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Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« on: September 06, 2012, 02:04:22 PM »
How rough ridin' stupid is that? Who names their mascot after the destroyer of their city?

Hey guys, let's change our mascot to the Humboldt Fault Zone 8.0 Earthquakes!

What a bunch of dumbasses the Miami people must be.

Let' see if we can get WVU to change their's to the Methane Pockets?

Get rough ridin' real, Miami fans. You are LOSERS!


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Re: Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2012, 02:08:52 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2012, 02:11:33 PM »
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Re: Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2012, 02:12:17 PM »
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Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2012, 02:13:13 PM »
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Re: Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2012, 02:13:23 PM »
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Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2012, 02:17:05 PM »
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Re: Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2012, 02:17:36 PM »
their actual mascot should be, like, the Miami rough ridin' Idiots

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Re: Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2012, 02:17:55 PM »
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Re: Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2012, 02:19:21 PM »
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Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2012, 02:19:37 PM »
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Re: Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2012, 02:19:58 PM »
University of Missouri Gary Pinkels
Aren't they already MethU? Seems like that covers them... :dunno:

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Re: Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2012, 02:21:10 PM »
Pathetic way of trying to profit off hurricane victims. But, this seems like a Miami thing to do. Families are devistated and the Miami college just makes fun of them. Classless.

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Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2012, 02:21:30 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2012, 02:21:45 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2012, 02:22:38 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2012, 02:24:34 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2012, 02:24:48 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2012, 02:26:38 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2012, 02:26:53 PM »
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Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2012, 02:31:02 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2012, 02:33:43 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2012, 02:35:04 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2012, 02:35:51 PM »
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Miami's mascot is named after something that can destroy them!
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