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Offline Mr Bread

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Re: catheters
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2012, 04:47:34 PM »
Quote from: Pete on September 25, 2012, 10:49:48 PM
Canadian guy I know was checked for a STD once and had a giant queue-tip navigated in there.  He hated it so much.  Results were negative.  Bladder infection.   :cheers:

That's crazy.  A French guy I know had the same thing done to him in undergrad with the added bonus that the physician was female and very pregnant and he had also went out the night before and gotten stupendously pak'd and then didn't have the motivation/stomach to shower that morning and thus his sack was pretty ripe.  He didn't have any symptoms, but he was fresh out of high school and had recently had unprotected sex with a rando and was therefore very paranoid.  No venereal disease, but it was still pretty awful for everybody concerned.  According to him. 
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Re: catheters
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2012, 04:48:26 PM »
Also, after that he just started regularly giving blood as a substitute.
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Re: catheters
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2012, 04:56:11 PM »
My dad had one in right before we went to Vegas. He never left the casino and became a huge winner  :billdance:
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Re: catheters
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2012, 06:18:08 PM »
can they just do like a straw tracheotomy into your bladder and bypass the whole 'jamming things up your schlong' thing?  sounds preferable, but i am not a doctor.  spaceman?
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Re: catheters
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2012, 06:20:09 PM »
fuckin a
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Re: catheters
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2012, 07:54:11 PM »
Quote from: OK Cat on September 26, 2012, 03:06:15 PM
i think i'd rather die, sorry guys

Great point, OK Luke.
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Re: catheters
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2012, 04:39:57 PM »
Quote from: Saulbadguy on September 26, 2012, 06:20:09 PM
fuckin a
fucka B... its got more holes   :fatty:
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Re: catheters
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2012, 05:24:47 PM »
Nope.
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Re: catheters
« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2012, 10:45:40 AM »
Quote from: Trim on September 26, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Quote from: OK Cat on September 26, 2012, 03:06:15 PM
i think i'd rather die, sorry guys

Great point, OK Luke.

should have said "great point, Kellis_Cat"
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Re: catheters
« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2012, 10:51:16 AM »
Quote from: OK Cat on September 28, 2012, 10:45:40 AM
Quote from: Trim on September 26, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Quote from: OK Cat on September 26, 2012, 03:06:15 PM
i think i'd rather die, sorry guys

Great point, OK Luke.

should have said "great point, Kellis_Cat"

It was before he'd kellis'd us.
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« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2012, 10:52:35 AM »
OKAY!
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Re: catheters
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2012, 10:58:02 AM »
OK Cat really trying to post his way out of this year long slump.  Commendable.
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« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2012, 11:01:07 AM »
Quote from: wes mantooth on September 28, 2012, 10:58:02 AM
OK Cat really trying to post his way out of this year long slump.  Commendable.

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, wes.
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Re: catheters
« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2012, 11:48:16 AM »
Quote from: OK Cat on September 28, 2012, 11:01:07 AM
Quote from: wes mantooth on September 28, 2012, 10:58:02 AM
OK Cat really trying to post his way out of this year long slump.  Commendable.

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, wes.

agreed  :emawkid:
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