Amazing Miami Rant

[Winters]

Son of a bitches skeetbag is awful.

[Ira Hayes]

My bad.  I didn't know he was ITB.  I thought he was just a jackoff student.

When you played on the team, and especially when your team played for national championships, you can say "we." 

I'm sure that exception to the rule was never explained to skeetzman.  Why bother? He must have thought it applied to everyone.

[Mr Bread]

man, skeetz really sucks doesn't he

Yeah, amazingly so.

He's a "B" word all right, which you never say on the air.  Won't get promoted.  You do definitely make up stories about former college greats stealing crap from you personally.  Promoted. Every. Damn. Time. 

['taterblast]

bitb leading off his show with this

[mocat]

 

[Frankenklein]

   
My three son of a bitches

[Saulbadguy]

now when my cats puke on the carpet or some crap I yell at them "YOU ARE GOING TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE"

[kim carnes]

now when my cats puke on the carpet or some crap I yell at them "YOU ARE GOING TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE"

 

[catzacker]

this one is my favorite rants of all time.  much more passion.



"pucker, pucker, pucker"