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Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« on: March 16, 2010, 08:17:15 AM »
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"My brother and I didn't know who Coach Self was back then," he added. "We didn't even know who Danny Manning was."

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 08:21:05 AM »
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We've had some good fortune," Self said. “There's no question about it.

 :jerk:


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2010, 08:37:20 AM »
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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2010, 08:38:30 AM »
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2010, 08:40:18 AM »
People without good fortune associated with ku:  Girls in elevators and students (targets) walking in front of Jayhawk Towers.

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2010, 08:48:19 AM »
calipari should get an honorary championship ring

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2010, 08:50:43 AM »
Doug Compton = "good fortune"

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2010, 09:57:43 AM »
People without good fortune associated with ku:  Girls in elevators and students (targets) walking in front of Jayhawk Towers.

high school girls statutorily raped by MM.

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2010, 10:01:15 AM »
People without good fortune associated with ku:  Girls in elevators and students (targets) walking in front of Jayhawk Towers.

high school girls statutorily raped by MM.

girls not on birth control not knowing sherron's form of BC is anal sex.

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2010, 10:08:51 AM »
"We had good fortune, and my BFF Doug Compton's cash" . . . Bill Self on his success at ku.

I will congratulate ku on one thing . . . they actually brought in a rich white walk on that was a pretty decent to darn good high school player.

They haven't had a rich white walk on that was really good in high school for awhile.  

Kleinmann avg 14 points a game in high school, but the kid was 6-10 playing in ginger land for crying out loud.   I suspect that hard lifestyle Matt lived growing up shooting hoops on his $2,500 Gorilla Goal in Regency by the Lake in Overland Park really made him aware of the plight of fellow teammates from poor backgrounds.   Oh, by-the-way Matt's dad Calvin is president and CEO of the Private Bank, a private investment/banking firm in Kansas City.  

So lets review some current or recent walk-ons at ku:

Chase Buford- Dad is President/GM of the Spurs.  

Connor Teahan- Dad is CFO of Shaw Construction in KC

Matt Kleinmann-  Dad is President and CEO of a private banking firm in KC.  

Nice, cozy, easy, practically untraceable way to funnel cash into the hands of star players.    When Larry Brown was there they used to do this with the JV team.   Imagine a JV team at a place like Kansas, that had guys on it that didn't even make their high school Basketball Team . . . but, they just happened to come from rich white JoCo families.

The pinnacle of this could have been if Douglas Compton Jr. actually would have been given a walk-on spot, an idea that was bantered about for awhile last summer.  Douglas Compton, the kid avg 2.9 ppg at Free State.  








Is paying players actually against the NCAA rules?

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2010, 10:54:59 AM »
People without good fortune associated with ku:  Girls in elevators and students (targets) walking in front of Jayhawk Towers.

Girls wanting some Scott Pollard only to find out Scott wasn't even in his car when they got in his way.

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2010, 10:57:38 AM »

Is paying players actually against the NCAA rules?


It's a gray area.
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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2010, 10:58:03 AM »
People without good fortune associated with ku:  Girls in elevators and students (targets) walking in front of Jayhawk Towers.

high school girls statutorily raped by MM.

girls not on birth control not knowing sherron's form of BC is anal sex.

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2010, 11:03:18 AM »

Is paying players actually against the NCAA rules?


It's a gray area.

only if you get caught.

Rules, like records, are meant to be broken...ask JWall for a list of which one's are most common to break.  I doubt talking to cruits in the dead period is very high on the list.

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2010, 11:09:36 AM »

The pinnacle of this could have been if Douglas Compton Jr. actually would have been given a walk-on spot, an idea that was bantered about for awhile last summer.  Douglas Compton, the kid avg 2.9 ppg at Free State. 







Isn't he a member of the team in some other capacity?
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2010, 11:27:17 AM »
Yeah, KU totally sucked before this season. 

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2010, 11:43:46 AM »
Yeah, KU totally sucked before this season.   BMW Jedi Mind Trick

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2010, 11:48:39 AM »
Yeah, KU totally sucked before this season.  BMW Jedi Mind Trick

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2010, 12:37:25 PM »
People without good fortune associated with ku:  Girls in elevators and students (targets) walking in front of Jayhawk Towers.

high school girls statutorily raped by MM.

girls not on birth control not knowing sherron's form of BC is anal sex.

babies wanting a chance at being potty trained

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2010, 01:25:26 PM »


Is paying players actually against the NCAA rules?

not when it's players paying players.

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2010, 01:32:47 PM »
People without good fortune associated with ku:  Girls in elevators and students (targets) walking in front of Jayhawk Towers.

high school girls statutorily raped by MM.

girls not on birth control not knowing sherron's form of BC is anal sex.

babies wanting a chance at being potty trained not dying. 

FYP.

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Re: Bill Self: "Luckiest" piece of sh*t alive
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2010, 01:57:16 PM »
People without good fortune associated with ku:  Girls in elevators and students (targets) walking in front of Jayhawk Towers.

high school girls statutorily raped by MM.

Please be specific as to which mongoloid you are referring to.