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That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« on: September 15, 2012, 09:32:14 AM »
"That's really interesting, I actually read an article about that in Harper's."

*Blank stares*

"It is a magazine."

"Oh, never heard of it."


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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2012, 03:02:35 PM »
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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2012, 03:04:12 PM »
"good morning"

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2012, 03:05:32 PM »
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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2012, 04:05:52 PM »
"good morning"

"GOOOOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2012, 04:44:50 PM »
"good morning"

"GOOOOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

Sorry, Kat Kid. I sympathize more with yours. But oh man I can actually hear a Nebraska fan saying this in a Randy Savage voice.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2012, 11:13:13 PM »
"I thought Drive was boring"

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2012, 11:31:06 PM »
I almost punched a chick in the face for saying that. 

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2012, 11:39:06 PM »
Copper Oven is a really good breakfast restaurant.

Yeah, I don't go there very often because they don't serve alcohol.


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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2012, 11:40:48 PM »
"I just think Starbuck's makes the best coffee"

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2012, 12:11:34 AM »
"You don't always have to click File:Save As.....just click Save"

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2012, 12:25:32 AM »
"You want a puff of my pipe tobacco?"

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2012, 09:04:59 AM »
"I've gotta take my meds and then change out my catheter"


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Re: Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2012, 01:09:54 PM »
"I just think Starbuck's makes the best coffee"
Surely no one at your workplace actually says that
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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2012, 01:11:26 PM »
"I just think Starbuck's makes the best coffee"
Surely no one at your workplace actually says that

At my new job they do. Then I started bringing them real coffee. They don't say it so much anymore.

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That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2012, 01:54:33 PM »
Where did you get the real coffee? Also, are you their favorite coffee wench ever?
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2012, 01:58:16 PM »
Where did you get the real coffee? Also, are you their favorite coffee wench ever?

Don't worry about it, felix. This conversation is obviously over your head.

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That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2012, 02:02:13 PM »
That attitude will not help with tips.

But srsly, what kind of coffee?
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2012, 02:07:15 PM »
Where did you get the real coffee? Also, are you their favorite coffee wench ever?

Don't worry about it, felix. This conversation is obviously over your head.
judging by FRs recent posting history, it may have been below his feet
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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2012, 04:16:25 PM »
"what kind of music do you like?"
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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2012, 04:52:55 PM »
"i don't have my license right now"

"why?"

"got my 11th dui"

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2012, 05:25:25 PM »
   You people see all the stupid electric cars parked outside

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2012, 05:30:07 PM »
how old was the person you were talking to KK?

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2012, 05:51:20 PM »
how old was the person you were talking to KK?

All people were under 30.

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Re: That moment at work when you realize maybe you don't quite fit in
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2012, 11:47:45 AM »
First job right out of college, about 1 month in.

Small company about 30 people, company was run by a brother and sister after their parents retired, they were doign their best to run it into the ground.

This company had about 4 degenerate grandchildren on staff who had either failed out of KU or went to JCCC. One day one of them offers to sell me his flatscreen for $300. He had just wrecked his car and gotten a DUI about a month ago so he was hurting for cash.

I agree and he says great, give me a ride home(no license) after work and you can grab it.

On the drive to his parents house he asks me stop by the liquor store, I agree. He walks out with 4 forties in a paper bag...

We start driving again and I hear him setting up a drug deal on the phone, i decline to stop by his dealers house.

When we get to his parents house he says "Alright lets do this quick, I dont want my mom(co-owner of company) pulling up while your walking out with the TV, they might get pissed if they know I sold the TV, they just bought it for me last year for $800"

On a plus side I did meet fellow goEMAW poster catsdo while working there.