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How CRANKED are you?
« on: September 07, 2012, 12:15:05 AM »
Me? VERY CRANKED. Booked a plane ticket and am ready to get my Vroom-vroom-vroom-e0 on and get my 7th Floor Crew on and get my probably-ultimately-underexciting-win-like-a-few-years-ago-against-UCLA on.

Gonna get real pak'd. Gonna  :dance: all over Luther Campbell's stupid face.


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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2012, 09:14:53 AM »
will be driving 95 mph whole way to manhattan only cause when i hit 100 my truck starts to vibrate, and it makes my balls itch.
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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2012, 10:51:38 AM »
i'm rough ridin' cranked, skinnybenny.

i wish that there was a new song for me to get cranked to, but i'm sure you're busy or whatever.   :dubious:

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2012, 11:00:09 AM »
I work with a Hurricane fan. I told her we were going to kick their ass tomorrow. She said, "I know.  :facepalm: "

Smack talk sucks when the other team is shitty, but I am still cranked to an 11.

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2012, 11:00:56 AM »
I'm cranked. Tell your friends!

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2012, 11:04:12 AM »
let's just say the janitor at work has a mess to clean up from my emawgasms all week
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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2012, 11:07:10 AM »
can't focus at all today. very cranked. very very cranked.

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2012, 11:07:42 AM »
pretty cranked. still upset about 11 am kick though.

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2012, 11:12:00 AM »
Cranked = FEELING IT  :chainsaw:

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2012, 11:13:26 AM »
Cranked = FEELING IT  :chainsaw:

If you were a mod you could this merge this with no drama at all.

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2012, 11:15:13 AM »
Cranked = FEELING IT  :chainsaw:

If you were a mod you could this merge this with no drama at all.
Those were the days.

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2012, 11:15:46 AM »
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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2012, 11:16:01 AM »
I'm pretty cranked... not so much feeling it though.  This deserves its own thread.
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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2012, 11:16:24 AM »
Cranked = FEELING IT  :chainsaw:

If you were a mod you could this merge this with no drama at all.
mods, you could probably merge fanning's thread into this one. They aren't necessarily equal, but close enough.

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2012, 11:20:39 AM »
So cranked I just manufactured a hurricane in my bathroom, very high tech. I ran in there punched it in the eye until it was purple.

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2012, 11:22:04 AM »
I then constructed a second tropical storm in my living room. I put on my John Hubert jersey and sprinted towards the endzone, it gave chase. I yelled "Hurry!" It replied "Can't.

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2012, 11:27:45 AM »
Sundance_Kid is drinking heavily...that's a pretty cranked thing to do!  :cheers:

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2012, 11:39:46 AM »
Saw a colleague (EMAW) in the office walking towards me down the hallway.  I hid behind the wall and when he got to me I sprinted out and tackled him pretty hard.  When he was on the ground I screamed in his face "C'MON PURPLE LET'S GO!" and he was like "ahhhhh ooohh uhgh dude WHAT THE eff!"

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How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2012, 11:47:09 AM »
LOL at thinking "Feeling it" is the same as being CRANKED. Mods, please feel free to merge fanning's thread into this one, though.
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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2012, 11:47:21 AM »
Saw a colleague (EMAW) in the office walking towards me down the hallway.  I hid behind the wall and when he got to me I sprinted out and tackled him pretty hard.  When he was on the ground I screamed in his face "C'MON PURPLE LET'S GO!" and he was like "ahhhhh ooohh uhgh dude WHAT THE eff!"
Yeah, that's pretty eff'n cranked. Is the dude okay?

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2012, 11:57:06 AM »
Sundance_Kid is drinking heavily...that's a pretty cranked thing to do!  :cheers:

Haha no. In between classes actually.

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2012, 11:58:02 AM »
If you can't get cranked for #life, then I don't know what to do for you.
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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2012, 11:58:37 AM »
Saw a colleague (EMAW) in the office walking towards me down the hallway.  I hid behind the wall and when he got to me I sprinted out and tackled him pretty hard.  When he was on the ground I screamed in his face "C'MON PURPLE LET'S GO!" and he was like "ahhhhh ooohh uhgh dude WHAT THE eff!"
Yeah, that's pretty eff'n cranked. Is the dude okay?

Oh man, apparently he had an appendectomy on Monday.  Whoops.

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2012, 11:59:44 AM »
Saw a colleague (EMAW) in the office walking towards me down the hallway.  I hid behind the wall and when he got to me I sprinted out and tackled him pretty hard.  When he was on the ground I screamed in his face "C'MON PURPLE LET'S GO!" and he was like "ahhhhh ooohh uhgh dude WHAT THE eff!"
Yeah, that's pretty eff'n cranked. Is the dude okay?

Oh man, apparently he had an appendectomy on Monday.  Whoops.
Tell him, "My bad." That usually makes things all better.

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Re: How CRANKED are you?
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2012, 12:02:01 PM »
Saw a colleague (EMAW) in the office walking towards me down the hallway.  I hid behind the wall and when he got to me I sprinted out and tackled him pretty hard.  When he was on the ground I screamed in his face "C'MON PURPLE LET'S GO!" and he was like "ahhhhh ooohh uhgh dude WHAT THE eff!"
Yeah, that's pretty eff'n cranked. Is the dude okay?

Oh man, apparently he had an appendectomy on Monday.  Whoops.
Tell him, "Sorry for party rocking."
Then fist pump a bit and stay cranked.