Author Topic: the moment you are relieved you chose your life partner and not someone else (Read 3919 times)

Kat Kid · « **on:** September 17, 2012, 03:43:02 PM »

Twice a month, payday.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #1 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:43:19 PM »

whenever I am drunk.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #2 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:44:12 PM »

whenever I get out of the shower, look in the mirror, look at the scale, look back in the mirror and sigh. then I see her and feel better.

puniraptor · « **Reply #3 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:44:48 PM »

are you drunk right now

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:45:17 PM »

"I have no idea'" - all the bros on the trivia team
"Oh, I know it!" - Mrs. Jakesie60

Kat Kid · « **Reply #5 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:47:19 PM »

no i am not drunk right now. my god, slanderous.

8manpick · « **Reply #6 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:47:48 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on September 17, 2012, 03:45:17 PM

"I have no idea'" - all the bros on the trivia team
"Oh, I know it!" - Mrs. Jakesie60

jtksu · « **Reply #7 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:48:34 PM »

This thread reeks of low self esteem and an overwhelming sense of resignation. Mods, please rename this thread "I'm a loser who somehow married a chick who isn't quite as big a loser. (But still a loser.)"

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #8 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:48:59 PM »

Having a spouse that knocks down 6 figures while looking like a Hawaiian tropic calendar girl is pretty awesome. I totally agree

Kat Kid · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:50:25 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on September 17, 2012, 03:48:34 PM

This thread reeks of low self esteem and an overwhelming sense of resignation. Mods, please rename this thread "I'm a loser who somehow married a chick who isn't quite as big a loser. (But still a loser.)"

i think you have the wrong definitions of low or self-esteem and also loser. Perhaps you were using a thesaurus and were looking at antonyms! I have done that myself on occasion!!!

jtksu · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:52:16 PM »

If the chick is hot and makes jack, I'd be a bit worried if I was you Kat Kid. (More like Fat Kid, amirite?)

Kat Kid · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:54:03 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on September 17, 2012, 03:52:16 PM

If the chick is hot and makes jack, I'd be a bit worried if I was you Kat Kid. (More like Fat Kid, amirite?)

OUR VOWS ARE SACRED AND #4life!

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #12 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:56:06 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on September 17, 2012, 03:52:16 PM

If the chick is hot and makes jack, I'd be a bit worried if I was you Kat Kid. (More like Fat Kid, amirite?)

sheesh jt is using his improved posting skills in a very dark manner.

puniraptor · « **Reply #13 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:56:59 PM »

We have a schtick where yell eff you eff you and eff you boston style like mark wahlberg in the fighter and she laughs hysterically. Not sure if other chicks would think that was funny but im guessing not.

mocat · « **Reply #14 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:57:17 PM »

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on September 17, 2012, 03:56:06 PM

Quote from: jtksu on September 17, 2012, 03:52:16 PM
If the chick is hot and makes jack, I'd be a bit worried if I was you Kat Kid. (More like Fat Kid, amirite?)

sheesh jt is using his improved posting skills in a very dark manner.

lol, no. link?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #15 on:** September 17, 2012, 03:58:10 PM »

I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.

8manpick · « **Reply #16 on:** September 17, 2012, 04:00:55 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on September 17, 2012, 03:56:59 PM

We have a schtick where yell eff you eff you and eff you boston

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #17 on:** September 17, 2012, 04:04:25 PM »

Quote from: mocat on September 17, 2012, 03:57:17 PM

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on September 17, 2012, 03:56:06 PM
Quote from: jtksu on September 17, 2012, 03:52:16 PM
If the chick is hot and makes jack, I'd be a bit worried if I was you Kat Kid. (More like Fat Kid, amirite?)

sheesh jt is using his improved posting skills in a very dark manner.

lol, no. link?

I mean it, look at his first 5,000 posts.

'taterblast · « **Reply #18 on:** September 17, 2012, 04:12:40 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on September 17, 2012, 03:56:59 PM

We have a schtick where yell eff you eff you and eff you boston style like mark wahlberg in the fighter and she laughs hysterically. Not sure if other chicks would think that was funny but im guessing not.

no they wouldn't, that's pretty cool

slobber · « **Reply #19 on:** September 17, 2012, 04:14:08 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on September 17, 2012, 03:58:10 PM

I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.

My wife said, "I don't want to work for anyone else anymore. I just want to stay home and take care of the kids crap." I said, "Cool."

Question, would we not be friends anymore? (assuming we were friends prior to my wife saying "eff work.")

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** September 17, 2012, 04:26:21 PM »

Quote from: dobber on September 17, 2012, 04:14:08 PM

Quote from: Limestone on September 17, 2012, 03:58:10 PM
I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.
My wife said, "I don't want to work for anyone else anymore. I just want to stay home and take care of the kids crap." I said, "Cool."

Question, would we not be friends anymore? (assuming we were friends prior to my wife saying "eff work.")

Hmmm, was she making a ton before she quit to take care of kids?

And FTr, I don't hang out with my old buddy by his choice as he is embarrassed

steve dave · « **Reply #21 on:** September 17, 2012, 04:26:47 PM »

Quote from: dobber on September 17, 2012, 04:14:08 PM

Quote from: Limestone on September 17, 2012, 03:58:10 PM
I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.
My wife said, "I don't want to work for anyone else anymore. I just want to stay home and take care of the kids crap." I said, "Cool."

Question, would we not be friends anymore? (assuming we were friends prior to my wife saying "eff work.")

sounds like you got tricked into this arrangement dobs

scottwildcat · « **Reply #22 on:** September 17, 2012, 04:27:19 PM »

great thread Kat Kid! I am not married and am currently single enjoying #life but one day I can't wait to post in this thread and answer the stated question in the original post!

slobber · « **Reply #23 on:** September 17, 2012, 04:31:55 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on September 17, 2012, 04:26:21 PM

Quote from: dobber on September 17, 2012, 04:14:08 PM
Quote from: Limestone on September 17, 2012, 03:58:10 PM
I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.
My wife said, "I don't want to work for anyone else anymore. I just want to stay home and take care of the kids crap." I said, "Cool."

Question, would we not be friends anymore? (assuming we were friends prior to my wife saying "eff work.")

Hmmm, was she making a ton before she quit to take care of kids?

And FTr, I don't hang out with my old buddy by his choice as he is embarrassed

Yes

slobber · « **Reply #24 on:** September 17, 2012, 04:32:28 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 17, 2012, 04:26:47 PM

Quote from: dobber on September 17, 2012, 04:14:08 PM
Quote from: Limestone on September 17, 2012, 03:58:10 PM
I have a buddy whose wife only makes $55k. We don't hang out anymore.
My wife said, "I don't want to work for anyone else anymore. I just want to stay home and take care of the kids crap." I said, "Cool."

Question, would we not be friends anymore? (assuming we were friends prior to my wife saying "eff work.")

sounds like you got tricked into this arrangement dobs

No. Wait...oh eff!