Author Topic: BRAND NEW OFFER for good smelling EMAW (Read 3094 times)

Chambraigne · « **on:** September 20, 2012, 04:14:58 PM »

hey "go" "EMAW" "dot" "COM"

Is your HAIR as dull and lifeless as your BRAIN?

Didn't work start at 9?

Where's your shirt?

Did you even remember to wear it?

I know you. I used to BE you. Until I discovered CHAMBRAIGNE

"SHAMPOO FOR YOUR HAIR....AND YOUR BRAIN!"

That's right Al! And here's how it works.

Other shampoos just work on your hair. But Chambraigne travels down each follicle and pours into your skull, depositing magical knowledge crystals!

"Lather your way to a new intelligence!"

With Chambraigne. The shampoo of kings!

Continued use may result in limb loss

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:15:44 PM »

yoEMAW · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:15:56 PM »

8manpick · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:19:07 PM »

So the spambots are now imitating modsocks. What gives?

'taterblast · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:20:02 PM »

may be time to burn this place down

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:20:13 PM »

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:20:30 PM »

What happens if I get chambraigne in my eyes?

SdK · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:20:35 PM »

hemmy · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:28:47 PM »

Saul, add a super-tough captcha. TIA.

puniraptor · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:31:26 PM »

I want to buy this.

Chambraigne · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:34:26 PM »

Quote from: Paul Moscow on September 20, 2012, 04:20:30 PM

What happens if I get chambraigne in my eyes?

Te facta incredibiliter ingeniosi

bruce · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:35:52 PM »

What happens if I wash my pubes with it?

bakerman · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:37:45 PM »

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:43:07 PM »

Pittcat · « **Reply #14 on:** September 20, 2012, 05:05:22 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 20, 2012, 04:43:07 PM

Someone please add a DEAL WITH IT when he puts his arms out.
This needs to be done.

Chambraigne · « **Reply #15 on:** September 20, 2012, 05:09:29 PM »

Quote from: oscar on September 20, 2012, 04:35:52 PM

What happens if I wash my pubes with it?

Come on, oscar. This is a family company. Somewhat demented, yes, but with scruples.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #16 on:** September 20, 2012, 05:10:04 PM »

great post. i agree.

0.42 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 20, 2012, 08:49:17 PM »

Finally, a product for me! I believe every word that man says. Because it's exactly what I wanted to hear.

Katpappy · « **Reply #18 on:** September 20, 2012, 09:15:12 PM »

Quote from: Chambraigne on September 20, 2012, 05:09:29 PM

Quote from: oscar on September 20, 2012, 04:35:52 PM
What happens if I wash my pubes with it?

Come on, oscar. This is a family company. Somewhat demented, yes, but with scruples.

Where can we get this? Is it on TV, if so, then it's OK. But if you're one of those door to door salesman...

Ah, I'm just kidding. Best wishes, Chambraigne.

Chambraigne · « **Reply #19 on:** September 20, 2012, 10:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on September 20, 2012, 09:15:12 PM

Quote from: Chambraigne on September 20, 2012, 05:09:29 PM
Quote from: oscar on September 20, 2012, 04:35:52 PM
What happens if I wash my pubes with it?

Come on, oscar. This is a family company. Somewhat demented, yes, but with scruples.
Where can we get this? Is it on TV, if so, then it's OK. But if you're one of those door to door salesman...

Ah, I'm just kidding. Best wishes, Chambraigne.

weird post

Panjandrum · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:57:32 AM »

DQ12 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:00:35 AM »

like, from space ghost?

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #22 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:19:31 AM »

I gave my dog a bath in this stuff after he got fleas. That afternoon he barked the entire alphabet.

felix rex · « **Reply #23 on:** September 21, 2012, 06:02:55 AM »

Nice work by skinbens here.

0.42 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:27:09 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 21, 2012, 01:00:35 AM

like, from space ghost?