Coworker quotes

[ChiComCat]

Not a quote, but I don't know of a better place to put this:

Someone who works on the shop floor is having a confederate flag themed wedding, including a tiered confederate flag cake with beer cans as the pillars holding up the tiers.

Are you going?

[TheHamburglar]

Not a quote, but I don't know of a better place to put this:

Someone who works on the shop floor is having a confederate flag themed wedding, including a tiered confederate flag cake with beer cans as the pillars holding up the tiers.

Are you going?

No

[CNS]

Not a quote, but I don't know of a better place to put this:

Someone who works on the shop floor is having a confederate flag themed wedding, including a tiered confederate flag cake with beer cans as the pillars holding up the tiers.

Are you going?

No

Oh, that is too bad

[Dugout DickStone]

Crushing suds with people from work is the best part about working.

[jtksu]

Not a quote, but I don't know of a better place to put this:

Someone who works on the shop floor is having a confederate flag themed wedding, including a tiered confederate flag cake with beer cans as the pillars holding up the tiers.

Are you going?

No

Any chance we can talk you into it?  Bet you can drink a crap load of canned beer and post some cool pics.

[TheHamburglar]

Not a quote, but I don't know of a better place to put this:

Someone who works on the shop floor is having a confederate flag themed wedding, including a tiered confederate flag cake with beer cans as the pillars holding up the tiers.

Are you going?

No

Any chance we can talk you into it?  Bet you can drink a crap load of canned beer and post some cool pics.

Not invited and dont know the person. I just started this job and this girl works in another area. If I had the chance to go I would in an instant.

[ChiComCat]

Not a quote, but I don't know of a better place to put this:

Someone who works on the shop floor is having a confederate flag themed wedding, including a tiered confederate flag cake with beer cans as the pillars holding up the tiers.

Are you going?

No

Any chance we can talk you into it?  Bet you can drink a crap load of canned beer and post some cool pics.

Not invited and dont know the person. I just started this job and this girl works in another area. If I had the chance to go I would in an instant.

Wear a confed flag shirt one day and tell her "Southern Pride" - Invite will be on your desk the next day

[felix rex]

Crushing suds with people from work is the best part about working.

The great thing about happy hours here are that we usually have them for people shipping out at the end of their tour, so you get tons of great repressed gossip about co-workers.

[Mr Bread]

Crushing suds with people from work is the best part about working.

The great thing about happy hours here are that we usually have them for people shipping out at the end of their tour, so you get tons of great repressed gossip about co-workers.

Oh wow.  Drunk and leaving the country?  That has to be amazing.  I love booze fueled work gossip revelations.  I'm a pretty curious, nosy person though.  I don't care about what's going on, but I desperately yearn to know it.     

[felix rex]

Crushing suds with people from work is the best part about working.

The great thing about happy hours here are that we usually have them for people shipping out at the end of their tour, so you get tons of great repressed gossip about co-workers.

Oh wow.  Drunk and leaving the country?  That has to be amazing.  I love booze fueled work gossip revelations.  I'm a pretty curious, nosy person though.  I don't care about what's going on, but I desperately yearn to know it.   

Exactly. Inside, I'm all pompous and "I never want to be a part of that" but I CANT WALK AWAY! THE BOSS IS NAILING A CHICK AT THE THAILAND OFFICE AND THAT'S WHY HE TAKES SO MANY "TDYs!" WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?

[michigancat]

so this site got distributed by my coworker today:

http://stormcloudsgathering.com/

[Emo EMAW]

Crushing suds with people from work is the best part about working.

The great thing about happy hours here are that we usually have them for people shipping out at the end of their tour, so you get tons of great repressed gossip about co-workers.

Oh wow.  Drunk and leaving the country?  That has to be amazing.  I love booze fueled work gossip revelations.  I'm a pretty curious, nosy person though.  I don't care about what's going on, but I desperately yearn to know it.   

Exactly. Inside, I'm all pompous and "I never want to be a part of that" but I CANT WALK AWAY! THE BOSS IS NAILING A CHICK AT THE THAILAND OFFICE AND THAT'S WHY HE TAKES SO MANY "TDYs!" WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?

Did you hear about the guy in the Beirut station getting all those strippers?

[Asteriskhead]

so this site got distributed by my coworker today:

http://stormcloudsgathering.com/

You kicked the coworker in the taint, right?

[michigancat]

so this site got distributed by my coworker today:

http://stormcloudsgathering.com/

You kicked the coworker in the taint, right?

NO, I don't want it to stop.

[420seriouscat69]

so this site got distributed by my coworker today:

http://stormcloudsgathering.com/

Dad? Is that you? 

[michigancat]

My coworker has a solution to the Bart strike.

They should line up every person on strike, and shoot 'em.

[star seed 7]

My coworker has a solution to the Bart strike.

They should line up every person on strike, and shoot 'em.

Is striking a form of mouthing off?   Justified to beat the strikers in that case.

[Asteriskhead]

so this site got distributed by my coworker today:

http://stormcloudsgathering.com/

You kicked the coworker in the taint, right?

NO, I don't want it to stop.

I should point out that I didn't click on the link, or fully read it, and thought that it said "stormfront" instead of "stormcloud".

[star seed 7]

so this site got distributed by my coworker today:

http://stormcloudsgathering.com/

You kicked the coworker in the taint, right?

NO, I don't want it to stop.

I should point out that I didn't click on the link, or fully read it, and thought that is said "stormfront" instead of "stormcloud".

So did I.   Boy, that would be a real doozy of a coworker quote.

[SabiNation]

Dumb female coworker: "Would you rather be a pirate or a ninja?"   

SabiNation: 

[michigancat]

Dumb female coworker: "Would you rather be a pirate or a ninja?"   

SabiNation: 

that's a fun question, you sound like a jerk

[michigancat]

Also, definitely ninja

[Institutional Control]

No way... pirate

[star seed 7]

Dumb female coworker: "Would you rather be a pirate or a ninja?"   

SabiNation: 

that's a fun question, you sound like a jerk

Once asked this question to a late 50's, hannity-fanatic coworker, and his answer was "what the eff are you talking about?"

[star seed 7]

But the joke was on me cause on national talk like a pirate day he wore a pirate t-shirt and said arrr a lot. (in a fun way, not a dorky way)