ATTENTION!

[SkinnyBenny]

Goddamn. Pretty good work for a bunch of 8th graders sitting in their parents' basement.

Lick my balls Joe Montgomery, you weird old eff.

[FP TC etc.]

I just now stumbled into this thread. I'm sincerely glad there are individuals who care enough about the image of our university to understand why this is a big issue and needed to be addressed. Those of you who couldn't care less, you're the equivalent of a KU t-shirt fans, and you make me sick.

NOW LET'S TURN THE EMAW LAZER ON KEITH BRADY MILLER!

WE MUST ELIMINATE THE EMBARRASSMENT!

[Cartierfor3]

Everyone give the band an extra big hearty goEMAW cheer on Saturday.  They earned it. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

"But FP TC" you might say, "No one at Kansas State University supports teaching creationism in classrooms, that would be absurd and make our entire university look stupid!"

I present to you Assistant Professor of Geography Keith Brady Miller - supporter of creationism in schools.

http://www.scifaithkansas.net/

"THIS MAN MUST BE FIRED! HE HAS AN OPINION I DO NOT AGREE WITH!" - goEMAW.com

There is another thread in the Joe Montgomery Pit if you want to talk about non-football related dumbassery, but yes, I think we should fire that Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) as well.

Did you visit his site? I don't think he is quite as bad as fp makes him out to be.

No I did not. Looking at his site, though, it seems he is not a creationist, but a religious guy who believes in evolution. That's not embarrassing at all.

People who think the earth is only a few thousand years old should not be teaching geography at any level, though. Let alone a professor at a university.

[SkinnyBenny]

I just now stumbled into this thread. I'm sincerely glad there are individuals who care enough about the image of our university to understand why this is a big issue and needed to be addressed. Those of you who couldn't care less, you're the equivalent of a KU t-shirt fans, and you make me sick.

NOW LET'S TURN THE EMAW LAZER ON KEITH BRADY MILLER!

WE MUST ELIMINATE THE EMBARRASSMENT!

Keith Miller isn't "Director of Communications" for anything, dumbass. Keith Miller doesn't routinely address 50,000 people and call himself, by name, the "voice" of anything K-State related, dumbass. Keith Miller doesn't start off every football game with a patriotic circle jerk called the "Ceremony of Allegiance" while simultaneously expending maximum effort to get the commander-in-chief wiped off the ballot.

You think you're onto something with this. You're not.

[chunkles]

"But FP TC" you might say, "No one at Kansas State University supports teaching creationism in classrooms, that would be absurd and make our entire university look stupid!"

I present to you Assistant Professor of Geography Keith Brady Miller - supporter of creationism in schools.

http://www.scifaithkansas.net/

"THIS MAN MUST BE FIRED! HE HAS AN OPINION I DO NOT AGREE WITH!" - goEMAW.com

There is another thread in the Joe Montgomery Pit if you want to talk about non-football related dumbassery, but yes, I think we should fire that Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) as well.

Did you visit his site? I don't think he is quite as bad as fp makes him out to be.

Yeah, go to the site.  Oh god, I hope he's not fired already.  Someone ITK go check on him, stat.

[FP TC etc.]

"But FP TC" you might say, "No one at Kansas State University supports teaching creationism in classrooms, that would be absurd and make our entire university look stupid!"

I present to you Assistant Professor of Geography Keith Brady Miller - supporter of creationism in schools.

http://www.scifaithkansas.net/

"THIS MAN MUST BE FIRED! HE HAS AN OPINION I DO NOT AGREE WITH!" - goEMAW.com

There is another thread in the Joe Montgomery Pit if you want to talk about non-football related dumbassery, but yes, I think we should fire that Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) as well.

Did you visit his site? I don't think he is quite as bad as fp makes him out to be.

No I did not. Looking at his site, though, it seems he is not a creationist, but a religious guy who believes in evolution. That's not embarrassing at all.

People who think the earth is only a few thousand years old should not be teaching geography at any level, though. Let alone a professor at a university.

"I believe that all of creation is designed by God and has its being in God"
--(Keith Miller, Perspectives on an Evolving Creation [Eerdmans, 2003], page 13)

Nope. Def not a creationist.

[Cartierfor3]

Take it to the pit dorks. 

[SkinnyBenny]

Does he explicitly say "I believe everything we see was designed in six days, with God resting on the 7th"? No. No he does not. Dumbass.

[FP TC etc.]

I just now stumbled into this thread. I'm sincerely glad there are individuals who care enough about the image of our university to understand why this is a big issue and needed to be addressed. Those of you who couldn't care less, you're the equivalent of a KU t-shirt fans, and you make me sick.

NOW LET'S TURN THE EMAW LAZER ON KEITH BRADY MILLER!

WE MUST ELIMINATE THE EMBARRASSMENT!

Keith Miller isn't "Director of Communications" for anything, dumbass. Keith Miller doesn't routinely address 50,000 people and call himself, by name, the "voice" of anything K-State related, dumbass. Keith Miller doesn't start off every football game with a patriotic circle jerk called the "Ceremony of Allegiance" while simultaneously expending maximum effort to get the commander-in-chief wiped off the ballot.

You think you're onto something with this. You're not.

He also doesn't mold the minds of countless students at Kansas State University like Keith Brady Miller does.

[Rage Against the McKee]

"But FP TC" you might say, "No one at Kansas State University supports teaching creationism in classrooms, that would be absurd and make our entire university look stupid!"

I present to you Assistant Professor of Geography Keith Brady Miller - supporter of creationism in schools.

http://www.scifaithkansas.net/

"THIS MAN MUST BE FIRED! HE HAS AN OPINION I DO NOT AGREE WITH!" - goEMAW.com

There is another thread in the Joe Montgomery Pit if you want to talk about non-football related dumbassery, but yes, I think we should fire that Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) as well.

Did you visit his site? I don't think he is quite as bad as fp makes him out to be.

No I did not. Looking at his site, though, it seems he is not a creationist, but a religious guy who believes in evolution. That's not embarrassing at all.

People who think the earth is only a few thousand years old should not be teaching geography at any level, though. Let alone a professor at a university.

"I believe that all of creation is designed by God and has its being in God"
--(Keith Miller, Perspectives on an Evolving Creation [Eerdmans, 2003], page 13)

Nope. Def not a creationist.

No, creationists believe that humans roamed the earth with the dinosaurs just a few thousand years ago.

[steve dave]

Yes, take it to the pit. This football thread is successfully closed

[Tobias]

mods, please merge the last page or so with the "keith brady miller banged my girlfriend" master thread

[SkinnyBenny]

Take it to the pit dorks.

Yeah, FP is ruining things right now. We should all be high fiving. LOL @ Joe Montgomery getting canned from doing football games. That makes him the SECOND K-State football PA guy who has been canned for a hilarious reason. (1,000 goEMAW Olive Garden points to the poster who can name the first one and why he was canned.)

 

[FP TC etc.]

Enjoy your circle jerk I suppose. You've earned it with your 7 tweets and 4 emails you all sent out. That really showed em 

[nicname]

Take it to the pit dorks.

Yeah, FP is ruining things right now. We should all be high fiving. LOL @ Joe Montgomery getting canned from doing football games. That makes him the SECOND K-State football PA guy who has been canned for a hilarious reason. (1,000 goEMAW Olive Garden points to the poster who can name the first one and why he was canned.)

 

Ivan something, illegal gambling ring run from his offices at the Parks and Rec I think.

[p1k3]

Back on topic, fellas.

UNT is on Saturday.

then OU 

[puniraptor]

BSAC, CF3 is nominated for interim Voice of the Pride.

[Rage Against the McKee]

               

crap CANNED

[Bloodfart]

 

[puniraptor]

               

crap CANNED

How long until he is on the O'reilly Factor?

[Cartierfor3]

BSAC, CF3 is nominated for interim Voice of the Pride.

WOULD TAKE

[bubbles4ksu]

               

crap CANNED

How long until he is on the O'reilly Factor?

9 hours.

[SkinnyBenny]

Insidery source forwarded me this. I'll delete the name of the original sender.

I have received numerous e-mails tonight concerning the attempt by Joe Montgomery (band announcer) to have the Kansas Presidential Election Commission remove President Obama from the ballot because of that "Citizenship" issue.  It has brought a spotlight on to the band that is certainly unwarranted and foolish.  I have spoken with Joe and we both agree it is in his best interests and the best interest of the band to part ways.  He will no longer announce for the band.
Thanks for your support.
[NAME REDACTED]

It's official! Not like it wasn't when BSAC posted it, I'm just posting this email here for all the newcomers to goEMAW who don't believe BSAC knows what he's talking about. That refers to the 33 guests viewing this thread and the 1 hidden fat pedophile who is wearing a bowling shirt right now.

[EMAWmeister]

I think every time I see a BSAC post, I go back and look through his old posts and end up spending lots of time admiring the "yeah, about that..." post.

I mean, my god.  Best post I've ever seen anywhere.