I was probably the best student in the best student section in history. All my clapping was in time, my chants were slightly mean but never quite appropriate, my voice hoarse, I was drunk (but not too drunk), still did OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH when we were on defense and up by 50, and I did the hand motion to quite people down when they were buzzing after a big play but we were still on offense.
I was what everyone should aspire to be.