Author Topic: Rank The Snakes (Read 7629 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #25 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:24:38 PM »

This is a python that ate probably like a pig or something and has a full tummy

DQ12 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:30:37 PM »

At first, I thought the rope by the snake's mouth was a pony tail and he just got finished swallowing a little girl!

ChiComCat · « **Reply #27 on:** September 21, 2012, 02:07:01 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 01:24:38 PM

This is a python that ate probably like a pig or something and has a full tummy

Would that snake be easier or harder to choke? I think you would have to just bear hug the throat but I would go with easier.

Winters · « **Reply #28 on:** September 21, 2012, 02:08:58 PM »

Anaconda's tried killing Ice Cube and J-Lo once. I wouldn't want to mess with those guys.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 21, 2012, 02:11:29 PM »

What's that one snake that spits his venom at you?

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #30 on:** September 21, 2012, 02:14:43 PM »

how long do you think it takes a python to digest that thing? I mean holy crap.

steve dave · « **Reply #31 on:** September 21, 2012, 02:18:06 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 21, 2012, 02:14:43 PM

how long do you think it takes a python to digest that thing? I mean holy crap.

probably, like, 3 weeks

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #32 on:** September 21, 2012, 02:23:03 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on September 21, 2012, 02:11:29 PM

What's that one snake that spits his venom at you?

Good one, fanning. I found this for you. Those snakes are by far the coolest snakes:

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #33 on:** September 21, 2012, 02:24:44 PM »

Eff you hippo:

Fldermaus · « **Reply #34 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:31:49 PM »

Best song about snakes:
"Snake Farm" - Ray Wylie Hubbard

steve dave · « **Reply #35 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:33:33 PM »

best snake to just chill with and watch the game: rat snake

ChiComCat · « **Reply #36 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:34:46 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on September 21, 2012, 02:24:44 PM

Eff you hippo:

Saw a great show on animal planet called "eating giants" where I guess they just watch a dead animal carcass and see what eats it. Had a hippo the other day. Was really fantastic.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #37 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:49:36 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on September 21, 2012, 03:34:46 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on September 21, 2012, 02:24:44 PM
Eff you hippo:

Saw a great show on animal planet called "eating giants" where I guess they just watch a dead animal carcass and see what eats it. Had a hippo the other day. Was really fantastic.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #38 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:51:01 PM »

Quote from: Fldermaus on September 21, 2012, 03:31:49 PM

Best song about snakes:
"Snake Farm" - Ray Wylie Hubbard

"Snake farm, it just sounds nasty. Snake farm, well it pretty much is!"

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #39 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:56:46 PM »

Most

snake: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmugSnake

Mr Bread · « **Reply #40 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:11:00 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on September 21, 2012, 03:34:46 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on September 21, 2012, 02:24:44 PM
Eff you hippo:

Saw a great show on animal planet called "eating giants" where I guess they just watch a dead animal carcass and see what eats it. Had a hippo the other day. Was really fantastic.

Fanning's video shows the move. They have tiny heads. You just get your hands under its tiny head and choke that sucker for all you're worth.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #41 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:13:10 PM »

Hippo v. lions fight!

Most adorable life and death struggle ever? Maybe. Found it looking at snake vids.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #42 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:14:15 PM »

who else is super proud of fanning for not making a trouser snake reference. I know that was tough for him

DQ12 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:15:52 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 21, 2012, 04:14:15 PM

who else is super proud of fanning for not making a trouser snake reference. I know that was tough for him

way to go 'ning!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:24:38 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 21, 2012, 04:15:52 PM

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 21, 2012, 04:14:15 PM
who else is super proud of fanning for not making a trouser snake reference. I know that was tough for him
way to go 'ning!

Thanks guys. It was tougher than you know. Trying to get better day by day.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #45 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:34:06 PM »

guys, i've been thinking about this whole boa vs eastern brown snake thing some more. don't you think that you could just grab the head/face of the boa and stick it in your mouth and bite down really hard. i mean, if you just clamped down and didn't let go then it would have to eventually die, right?

Pete · « **Reply #46 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:45:52 PM »

Quote from: sys on September 21, 2012, 12:38:56 PM

steve dave is a nazi. end thread.

This is tearing us apart.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #47 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:47:06 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on September 21, 2012, 04:34:06 PM

guys, i've been thinking about this whole boa vs eastern brown snake thing some more. don't you think that you could just grab the head/face of the boa and stick it in your mouth and bite down really hard. i mean, if you just clamped down and didn't let go then it would have to eventually die, right?

It really comes down to who wants it more. I think you do.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #48 on:** September 21, 2012, 05:09:25 PM »

I hate snakes. Always have. Can't explain it, just do. Three times, I swear to you, THREE TIMES, I have been watching a movie with a snake scene, and during said scene my phone went off in my pocket while on vibrate.

Mods, please move to the adrenaline rush thread if necessary.

Pete · « **Reply #49 on:** September 21, 2012, 05:12:39 PM »

True story, I have seen a cobra in the wild. Game park in South Africa.