Author Topic: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical (Read 2980 times)

VirgilMillerRedux · « **on:** September 21, 2012, 10:48:30 AM »

Suppose you were forced to field Mitt Romney on the Kstate team for the OU game. This is a two-parter:

A) what position do you put him on for offense? and

B) how do you think his hair will hold up after being in a helmet all day?

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #1 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:50:33 AM »

A.) Punter (yeah I chose special teams what now [redacted])

B.) probably pretty disheveled

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:55:17 AM »

shawn synder was a punter and has never had to work a day in his life to get where he is in his career.

so yeah, punter seems about right. Good work, EMAWmeister.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #3 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:55:45 AM »

Obama would be a mix between Darren Sproles and Daniel Sams (the good parts)

puniraptor · « **Reply #4 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:56:57 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on September 21, 2012, 10:55:45 AM

Obama would be a mix between Darren Sproles and Daniel Sams (the good parts)

he would definitely dunk the ball over the crossbar for his TD celebration.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #5 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:02:05 AM »

This is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thread.

VirgilMillerRedux · « **Reply #6 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:03:02 AM »

Hey folks, I know it is tempting to let this hypo get out of control (i.e. expand to Obama hypotheticals). But, please lets stick to the first two questions. My Obama hypos are going to be super fun. Just wait until I get to my Biden/Ryan bonus hypo.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #7 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:03:29 AM »

joe biden seems like he'd be a good "old-timey linebacker"

OK_Cat · « **Reply #8 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:04:42 AM »

the Ryan guy seems like he'd be a hotshot wideout that everybody thinks looks amazing on the field, but he's been hit in the head too many times and talks like a mixture of shannon sharpe and bill romanowski

"storm"nut · « **Reply #9 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:06:10 AM »

I always thought of Obama as the Allan Evridge of K-State QB's

OK_Cat · « **Reply #10 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:07:04 AM »

bill clinton is definitely joe namath

OK_Cat · « **Reply #11 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:07:36 AM »

sandra day o'conner is the lady kicker at colorado that got raped

VirgilMillerRedux · « **Reply #12 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:08:01 AM »

Yeah, Paul Ryan is kind of like a little bit older Rizlo Jones.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #13 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:08:40 AM »

george bush (jr, not sr) is kind of similar to Dylan (rip)

OK_Cat · « **Reply #14 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:10:05 AM »

you know who would be similar to jordy nelson? the president who dropped the bomb on the asians (talib)

OK_Cat · « **Reply #15 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:11:44 AM »

michael dukakis is a total clone of chad may

VirgilMillerRedux · « **Reply #16 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:18:48 AM »

New Hypothetical

Obama scores a touchdown. He gets caught hotdogging in the end zone. There is a penalty flag thrown. As coach, do you a) pull him from the game, b) grab his helmet and scream at him, or c) join the dance in the end zone. If it matters, it happens during the TCU game and the winds are coming from the Southwest. KSU is up by 2.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:21:45 AM »

in this scenario, do the tcu fans have flaming hot pennies? if so, then i would pull him from the game and make him switch jerseys and then send his ass back out there.

if not, then let him dance and hopefully he offends some methodists in the process.

VirgilMillerRedux · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:24:11 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on September 21, 2012, 11:21:45 AM

in this scenario, do the tcu fans have flaming hot pennies? if so, then i would pull him from the game and make him switch jerseys and then send his ass back out there.

if not, then let him dance and hopefully he offends some methodists in the process.

Good question. They have heated coins, and they are actually dimes.

Belvis Noland · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:48:02 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 21, 2012, 11:02:05 AM

This is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thread.

yes

VirgilMillerRedux · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:06:03 PM »

Quote from: Belvis Noland on September 21, 2012, 11:48:02 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on September 21, 2012, 11:02:05 AM
This is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thread.

yes

Please elaborate.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:08:21 PM »

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Frankenklein · « **Reply #22 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:44:10 PM »

So why does Obama have to be like two black guys and dunk and hotdog? and why can't a male Supreme Court judge get raped?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #23 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:45:16 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on September 21, 2012, 12:44:10 PM

So why does Obama have to be like two black guys and dunk and hotdog? and why can't a male Supreme Court judge get raped?

it's all open to your own interpretation, frankenklein.

i thought of another one. abraham lincoln and ron prince are both very similar.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #24 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:01:18 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat on September 21, 2012, 12:45:16 PM

Quote from: Frankenklein on September 21, 2012, 12:44:10 PM
So why does Obama have to be like two black guys and dunk and hotdog? and why can't a male Supreme Court judge get raped?

it's all open to your own interpretation, frankenklein.

i thought of another one. abraham lincoln and ron prince are both very similar.

Why....because Lincoln freed the slaves and Prince had a black Freeman as a quarteback? That how I would interpret it