt know what a Whopper is? Anyways, I thought I would check with you guys to confirm. ftb

AJ

steve dave · « **Reply #29 on:** October 06, 2012, 10:22:16 PM »

He hasn't eaten ketchup since he was 8

kim carnes · « **Reply #30 on:** October 06, 2012, 10:23:12 PM »

WGAF? he is tom cruise, he can not know whatever he wants.

AppleJack · « **Reply #31 on:** October 06, 2012, 10:59:33 PM »

kim carnes, how are you? have you ever had your face set on fire by a grown man? go chiefs.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 07, 2012, 12:48:00 AM »

Tom Cruise is probably the most underrated actor of all time. Did you know he writes hundreds of pages of background stories for each of the characters he plays? And he did all of his own stunts on that one super tall building for MI:4. That's pretty cool. I wish wasn't so weird in real life, because that overshadows his acting career.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #33 on:** October 08, 2012, 01:44:06 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on September 28, 2012, 07:58:36 PM

You know what I never understood about Top Gun? Dont they realize it makes it way harder to play volleyball all greased up and constantly flexing every muscle in your body? Also, do you think the back seat guys greased up their pilot or would pilots want to grease eachother up? I'd want to grease Val Kilmer up, if it was up to me. Goose? More like Woof.

Val Kilmer was hotter back then but Tom Cruise has aged much better.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #34 on:** October 08, 2012, 03:21:00 PM »

The watchability of his movies is unreal. I can watch just about every movie he has made over and over again. Are there any other actors/actresses who have as many? I don't think so.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #35 on:** October 08, 2012, 03:58:36 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on September 28, 2012, 02:39:11 PM

Hey guys, I was just kidding about Legend, that movie sucks.

Do you think he ever goes to the grocery store?

Mia Sara in goth, midgets and Tim Curry dressed up as a huge, red, buff, horned devil-guy?

That's just crazy talk, AppleJack.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #36 on:** October 08, 2012, 04:03:38 PM »

Hey guys, Emo EMAW here. Have you guys ever watched Platoon in your head starring Tom Cruise instead of Charlie Sheen? It's much better, IMO, especially the scene where that zipperhead is dancing in his hut while they shoot at his feet. Thanks and I'll listen off the air.

jtksu · « **Reply #37 on:** October 08, 2012, 07:04:25 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 08, 2012, 04:03:38 PM

Hey guys, Emo EMAW here. Have you guys ever watched Platoon in your head starring Tom Cruise instead of Charlie Sheen? It's much better, IMO, especially the scene where that zipperhead is dancing in his hut while they shoot at his feet. Thanks and I'll listen off the air.

Trim · « **Reply #38 on:** October 17, 2012, 10:18:32 AM »

Quote from: Pexikan on September 28, 2012, 02:05:12 PM

Jeff Ross tells a story about Tom Cruise mediating a beef between him and Cousin Sal at Jimmy Kimmels house on a football Sunday. Tom and his mom brought cupcakes! So I'd have to say he watches a little football...

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #39 on:** October 17, 2012, 10:51:07 AM »

Quote from: Trim on October 17, 2012, 10:18:32 AM

Quote from: Pexikan on September 28, 2012, 02:05:12 PM
Jeff Ross tells a story about Tom Cruise mediating a beef between him and Cousin Sal at Jimmy Kimmels house on a football Sunday. Tom and his mom brought cupcakes! So I'd have to say he watches a little football...

That was enjoyable.

AppleJack · « **Reply #40 on:** December 09, 2012, 09:06:51 AM »

Tom is at the Man City / Man U game

jtksu · « **Reply #41 on:** December 09, 2012, 11:31:38 AM »

Quote from: AppleJack on December 09, 2012, 09:06:51 AM

Tom is at the Man City / Man U game

Tom is gonna be pissed when he finds out that's a soccer match.

AppleJack · « **Reply #42 on:** February 19, 2014, 12:21:56 PM »

Tom Cruise is dyslexic.

AppleJack · « **Reply #43 on:** February 06, 2015, 10:27:54 PM »

Do you think Tom Cruise gets mail?

AppleJack · « **Reply #44 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:44:14 PM »

I have a pal that is convinced Tom doesn't know what a Burger King Whopper is.

My pal is an idiot, right?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #45 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:46:48 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on October 14, 2015, 01:44:14 PM

I have a pal that is convinced Tom doesn't know what a Burger King Whopper is.

My pal is an idiot, right?

Are Scientologists not allowed to eat fast food?

AppleJack · « **Reply #46 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:51:29 PM »

dunno, but there is no way he doesn't know what a Whopper is.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #47 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:54:13 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on October 14, 2015, 01:51:29 PM

dunno, but there is no way he doesn't know what a Whopper is.

Why wouldn't he know? Because he lives a lifestyle of the rich & famous and is so far removed from normal everyday life?

AppleJack · « **Reply #48 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:57:07 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 14, 2015, 01:54:13 PM

Quote from: AppleJack on October 14, 2015, 01:51:29 PM
dunno, but there is no way he doesn't know what a Whopper is.

Why wouldn't he know? Because he lives a lifestyle of the rich & famous and is so far removed from normal everyday life?

That his assertion, yes.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #49 on:** October 14, 2015, 02:56:10 PM »

He knows