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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #100 on: September 15, 2012, 02:01:02 PM »
Honest question. Why does your coach park his fat ass on a water cooler two lanes deep on the KU track when his team is down by 2 scores with 10 minutes to play?

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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #101 on: September 15, 2012, 02:03:56 PM »
TCU has such little respect for ku that they have run base d all game
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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #102 on: September 15, 2012, 02:04:20 PM »
Guys, is the radio saying the refs are hosing KU.  Is this true?

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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #103 on: September 15, 2012, 02:05:06 PM »
Guys, is the radio saying the refs are hosing KU.  Is this true?

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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #104 on: September 15, 2012, 02:05:48 PM »
there was one really bad call but it didn't cost them crap

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« Reply #105 on: September 15, 2012, 02:06:24 PM »
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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #106 on: September 15, 2012, 02:07:50 PM »
radio says that should have been a safety and K u football.  But oh well now  talking about the moral victory of staying within 14 points

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« Reply #107 on: September 15, 2012, 02:09:47 PM »
6 Combined TO's, a couple were understandable given the hits-helmet on ball, but the others  :flush:

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« Reply #108 on: September 15, 2012, 02:10:13 PM »
radio says that should have been a safety and K u football.  But oh well now  talking about the moral victory of staying within 14 points

how can you listen to that announcer?  makes my skin crawl.   :barf:
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« Reply #109 on: September 15, 2012, 02:10:36 PM »
That one moral victory for KU. Five more and they qualify for the Helm's Bowl where they'll play an imaginary game against another opponent.

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Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #110 on: September 15, 2012, 02:17:27 PM »
Honest question. Why does your coach park his fat ass on a water cooler two lanes deep on the KU track when his team is down by 2 scores with 10 minutes to play?

I have the exact same  cooler. I really felt a connection.

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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #111 on: September 15, 2012, 02:18:51 PM »
Honest question. Why does your coach park his fat ass on a water cooler two lanes deep on the KU track when his team is down by 2 scores with 10 minutes to play?

why do fball coaches stand all the time?  bball coaches don't, and no one thinks they're fat.
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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #112 on: September 15, 2012, 02:20:30 PM »
Honest question. Why does your coach park his fat ass on a water cooler two lanes deep on the KU track when his team is down by 2 scores with 10 minutes to play?

why do fball coaches stand all the time?  bball coaches don't, and no one thinks they're fat.

Yeah baseball managers get to stand in the shade, a couple of steps from the cooler, run back into the clubhouse for a brew and a pee, and maybe a sandwich, no big woof.   But a football coach has to stand for 4 hours in the sun?


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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #113 on: September 15, 2012, 02:22:19 PM »
scissor crane with a chair on it seems like the boss sideline strategy

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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #114 on: September 15, 2012, 02:24:42 PM »
Honest question. Why does your coach park his fat ass on a water cooler two lanes deep on the KU track when his team is down by 2 scores with 10 minutes to play?

why do fball coaches stand all the time?  bball coaches don't, and no one thinks they're fat.

What a rough ridin' idiot
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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #115 on: September 15, 2012, 03:12:32 PM »
KU may have lost the game, but the joke is on all those TCU fans who bought what they thought were cheap tickets on Stub Hub. Imagine the look on their face when they saw the $0.00 face value printed on their tickets.

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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #116 on: September 15, 2012, 03:19:58 PM »
I don't get the chaz stuff

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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #118 on: September 15, 2012, 03:31:11 PM »
the president should have to stand out on a balcony overlooking the country and gaze at it stoically as he does whatever it is presidents do.
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Re: Beak 'em Hawks!
« Reply #119 on: September 15, 2012, 04:05:20 PM »
Honest question. Why does your coach park his fat ass on a water cooler two lanes deep on the KU track when his team is down by 2 scores with 10 minutes to play?
Are we sure it's a cooler and not a portable shitter