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HEADLINES: OU Edition
« on: September 19, 2012, 12:26:25 AM »
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KING ARTHUR'S COURT

Cats Make a Huge Statement Behind Arthur Brown's 20 Tackles and Late Interception




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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2012, 12:46:35 AM »
#LIFE IS GOOD!

Seriously, this guy is amazing; 4/5, 83 yds rushing, 2 TDs
Also, Cats win big, hence Sams playing a lot



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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2012, 12:52:35 AM »
I know this ain't a headline (I reckon it could be if I was on my comp & not my phone)...but has anybody ever made shirts that say...

eff YOU

?

Trim...will you be my copyright lawyer on this? 70/30 split  :emawkid:
« Last Edit: September 19, 2012, 01:03:08 AM by EMAWesome »

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2012, 12:56:36 AM »
"Lock-ett  up bro"

Sophomore Tyler Lockett has 321 total yards and 3TD's in Cats Win
Does Bob Stoops have 3 chins? Full Coverage on Page 3



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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2012, 08:16:28 AM »
Tears of Jones

Oklahoma QB seen crying as his stupid hillbilly fans boo him off the field in embarrassing 38-7 loss. Crested View Trailer Park burns to the ground.

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 08:19:21 AM »
OUverrated!
Oklahoma was ranked to high, won't be anymore after the loss to K-State led by awesome games by Klein, Brown, Lockett, and Sams. Hubert did pretty ok too.

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 08:22:30 AM »
HOT UNDER THE VISOR!



K-State Rolls in Norman; Stoops Punches Headset

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2012, 09:06:19 AM »
Big Game Boob

OU embarrassed. Season over

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2012, 09:22:49 AM »
Keeping Up With the Jones'?  Pfft!
Collin Klein Becomes Heisman Frontrunner After Mud Stomping OU


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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2012, 09:26:57 AM »
Klein's Season Over Sooner Than Expected

Redshirt Freshman Daniel Sams breathes new #life to Wildcats, beat OU

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2012, 09:35:42 AM »
Big 12 Title Goes Through Manhattan!



OU's main babe (seen above) watches as LHC Bill Snyder and the cardiac cats celebrate; grab hold of Big 12 race.

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2012, 09:41:25 AM »
The Pupil Gets Schooled
(*double meaning)

Stoops tried to strike early, but The Master took it in stride and then inserted the Freshman Phenom 'Daniel Sams' at quarterback as the Wildcats racked up 480 yards of offense in a resounding win in Norman.

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2012, 09:49:42 AM »
ARTHUR BROWN ENJOYS HORS D'OEUVRE
Red Dirt Lobster Tails, Paper Clip Caviar, Stoops Bruschetta Trio among favorites
Does not recommend Double Layer Landry Nachos; too mushy



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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2012, 10:05:08 AM »
ADAM BOMB!

Senior DE Adam Davis Is Heat Seeking Missile, Racks Up 7 Sacks As OU Offense Implodes
Oklahoma National Title Hopes Blown Away

I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2012, 10:09:05 AM »
OU STOOPS TO NEW LEVEL
Blames loss on departed defensive genius.

When asked for comment, Venables denies any contact with the Scheme Doctor prior to game. 
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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2012, 10:13:40 AM »
OU STOOPS TO NEW LEVEL
Blames loss on departed defensive genius.

When asked for comment, Venables denies any contact with the Scheme Doctor prior to game. 
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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2012, 10:13:56 AM »
CURRY HEATS UP NORMAN
Young receiver spices things up in rout of top team
“I'm grossly overpaid for what I do." - LHC Bill Snyder, April 17th, 2013

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2012, 10:27:05 AM »
Not Even Endzones Stop Sams
Redshirt Freshman continues juking past endzone and out into the parking lot after 4th rushing TD


“I'm grossly overpaid for what I do." - LHC Bill Snyder, April 17th, 2013

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2012, 10:40:02 AM »
It's A Boy!

Arthur Brown Jr. defies biology and delivers Snyder's child, still finishes game with 6 sacks, 2 FF, and a TD
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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2012, 10:41:10 AM »
This Just-in; Tuggle is Awesome
Great game for KSU LB makes for snappy, albeit somewhat confusing, headline

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2012, 11:01:26 AM »
The Power of #Life

OU Coach and Known Crazy Person Bob Stoops Attempts to Bomb Stadium at Halftime, but Daniel Sams cuts the Red Wire and Saves Thousands of Lives!
Cats win. BIG.



Stoops, In His Gameday Assless Chaps
« Last Edit: September 19, 2012, 02:10:06 PM by SabiNation »
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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2012, 11:13:40 AM »
Wow. Just wow.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2012, 12:38:24 PM »
KSU 56 - OU 10

Sports media cannot decide if OU sucks or if KSU is actually kind of good.

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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2012, 01:23:07 PM »
Stoops makes a big Oops!!!!
Oklahoma head coach calls for fake punt in 4th quarter, Kansas State seizes victory


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Re: HEADLINES: OU Edition
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2012, 01:31:30 PM »
Wham Bam Thank you Sams
Redshirt Freshman sets record with a passing, receiving, rushing,
and kick return touchdown in 2nd half of Blowout win in Norman

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