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Re: Don't you rednecks have anything better to do than troll miami boards?
« Reply #75 on: September 05, 2012, 09:22:38 PM »
We finally have a good coach and that is what the team has been lacking for about 10 years. 

Coker was alright.

He inherited one of the best teams ever.  His overall record was good, but when he started getting his own guys, that is when the problems started.

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« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2012, 09:22:45 PM »
Pretty sure we might have been relevant a little bit once or twice but maybe not, who knows?  Anyone?

You guys have some good team's, but none of them has been close to our level when we were good.  You guys are better this year, I'll give you that.  Randy Shannon left our team with no depth and a poor culture.  We finally have a good coach and that is what the team has been lacking for about 10 years. 
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« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2012, 09:23:10 PM »
Guise, is anyone going to smuggle in some live chickens to this game?  wuld be great to let them loose just as Willie is out there beating the hell out of that flamingo mascot of theirs.

 :grin: its an ibis, but yes, it looks more like a duck. Don't let him fool you though, he was once almost arrested, in costume before an FSU game in the late 80's for trying to steal chief osceola's spear. Also around that time the guy who played him was shot in new Orleans before their bowl game (apparently those boys in NO like to fire weapons from rooftops come new year). The mascot (same guy) showed up at the game with a bandage on the side of the mascots head and said "it'll take more than a bullet to the head to keep me from this game." so if you see any old school pics of the ibis with a bandage, that's where it comes from. True story.
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« Reply #78 on: September 05, 2012, 09:23:39 PM »
is that why you wear a bandage on the back of your pants? #loosebutthole

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« Reply #79 on: September 05, 2012, 09:24:23 PM »
excuses are like buttholes and youve got a really loose butthole

Sounds like you're making an excuse for your never-relevant-ever football team.

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« Reply #80 on: September 05, 2012, 09:24:50 PM »
Hey CaneLover! get more of your hoodrat friends to post here!  :D

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« Reply #81 on: September 05, 2012, 09:30:14 PM »
Even your mascot has been shot?  You guys should seriously consider moving somewhere safer, like Baghdad.

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Re: Don't you rednecks have anything better to do than troll miami boards?
« Reply #82 on: September 05, 2012, 09:31:25 PM »
excuses are like buttholes and youve got a really loose butthole

Sounds like you're making an excuse for your never-relevant-ever football team.
Did it feel good to get destroyed by our "never-relevant" football team last year?
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« Reply #83 on: September 05, 2012, 09:32:28 PM »
Even your mascot has been shot?  You guys should seriously consider moving somewhere safer, like Baghdad.

Indeed he was (not in uniform). Back in the late 80's, when yes, they were bad off the field (and really good on it).

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« Reply #84 on: September 05, 2012, 09:37:58 PM »
TheU:  Were you part of the group of alumni who helped baby daddy Miami players pay for abortions?  PM me if so.  Could use some help w/ something...

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« Reply #85 on: September 05, 2012, 09:38:33 PM »
Think off all the cocaine you could smuggle in a duck costume.   :dance:

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« Reply #86 on: September 05, 2012, 09:40:49 PM »
excuses are like buttholes and youve got a really loose butthole

Sounds like you're making an excuse for your never-relevant-ever football team.
Did it feel good to get destroyed by our "never-relevant" football team last year?

You beat us by 4 points.  I wouldn't call that destroyed.  It hurt a lot more loosing to VT and FSU.  We are rebuilding.  Most Cane fans that are realistic, think that you all are going to win.  I think it will be close again.  Our team is young.  I think 12 true freshman played significant minutes.  I think we will get better as the year goes, but we will take some lumps.

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« Reply #87 on: September 05, 2012, 09:40:55 PM »
TheU:  Were you part of the group of alumni who helped baby daddy Miami players pay for abortions?  PM me if so.  Could use some help w/ something...

Nice. Apparently it was just one.  :lol:

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« Reply #88 on: September 05, 2012, 09:43:23 PM »
Seriously, if any of you are coming from Miami, bring some coke for MOAP 3.1

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« Reply #89 on: September 05, 2012, 09:43:32 PM »
excuses are like buttholes and youve got a really loose butthole

Sounds like you're making an excuse for your never-relevant-ever football team.
Did it feel good to get destroyed by our "never-relevant" football team last year?

I guess when you've never been relevant, like in KSU's case, a 4 point victory to a shitty team (that was literally 2 feet away from being a loss) is considered a blowout.

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Re: Don't you rednecks have anything better to do than troll miami boards?
« Reply #90 on: September 05, 2012, 10:31:48 PM »
Seriously, if any of you are coming from Miami, bring some coke for MOAP 3.1

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« Reply #91 on: September 05, 2012, 11:50:48 PM »
Guise, is anyone going to smuggle in some live chickens to this game?  wuld be great to let them loose just as Willie is out there beating the hell out of that flamingo mascot of theirs.

 :grin: its an ibis, but yes, it looks more like a duck. Don't let him fool you though, he was once almost arrested, in costume before an FSU game in the late 80's for trying to steal chief osceola's spear. Also around that time the guy who played him was shot in new Orleans before their bowl game (apparently those boys in NO like to fire weapons from rooftops come new year). The mascot (same guy) showed up at the game with a bandage on the side of the mascots head and said "it'll take more than a bullet to the head to keep me from this game." so if you see any old school pics of the ibis with a bandage, that's where it comes from. True story.
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« Reply #92 on: September 06, 2012, 01:39:20 AM »
Pretty sure we might have been relevant a little bit once or twice but maybe not, who knows?  Anyone?

You guys have some good team's, but none of them has been close to our level when we were good.  You guys are better this year, I'll give you that.  Randy Shannon left our team with no depth and a poor culture.  We finally have a good coach and that is what the team has been lacking for about 10 years.

Trust me, this wasn't Shannon's fault.

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« Reply #93 on: September 06, 2012, 01:45:25 AM »
Also, TheU and CaneLover! Two questions.

1.) Have either of you been to an Insane Clown Posse concert?
2.) What about limpbiskit or mudvayne?

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« Reply #94 on: September 06, 2012, 06:14:47 AM »
Also, TheU and CaneLover! Two questions.

1.) Have either of you been to an Insane Clown Posse concert?
2.) What about limpbiskit or mudvayne?

I'll answer this truthfully. Yes, I have been to an insane clown posse concert. Trust me. I didn't want to go. I'm standing there a the concert thinking WTF is this garbage? I'd rather listen to Kenny  G.

Can't say that I've been to a limpbiskit or mud syne concert.

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« Reply #95 on: September 06, 2012, 07:09:31 AM »
Also, TheU and CaneLover! Two questions.

1.) Have either of you been to an Insane Clown Posse concert?
2.) What about limpbiskit or mudvayne?

I'll answer this truthfully. Yes, I have been to an insane clown posse concert. Trust me. I didn't want to go. I'm standing there a the concert thinking WTF is this garbage? I'd rather listen to Kenny  G.

Can't say that I've been to a limpbiskit or mud syne concert.

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« Reply #96 on: September 06, 2012, 07:54:45 AM »
Also, TheU and CaneLover! Two questions.

1.) Have either of you been to an Insane Clown Posse concert?
2.) What about limpbiskit or mudvayne?

Lol, no.  ICP is horrible especially. 

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« Reply #97 on: September 06, 2012, 08:07:05 AM »
Also, TheU and CaneLover! Two questions.

1.) Have either of you been to an Insane Clown Posse concert?
2.) What about limpbiskit or mudvayne?

Lol, no.  ICP is horrible especially. 

More of a dubstep guy, right?

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« Reply #98 on: September 06, 2012, 08:13:35 AM »
Also, TheU and CaneLover! Two questions.

1.) Have either of you been to an Insane Clown Posse concert?
2.) What about limpbiskit or mudvayne?

Lol, no.  ICP is horrible especially. 

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« Reply #99 on: September 06, 2012, 08:15:08 AM »
Guise, is anyone going to smuggle in some live chickens to this game?  wuld be great to let them loose just as Willie is out there beating the hell out of that flamingo mascot of theirs.

 :grin: its an ibis, but yes, it looks more like a duck. Don't let him fool you though, he was once almost arrested, in costume before an FSU game in the late 80's for trying to steal chief osceola's spear. Also around that time the guy who played him was shot in new Orleans before their bowl game (apparently those boys in NO like to fire weapons from rooftops come new year). The mascot (same guy) showed up at the game with a bandage on the side of the mascots head and said "it'll take more than a bullet to the head to keep me from this game." so if you see any old school pics of the ibis with a bandage, that's where it comes from. True story.

...and this one time, old timey Nichols Hall was burning while K-State was ripe with volatile civic participation, all the band music was consumed with fire. However, luckily the band director at the time luckily had taken one piece of music home in his briefcase. And I give you, ladies and gents, THE WABASH CANNONBALL. Dudddd unt-dun...Dudddd unt-dun...dun dun dun unt unt dunnnnn *cue piccalos* 

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