Stonestreet

[FP TC etc.]

Attention whore. You've all been thinking it.

He's an actor, dumbshit. Of course he's an attention whore.

[chum1]

He couldn't have been a bigger dorky K-State fan when he was on Gameday.  "Hey! Scoreboard on USC from ten years ago!"  Yeah, good job there, Eric.

[ChiComCat]

He couldn't have been a bigger dorky K-State fan when he was on Gameday.  "Hey! Scoreboard on USC from ten years ago!"  Yeah, good job there, Eric.

That sounds exactly like half the posters on here.

[chum1]

He couldn't have been a bigger dorky K-State fan when he was on Gameday.  "Hey! Scoreboard on USC from ten years ago!"  Yeah, good job there, Eric.

That sounds exactly like half the posters on here.

Oh, man.  Don't get me started.

[j-von]

You guys probably already saw this on Ellen today, but just in case you want to watch again

http://www.ellentv.com/episodes/eric-stonestreet-and-rachel-maddow/

You have to click on his name and then there are 3 different videos.

[DQ12]

You guys probably already saw this on Ellen today, but just in case you want to watch again

http://www.ellentv.com/episodes/eric-stonestreet-and-rachel-maddow/

You have to click on his name and then there are 3 different videos.

does he mention k-state?

EDIT:
HE DOES!

[SdK]

STRONG male genitals!

SOMERSET!!

[sonofdaxjones]

We have a bonafide EMAW Stud on prime time major network television, who is also dating one of the hotter actresses in the business . . . and some on here actually complain. 

Roll on Eric Stonestreet EMAW stud.

['taterblast]

stonestreet is a blessing

[Institutional Control]

Oh my.

http://www.whosay.com/ericstonestreet/photos/235009#older

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Oh my.

http://www.whosay.com/ericstonestreet/photos/235009#older

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[puniraptor]

Oh my.

http://www.whosay.com/ericstonestreet/photos/235009#older

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LOK AT THOSE BAZOONGERS

[j-von]

[Trim]

She's covering up her robe with that media guide.







BOTH OF WHICH COVER UP THOSE GINORMOUS BOZANGAS!!!!!!! 

[puniraptor]

She's covering up her robe with that media guide.







BOTH OF WHICH COVER UP THOSE GINORMOUS BOZANGAS!!!!!!! 

17th GOAL 

[ben ji]

http://m.espn.go.com/general/video?vid=8799274&wjb

[kim carnes]

you can't help but feel for stonestreet.

['taterblast]

you can't help but feel for stonestreet.

i do nothing but envy him

[Mr Bread]

you can't help but feel for stonestreet.

i do nothing but envy him

But he's such an unattractive fat.  I bet he hates the crap out of himself deep down like Chris Farley did.   

['taterblast]

you can't help but feel for stonestreet.

i do nothing but envy him

But he's such an unattractive fat.  I bet he hates the crap out of himself deep down like Chris Farley did.   

nah, he's an attractive fat. lives a great life.

[Mr Bread]

you can't help but feel for stonestreet.

i do nothing but envy him

But he's such an unattractive fat.  I bet he hates the crap out of himself deep down like Chris Farley did.   

nah, he's an attractive fat. lives a great life.

Can't stand the sight of himself.  That's why he tries so hard to be funny.  There's no such thing as a great life that's swaddled in morbid obesity. 

[CNS]

you can't help but feel for stonestreet.

i do nothing but envy him

But he's such an unattractive fat.  I bet he hates the crap out of himself deep down like Chris Farley did.   

nah, he's an attractive fat. lives a great life.

Can't stand the sight of himself.  That's why he tries so hard to be funny.  There's no such thing as a great life that's swaddled in morbid obesity.

There probably is, but not at his salary.  Maybe if he was like king of some oil rich country or something?

[Mr Bread]

you can't help but feel for stonestreet.

i do nothing but envy him

But he's such an unattractive fat.  I bet he hates the crap out of himself deep down like Chris Farley did.   

nah, he's an attractive fat. lives a great life.

Can't stand the sight of himself.  That's why he tries so hard to be funny.  There's no such thing as a great life that's swaddled in morbid obesity.

There probably is, but not at his salary.  Maybe if he was like king of some oil rich country or something?

No.  That's with you every second of every day.  You're ensconced in a constant reminder that you're disgusting.  Everything else is simply a temporary distraction from your slop.   

[DQ12]

you can't help but feel for stonestreet.

i do nothing but envy him

But he's such an unattractive fat.  I bet he hates the crap out of himself deep down like Chris Farley did.   

nah, he's an attractive fat. lives a great life.

Can't stand the sight of himself.  That's why he tries so hard to be funny.  There's no such thing as a great life that's swaddled in morbid obesity.

There probably is, but not at his salary.  Maybe if he was like king of some oil rich country or something?

No.  That's with you every second of every day.  You're ensconced in a constant reminder that you're disgusting.  Everything else is simply a temporary distraction from your slop.   

i saw his girlfriend once when he came to k-state.  she was pretty.

seems like if you can get away with being a fat slob and still nab lookers it's the best of both worlds.

[Cartierfor3]

Get out of town haters.