I think he means small as far as your impact and influence on the collegiate sports scene. Also your penises.
Didn't really want to go there......but he's right. 
It takes a certain breed of... something... to mock ANYONE in a thread that started over his commitment to go see DISNEY ON ICE. We may never know who has a bigger penis, but we can easily find out who has bigger balls. Just have your wife Fed Ex me the jar she keeps yours in, and we'll size things up.
I'm not going to rip on this guy too hard... Under different circumstances, a guy who was going to miss what might have been your first 2nd round NCAA victory in 25 years ought to be excoriated.
But the reality of the situation is that 1/64th, unlike the rest of you, is at least going to have something to distract him from the lingering sorrow during Saturday's second round action.