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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #150 on: October 04, 2012, 01:24:10 PM »
HEY GUYS I would drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to suck the dick that mumped her last.  AMIRIGHT!  :fatty:

My 7 year old just read that, you piece of crap.

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #151 on: October 04, 2012, 01:25:31 PM »
HEY GUYS I would drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to suck the dick that mumped her last.  AMIRIGHT!  :fatty:

My 7 year old just read that, you piece of crap.

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #152 on: October 04, 2012, 01:27:54 PM »
HEY GUYS I would drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to suck the dick that mumped her last.  AMIRIGHT!  :fatty:

My 7 year old just read that, you piece of crap.
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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #153 on: October 04, 2012, 01:34:32 PM »
HEY GUYS I would drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to suck the dick that mumped her last.  AMIRIGHT!  :fatty:

My 7 year old just read that, you piece of crap.
:sdeek: woops   :blindfold:

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #154 on: October 04, 2012, 02:31:45 PM »
you let your 7 year old read the thread that talks almost exclusively about Sophia Vergara's tits and message board posters boners?

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #155 on: October 04, 2012, 03:05:33 PM »
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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #156 on: October 04, 2012, 05:08:16 PM »
I don't know about you guys but the first thing that caught my eye in that picture was her enormous tits

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #157 on: October 04, 2012, 05:34:52 PM »
just saw em... man.... THOSE TITS ARE AWESOME!

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #158 on: October 04, 2012, 07:46:17 PM »
HEY GUYS I would drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to suck the dick that mumped her last.  AMIRIGHT!  :fatty:

My 7 year old just read that, you piece of crap.
JFC, keep away from my kids, you perverted piece of crap.  :horrorsurprise:
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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #159 on: October 04, 2012, 08:26:48 PM »
How does Stonestreet find time to sleep with all the hotties with huge bazoombas he is crushing?

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #160 on: October 04, 2012, 08:29:04 PM »
He's learned from scheme doctor the secrets of the power nap

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #161 on: October 04, 2012, 08:40:11 PM »
And he only eats once a day. At Taco Bell.

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #162 on: October 04, 2012, 08:58:20 PM »
HEY GUYS I would drag my balls through 5 miles of broken glass just to suck the dick that mumped her last.  AMIRIGHT!  :fatty:

My 7 year old just read that, you piece of crap.
JFC, keep away from my kids, you perverted piece of crap.  :horrorsurprise:

I don't even have a 7 year old.  #anotherawfulkatdaddypost

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #163 on: October 04, 2012, 09:07:37 PM »
Forget about that hat, CHECK OUT THOSE BAZOINGAS!

To quote that guy from Blossom: "WHOA!"


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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #164 on: October 04, 2012, 09:08:42 PM »
I recently learned that you can get rid of an erection by flexing other muscles in your body for 30-45 seconds


Not true.


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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #165 on: October 04, 2012, 09:11:52 PM »
I'd like to bounce those things like sugar ray leonard

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #166 on: October 04, 2012, 09:24:19 PM »
Oh, man. It just gets worse. I'm not even going to post what renocat67502 wrote.

POST IT OR ELSE YOU WILL LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME

Well, okay. It's really gross, though.

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Re: I love how willing Sofia Vargara is to wear K-State crap   Reply
She can use my mouth as a toilet and my tongue as tp. Mmmmmmmm!!!
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Isn't that how you get hepatitis?

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #167 on: October 04, 2012, 09:26:56 PM »
Oh, man. It just gets worse. I'm not even going to post what renocat67502 wrote.

POST IT OR ELSE YOU WILL LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME

Well, okay. It's really gross, though.

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She can use my mouth as a toilet and my tongue as tp. Mmmmmmmm!!!
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Isn't that how you get hepatitis?
That or some bad person nurse out in Hays will inject you with his hep tainted blood.

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #168 on: October 05, 2012, 12:00:58 AM »
He posted another co-star with KSU gear, but I doubt the Wabash will discuss their intentions for his bodily fluids.




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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #169 on: October 05, 2012, 12:28:04 AM »
Yeah they will. Probably something about spilling them, etc.

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #170 on: October 05, 2012, 12:47:44 AM »
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I would make my morning tea with her used Tampon.
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getting way too graphic with disgusting sexual acts is definitely their version of goEMAW's "tries too hard to be edgy"

To be fair, Bro-Cat is an actual edgy type of guy in real life that would eventually fit in well at goEMAW if he tried. I think he'd rather troll and wallow around in the lowbrow sexual humor of the GPC's of the world though.

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #171 on: October 05, 2012, 07:00:19 AM »
He posted another co-star with KSU gear, but I doubt the Wabash will discuss their intentions for his bodily fluids.





LOOK AT THOSE TITS!

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #172 on: October 05, 2012, 07:25:07 AM »
Do you think stonestreets coworkers are like jfc, again man?

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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #173 on: October 05, 2012, 07:30:46 AM »
No, he's the biggest star in Hollywood.  They're just humbled that he actually speaks to them.


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Re: Sophia Vergara loves the Cats
« Reply #174 on: October 05, 2012, 07:33:01 AM »
Do you think stonestreets coworkers are like jfc, again man?

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HOW DARE YOU, SIR!!  Sofia Vergara actually does love the Cats!! Rumblings of an Honorary Doctorate on the horizon.
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