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Re: Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #225 on: July 19, 2013, 02:39:30 PM »
'clams, thoughts on making the gE.com poster rankings based off of the levels of karate belts?



Nice try, RacistNation. 

Would have to work in reverse because way too much of the brown-poster identification/labeling has already been done.  Too late to change that.  Also, given this, white would be like super racist in this scenario.

Drop the white/black and it's perfect.

So there can't be a black belt because there are black people in the world?  :confused:
How can you have a ninja belt ranking system if nobody is a black belt?

anyway here's some more great examples

white belt: waks (just the worst)
yellow belt: scottwildcat (short fuse is a classic yellow belt trait)
orange belt: jtksu (says "dude" a lot / rambles)
green belt: Nuts Kicked / ellrobersonisinnocent / raquetcat, etc (promising, but maybe hasn't found his/her "voice" yet)
blue belt: wacky (sort of like too fast to live, too young to die type thing going on here, except in this case, it's too moody to be an upper echelon poster and too prolific to be a shitty poster)
purple belt: dlew (his love of KSU could never be questioned, but at times this holds him back from true posting greatness)
red belt: dax, michigancat, etc (the Mariano Rivera of posters in that he only does one thing, but dammit if he isn't the absolute greatest ever at it)
brown belt: daris/clams/lsoc, etc (versatile, quick trigger finger, extremely knowledgeable on a wide range of topics, with a posting style that demands your attention, and a voice that needs no introduction. these are your brown belts)
black belt: steve dave (42,000 rough ridin' posts you guys)

I hope you stub the crap out of your toe today.
I can get on board with this post

Edit: the belt rankings with posters, not the stubbing the toe part
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Re: Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #226 on: July 19, 2013, 02:44:37 PM »
A couple of Co workers and I were talking about Willie, and somebody mentioned how it was odd that there had never been a black Willie, then another Co-worker says

"I guess there could be a black Willie they would just have to wear white under armor and white gloves"

:facepalm:

wow. did you ask him why?

Yeah, he just said to match all the other Willies, I dropped it after that, but I probably should have irl PI'd him.
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #227 on: July 19, 2013, 02:56:45 PM »
clams, is this belt coming via fedex? do i need to sign for it?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #228 on: July 19, 2013, 03:07:48 PM »
clams, is this belt coming via fedex? do i need to sign for it?

I'm sure they'll let momma KSC sign for it.  because it will probably come during the day
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« Reply #229 on: July 19, 2013, 03:49:06 PM »
This is absurd. Some of the best threads on this board have been officially sponsored by racquetcat.
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #230 on: July 19, 2013, 04:38:56 PM »
A couple of Co workers and I were talking about Willie, and somebody mentioned how it was odd that there had never been a black Willie, then another Co-worker says

"I guess there could be a black Willie they would just have to wear white under armor and white gloves"

:facepalm:

Whatever race, Willie should wear wildcat fur sleeves (and wildcat fur leggings too in basketball). Winters, start an on campus task force.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #231 on: July 19, 2013, 04:46:30 PM »
A couple of Co workers and I were talking about Willie, and somebody mentioned how it was odd that there had never been a black Willie, then another Co-worker says

"I guess there could be a black Willie they would just have to wear white under armor and white gloves"

:facepalm:

Whatever race, Willie should wear wildcat fur sleeves (and wildcat fur leggings too in basketball). Winters, start an on campus task force.

Yeah, and he should wear big fake claws and sit and lick himself during the game too.

Pfft.



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Re: Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #232 on: July 19, 2013, 04:49:17 PM »
This is absurd. Some of the best threads on this board have been officially sponsored by racquetcat.

Sorry red belt, don't shoot the messenger

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #233 on: July 19, 2013, 04:50:46 PM »
A couple of Co workers and I were talking about Willie, and somebody mentioned how it was odd that there had never been a black Willie, then another Co-worker says

"I guess there could be a black Willie they would just have to wear white under armor and white gloves"

:facepalm:

Whatever race, Willie should wear wildcat fur sleeves (and wildcat fur leggings too in basketball). Winters, start an on campus task force.

Yeah, and he should wear big fake claws and sit and lick himself during the game too.

Pfft.

Claws sound great CNS

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« Reply #234 on: July 21, 2013, 07:42:20 PM »
has everyone received their poster identification belts?


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #235 on: July 22, 2013, 08:52:02 AM »
has everyone received their poster identification belts?

I haven't seen mine yet 'clams.  :frown:   I'm guessing that my mom intercepted it and then got worried that I was getting involved in gang activity or something.  What a rascal.  Anyways I'm sure she's planning to give it to me as a Christmas gift so looks like I may be unidentifiable for a little while.  :ninja:
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #236 on: July 22, 2013, 09:01:30 AM »
has everyone received their poster identification belts?

yup, momma ksc signed for it yesterday. orange belt :gocho:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #237 on: July 22, 2013, 09:03:00 AM »

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« Reply #238 on: July 22, 2013, 09:41:09 AM »


There must be some mistake, CNS. You are much better than orange. I would send that back and demand at least a blue.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #239 on: July 22, 2013, 09:57:36 AM »
I may be misreading the scale, but I am pretty ok with this.   :dunno:

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #240 on: July 22, 2013, 09:59:12 AM »
There must be some mistake, CNS. You are much better than orange. I would send that back and demand at least a blue.

you don't pick the belt, the belt picks you.


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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #241 on: July 22, 2013, 10:13:10 AM »



WTF IS THIS crap CLAMS?!?!


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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #242 on: July 22, 2013, 10:20:47 AM »


I mean, I don't even....

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #243 on: July 22, 2013, 10:28:46 AM »



WTF IS THIS crap CLAMS?!?!


 :curse: :chainsaw: :curse: :chainsaw:

Oh man, someone didn't read the washing instructions on their Red belt.  Pfft.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #244 on: July 22, 2013, 10:32:38 AM »


OMG, I love it, Clams! I don't know which reversible side you meant for me to use, but I'm going to go ahead and set it to black. Thanks!

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« Reply #245 on: July 22, 2013, 10:43:54 AM »
I got an excited PM from Dax when he got his black suspenders.
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Re: Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #246 on: July 22, 2013, 11:05:48 AM »
has everyone received their poster identification belts?

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #247 on: July 22, 2013, 11:12:57 AM »
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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #248 on: July 22, 2013, 11:14:04 AM »
Guys, before this snowballs, I thought I would mention that I overheard a Mod saying something about how the brown belt order was so large there is a back order on all the browns or something. 

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #249 on: July 22, 2013, 11:22:56 AM »
Guys, before this snowballs, I thought I would mention that I overheard a Mod saying something about how the brown belt order was so large there is a back order on all the browns or something. 

 :dunno:

Brown Belts are only 1 step below Black Belt!!  Way to go you guys!  #SoBlessed
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