RANK THE BEANS!!!!!!!!!!

[puniraptor]

1. Black Bean
2. Dark Red Kidney Bean
3. Red Bean
4. Pinto Bean
5. Light Red Kidney Bean
6. Great Northern Bean
7. Garbanzo Bean
8. Black Eyed Pea Bean
9. Butter Bean
10. Lima Bean

[broXcore]

edamame is up there imo

[puniraptor]

edamame is up there imo

That is the soybean. I did not include it on my list because I hate it. I celebrate your opinion though.

[DQ12]

Good call with blackbean.  NOT EVEN CLOSE, imo.

what about green beens?  are those even beens or are they technically something else that no one has ever heard of

[Bloodfart]

#GREENBEANS 

[puniraptor]

Good call with blackbean.  NOT EVEN CLOSE, imo.

what about green beens?  are those even beens or are they technically something else that no one has ever heard of

They ARE beans, but I didn't include them even though I like them because you really eat all the pod and crap so it seems like it should be different category. Maybe thanksgiving vegetable category.

[Bloodfart]

Good call with blackbean.  NOT EVEN CLOSE, imo.

what about green beens?  are those even beens or are they technically something else that no one has ever heard of

They ARE beans, but I didn't include them even though I like them because you really eat all the pod and crap so it seems like it should be different category. Maybe thanksgiving vegetable category.

Green beans are a staple of the Bloodfart diet.  Eat them with at least 4 or 5 meals a week.

[yoga-like_abana]

fruit, vegetable, legume?!?! I mean what are they!?

[Unruly]

1. Clitoris

[broXcore]

edamame is up there imo

That is the soybean. I did not include it on my list because I hate it. I celebrate your opinion though.

i appreciate this, user puniraptor

[The1BigWillie]

1. Billy Bean  2. Coffee Bean 3. Butterbean </thread>

[Brock Landers]

1. Black Bean
2. Dark Red Kidney Bean
3. Red Bean
4. Pinto Bean
5. Light Red Kidney Bean
6. Great Northern Bean
7. Garbanzo Bean
8. Black Eyed Pea Bean
9. Butter Bean
10. Lima Bean

I think you are giving Lima beans way too much credit.  However many varities of beans there are in the world, Lima would probably rank dead rough ridin' last.

[8manpick]

Coffee bean
Red bean
Black bean
any other kind of bean


Green bean





Lima bean

[TheCatFanSpeaks]

Coffee bean

Is this even a bean at all?

[puniraptor]

Coffee bean

Is this even a bean at all?

A coffee bean (Arabic ??? bunn) is a misnomer for a seed of a coffee plant. It is the pit inside the red or purple fruit often referred to as a cherry. Even though they are seeds, they are incorrectly referred to as 'beans' because of their resemblance to true beans. The fruits - coffee cherries or coffee berries - most commonly contain two stones with their flat sides together.

[puniraptor]

I think you are giving Lima beans way too much credit.  However many varities of beans there are in the world, Lima would probably rank dead rough ridin' last.

I think lima beans are unfairly underrated due to abuse in the grade school lunch system.

[8manpick]

Bullshit, if coffee beans weren't actually beans we'd have so many lawsuits for false advertising going around.  Not only are they beans, they are the best type of bean.  Dumbasses.

[slackcat]

  Looks about right.  I'd put cow peas in there at ten and move lima beans out of the ranking, or expand the ranking to 15.  Would put them at 15.

 Green beans shouldn't be in the same class.

[puniraptor]

Bullshit, if coffee beans weren't actually beans we'd have so many lawsuits for false advertising going around.  Not only are they beans, they are the best type of bean.  Dumbasses.

Next they are going to try to tell me peanuts arent nuts 

[slackcat]

   

11.  Peanuts

[puniraptor]

   

11.  Peanuts

 

[slackcat]

Better get used to it.

[ChiComCat]

This thread is full of people that don't cook their lima beans with enough bacon

[8manpick]

This thread is full of people that don't cook their lima beans with enough bacon

Look, lima beans with a shitload of bacon would be great, but other beans with a shitload of bacon are also great, and they start better than lima beans.  Jury still out on coffee brewed with bacon.

[Saulbadguy]

Chickpea