Curveball--Purple Power

[pissclams]

Ok.  Imagine you wake up saturday morning in a JJ Abrams-like show, and apparently a hypnotist made you an OU fan.  It is the morning of the OU game, and you are confused.  You look in your closet for your Brian Bosworth jersey, but you can only find your Jim Hmielewski jersey.  Thoughts? Choose your own adventure...

[mocat]

that almost looks like lars, james, kirk & cliff   

[DQ12]

c:

check www.landthieves.com.

[Brock Landers]

That would probably make me want to go blow myself up.

[MadCat]

A hollow voice says "Plugh"

[VirgilMillerRedux]

Pissclams, I'm glad you raised this.  I would probably move to canada and become a hermit.  Thanks for the mental massage on this friday afternoon. 

        

[Rage Against the McKee]

I would sneak into every trailer in the park looking for my Brian Bosworth jersey, and then when I finally found out which son of a bitch stole it, I would stack all of his porno mags inside of his oven and then set them on fire.

[ChiComCat]

Ok.  Imagine you wake up saturday morning in a JJ Abrams-like show, and apparently a hypnotist made you an OU fan.  It is the morning of the OU game, and you are confused.  You look in your closet for your Brian Bosworth jersey, but you can only find your Jim Hmielewski jersey.  Thoughts? Choose your own adventure...

Between the spectacular plays and the purple jersey, I would slowly realize the EMAW that courses through my veins.  Into the 3rd quarter, with a sigh of relief, I would know that I am a wildcat and do not share a team with the smelly looking fanbase on TV.  Also, I would become happy that I am a fan of the team that is ahead and not OU.

[Pete]

I would make a bunch of wild proclamations about how we were going to roll the Cats.  Later, after a few years of being wrong every single year, I would grow to hate the Cats.  Secretly, they would be my super bowl.

[kcnut]

Kill myself because no one on god green earth would ever be a sooner fan if they wanted to.