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Re: Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread
« Reply #125 on: September 08, 2012, 08:05:55 AM »
Steve Dave made her do that. He is the master. She is begging for forgiveness.
NO MERCY!!!

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Re: Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread
« Reply #126 on: September 08, 2012, 08:39:47 AM »
I've been told I have old man strength from people who have seen my roundhouse, so yeah Id say Im pretty ready!

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Re: Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread
« Reply #127 on: September 08, 2012, 08:58:47 AM »
Running late, our English setter jumped the fence so I have to go find her.

Single file line assholes.

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Re: Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread
« Reply #128 on: September 08, 2012, 09:15:06 AM »
I had 4 toaster strudels this morning, but doubled up on the frosting on all of them.  My hands are shaking. I am soooo freaking ready.

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Re: Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread
« Reply #129 on: September 08, 2012, 09:18:41 AM »
As a yellow belt and 18 month member of Sidewinders Dojo I will not only be enforcing the single file rule but will also be making sure not one you punks tries to run when you witness with your own eyeballs the grisly fate your bros suffer at the hands of my dojop mate, sd.  If you come to this beatdown, you are going to get beatdown even if you want to back out.  Don't go and try to change out of your Rothlisberger jersey and pretend you aren't a fan and were there just to watch the punch party, it won't work.  I smart as hell and finished 2nd in the spelling bee to Athena Olson ( she is going to Washburn probably) so no tricks will work.  Also, I have been doing curls with my big brother in the garage almost everyday this summer and my arms are huge right now.  I will also be on the look  out for our parents but my stepdad is going to be riding his Goldwing around the field so I think no one will interrupt this stomach turning destruction.

Consider all of the above ugly, loser fans from Ohio.

If captured on film and aired on Mexican TV, it would not qualify as "family friendly".  Be warned.

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Re: Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread
« Reply #130 on: September 08, 2012, 09:46:00 AM »
Lotta Miami fans with black eyes and bloody noses walking around. LOTTA 'em.

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Re: Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread
« Reply #131 on: September 08, 2012, 10:13:22 AM »
I had 4 toaster strudels this morning, but doubled up on the frosting on all of them.  My hands are shaking. I am soooo freaking ready.

you're screwed for when you want to finish the rest of the box (no frosting left)

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Re: Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread
« Reply #132 on: September 08, 2012, 10:40:31 AM »
   Got hurt on the job this morning ,smashed and broke three fingers on my right hand,was able to reset the bones myself but thought I outa have Mercy hospital clean up the wounds and stitch em back up.The emergency room was overflowing out the door the doctors and nurses said they had never seen so much carnage,well one nurse did say she worked a plane crash once somewhere that came close but none of them had ever stitched up so many ballsacks,taints and facial lacerations plus they were running out of cast stuff setting all the broken bones.When the patients started rolling in and saying it had happened at the stadium their first thought was that one of the cranes had fallen but they were shocked to find out one person had done so much damage.I told em not to worry about my hand and drove home and stitched it up myself

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Re: Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread
« Reply #133 on: September 08, 2012, 04:28:28 PM »
   Got hurt on the job this morning ,smashed and broke three fingers on my right hand,was able to reset the bones myself but thought I outa have Mercy hospital clean up the wounds and stitch em back up.The emergency room was overflowing out the door the doctors and nurses said they had never seen so much carnage,well one nurse did say she worked a plane crash once somewhere that came close but none of them had ever stitched up so many ballsacks,taints and facial lacerations plus they were running out of cast stuff setting all the broken bones.When the patients started rolling in and saying it had happened at the stadium their first thought was that one of the cranes had fallen but they were shocked to find out one person had done so much damage.I told em not to worry about my hand and drove home and stitched it up myself

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Re: Dear Miami Fans, Fighting You Related Thread
« Reply #134 on: September 08, 2012, 04:36:15 PM »
   Got hurt on the job this morning ,smashed and broke three fingers on my right hand,was able to reset the bones myself but thought I outa have Mercy hospital clean up the wounds and stitch em back up.The emergency room was overflowing out the door the doctors and nurses said they had never seen so much carnage,well one nurse did say she worked a plane crash once somewhere that came close but none of them had ever stitched up so many ballsacks,taints and facial lacerations plus they were running out of cast stuff setting all the broken bones.When the patients started rolling in and saying it had happened at the stadium their first thought was that one of the cranes had fallen but they were shocked to find out one person had done so much damage.I told em not to worry about my hand and drove home and stitched it up myself

thanks a lot NObama for giving all these loosers free healthcare.   :flush:
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