Can't Wait For Bill To Teach Nick Saben How To Coach (SEC Is A Trash Conference)

[Pete]

I can't name one player on Alabama. Not one.

I have no respect for the Slave Empire Conference.

Who cares about an organization based on the celebration of a pathetic racist past?

MU does...in fact they've volunteered to hold the flag.

I don't think you can call EVERYONE in the SEC racist.  I have known quite a few black people from those states who were very nice.  Obviously, most of the whites are racists, however.

[Stevesie60]

Florida St. will beat Alabama in the SEC Championship, and it won't even be close.

[SeanSnyder4Prez]

Nick Sabin enjoyed Caddyshack 2.

[steve dave]

Saw something today on ESPN about how the Big 12 was by far the best conference top to bottom. makes sense.

[Dugout DickStone]

AL has a lot of highly rated Rivals guys that Bill passed over for having low moral values. I remember seeing some of them on there.

If you don't go to class, you don't play on Saturdays.  Bill says that all the time.

[Emo EMAW]

Honestly I realized how poorly coached the SEC is when Gene Chizik can crap the bed at Iowa State and in his next year win a MNC with Auburn.

[star seed 7]

AL has a lot of highly rated Rivals guys that Bill passed over for having low moral values. I remember seeing some of them on there.

If you don't go to class, you don't play on Saturdays.  Bill says that all the time.

and don't forget to eat your vegetables, i hear him say that a lot too.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

Will beating Alabama in the national championship game harm the reputation of our program?

 

[Dugout DickStone]

Les Miles never won a conf championship int he Big 12.

[mocat]

You know how directional schools are usually the shitty ones? Well, it's the same with conferences.

[EllToPay]

amazing how much better missouri is playing this year in the sec than they did in the big 12 last year. like a completely different team.

[jtksu]

Remember when Saban left the NFL in the middle of the season to take the job at Bama?  No class. 

[CNS]

Remember when Saban left the NFL in the middle of the season to take the job at Bama?  No class.

that is called running away from something.  Just like he is no doubt planning on doing once the NC match up is announced.  He will jump to some loser NFL team like the chiefs or Panthers before the NC game and claim that he couldn't turn the oppy down.

[Legit Elite]

Alabama has been nothing since they lost Cam Newton

and since that one guy poisoned their trees or something

[stobblebobby]

Look what's happening to the last SEC school goEMAW successfully trolled. Although they probably lack the intelligence to deduce the obvious connection, they more than make up for that deficit in superstition and time spent on internet fan boards.

All I'm saying is I'll be surprised if they bite.

[Emo EMAW]

Remember when Saban left the NFL in the middle of the season to take the job at Bama?  No class.

Same thing with the old PigAggie coach.  If this tells me anything it's that Bama will get what's coming to them sooner or later.  Karma is a bitch.

[CNS]

Does anyone know if there are many free-to-the-public PC places in Alabama?  I am guessing that there are a couple but that you have to navigate muddy roads barefoot for days to reach them from where the avg Alabama fan lives.  I am pretty sure I read somewhere that the govt has given up trying to teach the populous of Alabama how to read and subsequently pulled all library funding.  I would imagine that basically killed their computer accessibility.  Given that, I just don't know where they would find access to our site.  I mean, you can't bbs on a party line phone, right?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Does anyone know if there are many free-to-the-public PC places in Alabama?  I am guessing that there are a couple but that you have to navigate muddy roads barefoot for days to reach them from where the avg Alabama fan lives.  I am pretty sure I read somewhere that the govt has given up trying to teach the populous of Alabama how to read and subsequently pulled all library funding.  I would imagine that basically killed their computer accessibility.  Given that, I just don't know where they would find access to our site.  I mean, you can't bbs on a party line phone, right?

You are correct. They were showing improvement, but some of their counties still had illiteracy rates of more than 30%, so the government had to alter No Child Left Behind so that Alabamans could be left behind. Otherwise, they would have just dragged down the rest of this country.

[jtksu]

Alabama got left behind a long time ago.  That place is like the offspring of a third world country and 1950's America.  Only more racist and with less amenities.

[Pete]

Alabama nearly loses at home to the team that Texas piss pounded into submission on the road. 

[ChiComCat]

Alabama nearly loses at home to the team that Texas piss pounded into submission on the road. 

To be fair, I think Alabama being shitty is less embarassing that Texas even scheduled a non-con vs. an SEC team.

[BackPayne]

Alabama nearly loses at home to the team that Texas piss pounded into submission on the road.

I was wondering how the SEC lovers are defending that crapfest...the other team was underrated, injuries, voodoo?

[Pete]

Alabama nearly loses at home to the team that Texas piss pounded into submission on the road. 

To be fair, I think Alabama being shitty is less embarassing that Texas even scheduled a non-con vs. an SEC team.

Going for the easy wins is common place now, I don't really blame them for scheduling an SEC team for the wins.

[ChiComCat]

Alabama nearly loses at home to the team that Texas piss pounded into submission on the road. 

To be fair, I think Alabama being shitty is less embarassing that Texas even scheduled a non-con vs. an SEC team.

Going for the easy wins is common place now, I don't really blame them for scheduling an SEC team for the wins.

Maybe, but at least don't go play an SEC team at their place.  Such shitty atmospheres/places to play.  Ole Miss is a torchbearer in the league and their crowd was terrible.  You make them come to you, like we're doing with Auburn next season.

[Dugout DickStone]

Honestly, the entire SEC just creeps me the eff out guys.