Author Topic: the moment you are relieved you chose your life partner and not someone else (Read 3940 times)

jtksu · « **Reply #25 on:** September 17, 2012, 04:33:13 PM »

Scott, is it too much to ask that you (at least) try to not ruin every single thread with your insane racisim? Man, it's like frickin GPC over here when scott logs in.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #26 on:** September 17, 2012, 06:52:46 PM »

When I say "I'm going to pop in the 2003 Big 12 title game to get pumped for the weekend" and she replies "I'm down"

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #27 on:** September 17, 2012, 07:13:23 PM »

Bloodfart · « **Reply #28 on:** September 17, 2012, 09:02:32 PM »

I feel like this is a trolling thread.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #29 on:** September 17, 2012, 09:03:01 PM »

When she PI's the crap out of my bad person brothers.

So hot.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 17, 2012, 11:48:33 PM »

Mrs CF3: "You have any plans this weekend? I assume you're watching football on Saturday"

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #31 on:** September 17, 2012, 11:51:00 PM »

Mrs. CF3: "(random friend) is becoming a nutritionist, all they had was zucchini cake at the birthday party. She's really stupid"

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #32 on:** September 17, 2012, 11:56:41 PM »

"Sure Jakesie, I'll watch Daris' kids so you guys can go to the game together!"

SdK · « **Reply #33 on:** September 18, 2012, 12:09:54 AM »

You guys are blessed.

felix rex · « **Reply #34 on:** September 18, 2012, 03:57:33 AM »

When my wife gets drunk and starts doing Deniro impressions to lazy waiters "Don't waste...my motherfuckin' time!"

mocat · « **Reply #35 on:** September 18, 2012, 09:15:03 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on September 18, 2012, 03:57:33 AM

When my wife gets drunk and starts doing Deniro impressions to lazy waiters "Don't waste...my motherfuckin' time!"

That sounds like Pacino in Heat.

pissclams · « **Reply #36 on:** September 18, 2012, 09:20:12 AM »

ya that's vincent/pacino from heat

mocat · « **Reply #37 on:** September 18, 2012, 09:23:51 AM »

well hope we didn't ruin your "moment" FR

ChiComCat · « **Reply #38 on:** September 18, 2012, 09:25:18 AM »

We won't tell her that you don't get the reference

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #39 on:** September 18, 2012, 09:48:10 AM »

"Look how miserable those people with kids are."

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #40 on:** September 18, 2012, 10:07:55 AM »

This is pretty awful, but I saw pics of an ex I dated for quite a few years. Just had her first kid. Woof and double woof. Really dodged a bullet there. More like an A-10's depleted uranium tank busting canon projectile, but whatevs.

felix rex · « **Reply #41 on:** September 18, 2012, 12:20:20 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on September 18, 2012, 09:25:18 AM

We won't tell her that you don't get the reference

Oh man. If he comes to pak, please don't tell her I botched her line.

Pittcat · « **Reply #42 on:** September 19, 2012, 07:01:53 PM »

"Let me get you another beer. Can you pause it real quick so I don't miss out on #Life."

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #43 on:** September 19, 2012, 09:27:05 PM »

Mrs. WNK: "I got a great tailgate planned for next gameday."

Great thread KK.

jtksu · « **Reply #44 on:** September 19, 2012, 09:40:04 PM »

Quote from: Pittcat on September 19, 2012, 07:01:53 PM

"Let me get you another beer. Can you pause it real quick so I don't miss out on #Life."

kso_FAN · « **Reply #45 on:** September 19, 2012, 10:00:43 PM »

"You haven't been golfing in a long time. You better get out again, or your game is going to get rusty."

"Have you read 'insert thread title' on goEMAW yet?"

jtksu · « **Reply #46 on:** September 19, 2012, 10:08:56 PM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on September 19, 2012, 10:00:43 PM

"You haven't been golfing in a long time. You better get out again, or your game is going to get rusty."

"Have you read 'insert thread title' on goEMAW yet?"

Does she post here?

<--- Only Mrs. _Fan.

puniraptor · « **Reply #47 on:** September 19, 2012, 10:11:14 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on September 19, 2012, 10:08:56 PM

Quote from: ksu_FAN on September 19, 2012, 10:00:43 PM
"You haven't been golfing in a long time. You better get out again, or your game is going to get rusty."

"Have you read 'insert thread title' on goEMAW yet?"

Does she post here?

<--- Only Mrs. _Fan.

Yeah she does the volleyball Mrs_FAN Frames

wes mantooth · « **Reply #48 on:** September 19, 2012, 10:23:07 PM »

I wonder if your guy's wives know what kind of assholes they married. Probably

felix rex · « **Reply #49 on:** September 19, 2012, 11:19:18 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on September 19, 2012, 10:08:56 PM

Quote from: ksu_FAN on September 19, 2012, 10:00:43 PM
"You haven't been golfing in a long time. You better get out again, or your game is going to get rusty."

"Have you read 'insert thread title' on goEMAW yet?"

Does she post here?

<--- Only Mrs. _Fan.

She called my Jose Espronceda homage to Denis a couple years ago. Very elite.