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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #375 on: December 19, 2013, 12:58:42 PM »
why don't you feel comfortable going to movies with grown men?

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« Reply #376 on: December 19, 2013, 01:03:15 PM »
why don't you feel comfortable going to movies with grown men?
cuz its gay
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« Reply #377 on: December 19, 2013, 01:06:56 PM »
why don't you feel comfortable going to movies with grown men?

I think going to the movies is meh at best. I find myself getting bored quickly. But to go with co workers ranging from 35-50 seems weird. I'm an adult. Seems like I should do adult things like drink or something.

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« Reply #378 on: December 19, 2013, 01:08:54 PM »
why don't you feel comfortable going to movies with grown men?

I think going to the movies is meh at best. I find myself getting bored quickly. But to go with co workers ranging from 35-50 seems weird. I'm an adult. Seems like I should do adult things like drink or something.
so you'd go grab drinks w/ them but won't go see a movie with them?

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« Reply #379 on: December 19, 2013, 01:13:38 PM »
why don't you feel comfortable going to movies with grown men?

I think going to the movies is meh at best. I find myself getting bored quickly. But to go with co workers ranging from 35-50 seems weird. I'm an adult. Seems like I should do adult things like drink or something.
so you'd go grab drinks w/ them but won't go see a movie with them?

That's right.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #380 on: December 19, 2013, 01:16:43 PM »
This took place many years ago, but at the end of the year one of my co-workers was leaving. A bunch of people in his department gave little speeches about him and they were very nice.

The last guy didn't get along really well with him and ended his little speech with this: "__________, if my doctor told me I had a month to live, I'd want to spend that month working with you, because it would feel like it lasted forever."

A couple chuckles, but mostly awkward silence.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #381 on: December 19, 2013, 01:36:52 PM »
This took place many years ago, but at the end of the year one of my co-workers was leaving. A bunch of people in his department gave little speeches about him and they were very nice.

The last guy didn't get along really well with him and ended his little speech with this: "__________, if my doctor told me I had a month to live, I'd want to spend that month working with you, because it would feel like it lasted forever."

A couple chuckles, but mostly awkward silence.

I would have  :lol:

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« Reply #382 on: December 19, 2013, 01:53:23 PM »
Not a coworker colleague of mine, but I think this fits best in this thread.

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Had a divorce settlement conference, we were four hours in and had most of the issues resolved. We were discussing holiday visitation with the kids and Easter came up. My client, mom, says she wants easter weekend every year. Dad and his attorney call bullshit and they want to split it every other year. Mom starts to lose her cool and I am trying to calm her down explaining how such a split is customary and then she blows her top.

She stands and yells, "you are a rough ridin' jew, you don't celebrate Easter. You are just trying to be a controlling rough ridin' bad person, this whole deal is off and I know you have another 401K that you are trying to hide. rough ridin' stingy jew." Then she left.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #383 on: December 19, 2013, 01:55:04 PM »
lol

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« Reply #384 on: December 19, 2013, 02:00:43 PM »
Ha ha that's great.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #385 on: December 19, 2013, 02:16:07 PM »
Movies are childish?
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« Reply #386 on: December 19, 2013, 03:26:14 PM »
Movies are childish?

In my opinion they are. But like I said I don't really like them at the movies. Would rather watch a movie at my house.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #387 on: December 19, 2013, 03:29:46 PM »
Going to movies with my pals (grown men) is like, my favorite.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #388 on: December 19, 2013, 03:32:59 PM »
I want to go see Lone Survivor with some dude friends.

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« Reply #389 on: December 19, 2013, 03:39:13 PM »
You can't talk at the movies, so I kind of prefer to go solo. If you want to hang out go mini-golfing or something.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #390 on: December 19, 2013, 04:08:05 PM »
I can talk if I want to talk.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #391 on: December 19, 2013, 04:08:28 PM »
I can talk if I want to talk.

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« Reply #392 on: December 19, 2013, 04:27:24 PM »
You can't talk at the movies, so I kind of prefer to go solo. If you want to hang out go mini-golfing or something.
so wouldn't this be preferred if you were going to hangout with "35-50 year old" co-workers?

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« Reply #393 on: December 19, 2013, 04:31:49 PM »
I can talk if I want to talk.


Not if I'm in the theater   :don'tcare:

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« Reply #394 on: December 19, 2013, 04:34:06 PM »
You can't talk at the movies, so I kind of prefer to go solo. If you want to hang out go mini-golfing or something.
so wouldn't this be preferred if you were going to hangout with "35-50 year old" co-workers?


If it's someone I want to hang out with, I'd prefer to grab a drink.

If it's someone I don't want to hang out with, I'd prefer to not hang out at all.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #395 on: December 19, 2013, 04:37:18 PM »
Going to movies with my pals (grown men) is like, my favorite.

 :thumbs:  it's great. Then you go binge after and talk about it.
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« Reply #396 on: December 19, 2013, 04:38:30 PM »
You can't talk at the movies, so I kind of prefer to go solo. If you want to hang out go mini-golfing or something.
so wouldn't this be preferred if you were going to hangout with "35-50 year old" co-workers?


If it's someone I want to hang out with, I'd prefer to grab a drink.

yeah I bet you would

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« Reply #397 on: December 19, 2013, 04:49:50 PM »
You can't talk at the movies, so I kind of prefer to go solo. If you want to hang out go mini-golfing or something.
so wouldn't this be preferred if you were going to hangout with "35-50 year old" co-workers?


If it's someone I want to hang out with, I'd prefer to grab a drink.

yeah I bet you would

I would like to have a drink with you, yoga.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #398 on: January 17, 2014, 10:22:27 AM »
Quote from: Indiana
Men who like cats more than dogs like their women the same way: pretty with no brains.

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« Reply #399 on: January 17, 2014, 10:24:02 AM »
Quote from: Indiana
Men who like cats more than dogs like their women the same way: pretty with no brains.

did a girl or guy say that?