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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #325 on: November 18, 2013, 12:39:12 PM »
"hey dub dub, you got the measles earlier...and now you just drown. We made it to Oregon though. T's & P's."

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #326 on: November 19, 2013, 09:55:46 AM »
Not really quotes but listening to a mid 40s Mom explain what twitter is to a late 50s grandma is a treat. I listened to them decipher what hashtags and tweets are before my mid 20s colleague decided she had enough and politely set them straight. Her explanations were accurate but I don't think the 2 woman understood. Although they said they did.

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« Reply #327 on: November 19, 2013, 09:57:48 AM »
After said detailed explanation, the grandma responds, "so after you tweet does it go out in an email?"

Yep, she gets it.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #328 on: November 19, 2013, 10:55:51 AM »
"It's BS how The Athletic Department is building all this new stuff and we can't get a raise in this department. I hate how all everyone cares about is sports at K-State"

Safe to say I didn't agree with this co worker. I hope we build a billion dollar castle equipped with a moat.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #329 on: November 19, 2013, 11:53:55 AM »
After said detailed explanation, the grandma responds, "so after you tweet does it go out in an email?"

Yep, she gets it.
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #330 on: November 19, 2013, 11:58:41 AM »
"It's BS how The Athletic Department is building all this new stuff and we can't get a raise in this department. I hate how all everyone cares about is sports at K-State"

Safe to say I didn't agree with this co worker. I hope we build a billion dollar castle equipped with a moat.
I love all the new shiny things athletics is getting, but not getting a raise makes me sad for your co-worker
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #331 on: November 19, 2013, 12:02:57 PM »
"It's BS how The Athletic Department is building all this new stuff and we can't get a raise in this department. I hate how all everyone cares about is sports at K-State"

Safe to say I didn't agree with this co worker. I hope we build a billion dollar castle equipped with a moat.
I love all the new shiny things athletics is getting, but not getting a raise makes me sad for your co-worker

True, but it's no secret that K-State underpays it's employees for the most part.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #332 on: November 22, 2013, 04:32:44 PM »
"I wrote an email to Tyson after watching an video about how they treat their pigs, inhumane etc etc etc"

Then she followed it up with

"Don't get me wrong, when my goats get out of Line I'll beat the crap out of them but there is no need to be inhuman in killing the pigs"

She is from Eudora or somewhere.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #333 on: November 22, 2013, 04:35:31 PM »
"I wrote an email to Tyson after watching an video about how they treat their pigs, inhumane etc etc etc"

Then she followed it up with

"Don't get me wrong, when my goats get out of Line I'll beat the crap out of them but there is no need to be inhuman in killing the pigs"

She is from Eudora or somewhere.
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #334 on: November 27, 2013, 02:11:56 PM »
"Hey! Do you like Ghandi?"

 Wtf? :confused:

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #335 on: November 27, 2013, 02:12:27 PM »
"Hey! Do you like Ghandi?"

 Wtf? :confused:

do you?

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #336 on: November 27, 2013, 02:13:09 PM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #337 on: November 27, 2013, 02:14:19 PM »
"Hey! Do you like Ghandi?"

 Wtf? :confused:

do you?
I guess I've never really thought about it, you know?!

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #338 on: November 27, 2013, 02:15:16 PM »
at least they caught the only error on that sheet, ya know? :)

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #339 on: November 27, 2013, 02:40:58 PM »
Not a quote but I walked into my boss' office yesterday and he had a bent paperclip sticking out of his ear. He said it itched inside.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #340 on: November 27, 2013, 03:00:57 PM »
Not a quote but I walked into my boss' office yesterday and he had a bent paperclip sticking out of his ear. He said it itched inside.


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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #341 on: November 27, 2013, 03:10:23 PM »
Not a quote but I walked into my boss' office yesterday and he had a bent paperclip sticking out of his ear. He said it itched inside.


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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #342 on: November 27, 2013, 03:11:05 PM »
Not a quote but I walked into my boss' office yesterday and he had a bent paperclip sticking out of his ear. He said it itched inside.

i do this... but i try to make sure no one is looking.
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #343 on: December 04, 2013, 01:18:41 PM »
I'm at work and just heard a male supervisor say openly to multiple co workers and loud enough that many could hear  "Miley Cyrus was almost cute until she went all lesbian looking". Is this offensive?  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #344 on: December 04, 2013, 01:20:02 PM »
I'm at work and just heard a male supervisor say openly to multiple co workers and loud enough that many could hear  "Miley Cyrus was almost cute until she went all lesbian looking". Is this offensive?  :horrorsurprise:


i'm leaning towards... yes.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #345 on: December 04, 2013, 01:22:51 PM »
I'm at work and just heard a male supervisor say openly to multiple co workers and loud enough that many could hear  "Miley Cyrus was almost cute until she went all lesbian looking". Is this offensive?  :horrorsurprise:

yes, that's totally inappropriate.


"Hey! Do you like Ghandi?"

 Wtf? :confused:

This, however, sounds intriguing and delightful.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #346 on: December 04, 2013, 01:24:21 PM »
I'm at work and just heard a male supervisor say openly to multiple co workers and loud enough that many could hear  "Miley Cyrus was almost cute until she went all lesbian looking". Is this offensive?  :horrorsurprise:

Depends on the industry, I guess.  I've heard much much worse, even as a customer or vendor.

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« Reply #347 on: December 04, 2013, 01:27:26 PM »
I'm at work and just heard a male supervisor say openly to multiple co workers and loud enough that many could hear  "Miley Cyrus was almost cute until she went all lesbian looking". Is this offensive?  :horrorsurprise:

Depends on the industry, I guess.  I've heard much much worse, even as a customer or vendor.

It's offensive no matter what industry you're in.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #348 on: December 04, 2013, 01:32:47 PM »
I'm at work and just heard a male supervisor say openly to multiple co workers and loud enough that many could hear  "Miley Cyrus was almost cute until she went all lesbian looking". Is this offensive?  :horrorsurprise:

Depends on the industry, I guess.  I've heard much much worse, even as a customer or vendor.

It's offensive no matter what industry you're in.

This would offend literally zero people on an oil drilling rig.  I personally don't find it offensive and I work in an office.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #349 on: December 04, 2013, 01:33:55 PM »
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I'm at work and just heard a male supervisor say openly to multiple co workers and loud enough that many could hear  "Miley Cyrus was almost cute until she went all lesbian looking". Is this offensive?  :horrorsurprise:

yes, that's totally inappropriate.


"Hey! Do you like Ghandi?"

 Wtf? :confused:

This, however, sounds intriguing and delightful.
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