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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #575 on: September 01, 2015, 01:23:02 PM »
NEW DEVELOPMENT! I was out this morning. Just got in and saw an email from the client asking her VERY SPECIFICALLY for the info they want which she seems not to want to give them. My dilemma is gone.

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« Reply #576 on: September 01, 2015, 01:29:00 PM »
NEW DEVELOPMENT! I was out this morning. Just got in and saw an email from the client asking her VERY SPECIFICALLY for the info they want which she seems not to want to give them. My dilemma is gone.

You should walk over to her desk and say "So, did you see the email from [client}?"  :fatty:

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« Reply #577 on: September 02, 2015, 10:42:10 AM »
Coworker walks into our meeting, takes a deep breath and says..

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We should start calling that toilet paper John Wayne, cause it doesn't take crap off anyone.

I'm sure everyone has heard that, but everything about the situation made me think of this thread.

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« Reply #578 on: September 02, 2015, 10:49:44 AM »
UPDATE!!! My coworker/"boss" sent me an email to proceed with the report she wants even after the client specifically requested more! She didn't mention the client email at all. So, I guess it is her intention to be shady and I'll just give her what she's asking for. Whatever.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #579 on: September 02, 2015, 11:10:58 AM »
you need a new job, shooter jones

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #580 on: September 02, 2015, 11:15:33 AM »
Coworker walks into our meeting, takes a deep breath and says..

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We should start calling that toilet paper John Wayne, cause it doesn't take crap off anyone.

I'm sure everyone has heard that, but everything about the situation made me think of this thread.

I have never heard that

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« Reply #581 on: September 02, 2015, 11:18:59 AM »
I think I've heard it as "white, rough, and don't take crap off nobody"
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« Reply #582 on: September 02, 2015, 11:46:02 AM »
Coworker walks into our meeting, takes a deep breath and says..

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We should start calling that toilet paper John Wayne, cause it doesn't take crap off anyone.

I'm sure everyone has heard that, but everything about the situation made me think of this thread.

Seems weird that your coworker would announce to a bunch of people that they just got done taking a dump.

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« Reply #583 on: September 02, 2015, 12:15:54 PM »
Coworker walks into our meeting, takes a deep breath and says..

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We should start calling that toilet paper John Wayne, cause it doesn't take crap off anyone.

I'm sure everyone has heard that, but everything about the situation made me think of this thread.

Seems weird that your coworker would announce to a bunch of people that they just got done taking a dump.

Ya think? But anyway, pretty sure he was just being silly, cause I think the TP is fine here.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #584 on: September 02, 2015, 12:20:04 PM »
UPDATE!!! My coworker/"boss" sent me an email to proceed with the report she wants even after the client specifically requested more! She didn't mention the client email at all. So, I guess it is her intention to be shady and I'll just give her what she's asking for. Whatever.

i mean the plus is that you have some "dirt" on her if you ever need it.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #585 on: September 03, 2015, 06:03:02 AM »
Haven't seen a report that reviews an aspect of my job. Sent email to my boss and a coworker. They forward to the report maker....

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That report is on hiatus.

Heh. Randomly just decided to quit doing your job. I think I'll do the same this week.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #586 on: September 03, 2015, 09:11:54 AM »
UPDATE!!! My coworker/"boss" sent me an email to proceed with the report she wants even after the client specifically requested more! She didn't mention the client email at all. So, I guess it is her intention to be shady and I'll just give her what she's asking for. Whatever.

I would definitely keep copies of all these emails in case she tries to spin this back on you.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #587 on: September 03, 2015, 09:18:49 AM »
is there anything more awkward than when someone is talking crap on someone else to you and said person hears it all?

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #588 on: September 03, 2015, 09:45:11 AM »
is there anything more awkward than when someone is talking crap on someone else to you and said person hears it all?

It would be more awkward for the person saying it than for you.

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« Reply #589 on: September 03, 2015, 01:14:05 PM »
is there anything more awkward than when someone is talking crap on someone else to you and said person hears it all?

It would be more awkward for the person saying it than for you.
depends on the situation.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #590 on: November 08, 2015, 03:23:01 PM »
"I don't want to sound ageist or whatever, but that guy was probably too old and you DO think differently when you're younger." (this guy somehow has a filter and just chooses to ignore it.)

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #591 on: November 08, 2015, 11:02:34 PM »
Not a quote here, but someone I work with was arrested yesterday for stealing money from the union. Like $30k. Wow.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #592 on: November 09, 2015, 02:41:16 AM »
Not a quote here, but someone I work with was arrested yesterday for stealing money from the union. He said, "Oh eff!"
Like $30k. Wow.
Speculation, of course. Sorry KCFDcat.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #593 on: November 10, 2015, 11:26:45 AM »
I have three coworkers within earshot, who over the last couple years have each developed their own phrase they mutter. It really seems subconscious at this point. I have a guy that sighs, "Mercy" ever-y-time he sits back down from walking around the office, an "Ooo--kkk" guy, and a "Hmmm" guy. They do this multiple times a day and I don't think they know it anymore. Any similar experiences?

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #594 on: July 21, 2016, 03:00:54 PM »
So this is really a quote, but I didn't know where to put it. The new girl who handles complaints from our patients at our practices, sits right next to me now. Anyways, she fielded a call on Tuesday where a dentist accidentally dropped a crown down the patients throat and the patient swallowed it. Now she has to call this girl every day to see if she's crap it out yet.  :lol:

Also, this happened:

She was super nice but didn't use a suction during my dental procedure and ended up burning the inside of my mouth with sodium hypochlorite. This resulted in large burns inside my cheek and swelling to the outside of my face- very painful!

Meaningless to say, SHE GONE!

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #595 on: July 21, 2016, 03:05:34 PM »

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #596 on: July 21, 2016, 03:06:30 PM »
Did I do that wrong? Dang it, I googled it too.  :ROFL:

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #597 on: September 20, 2016, 01:01:30 PM »
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Attached is the case that has initiated the change. It would be helpful to have someone smarter then me review it and make sure we don’t go too far with revoking of Amendment 5.

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« Reply #598 on: September 20, 2016, 01:06:38 PM »
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Attached is the case that has initiated the change. It would be helpful to have someone smarter then me review it and make sure we don’t go too far with revoking of Amendment 5.

So first someone smarter will review it. Then the person writing this message will review it. Sounds like a good plan.

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Re: Coworker quotes
« Reply #599 on: September 20, 2016, 01:17:23 PM »
"i don't feel like doing it so i'll play dumb"


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