OT: Hiring

[Saulbadguy]

Does the age, race, sex, or religion of the applicant matter to you?

[Dr Rick Daris]

I PI'd Daris IRL for drinking BL Lime like a douche one time.

When do I start?

yeah. it was a pretty bold/in your face move by emawmeister.

[DQ12]

I PI'd Daris IRL for drinking BL Lime like a douche one time.

When do I start?

yeah. it was a pretty bold/in your face move by emawmeister.

But the second Daris fired back, ol Opossum just played dead, as ol Opossum is want to do.

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I PI'd Daris IRL for drinking BL Lime like a douche one time.

When do I start?

When CAN you start?

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Does the age, race, sex, or religion of the applicant matter to you?

They have to be bros (age-, race-, sex-, religion-neutral) with me.

[ChiComCat]

I would be willing to run your office 1.5 day a month, leaving early on the second day to go to pak for a 'cats ball game the next day. My salary would be airfare from Colorado, a rental car for my time in Kansas, hotel rooms in Manhattan and Wichita, and meals/booze.  I come highly recommended and will not slap your secretary on the ass (yea, thats a jab at you fanning).  Also, I would play on Strut n' Cut if the flights permit (I am an average basketball player).

How many days a month does someone generally work in your office, 22?  Now you just need to find someone else for the other 20.5. 

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I would be willing to run your office 1.5 day a month, leaving early on the second day to go to pak for a 'cats ball game the next day. My salary would be airfare from Colorado, a rental car for my time in Kansas, hotel rooms in Manhattan and Wichita, and meals/booze.  I come highly recommended and will not slap your secretary on the ass (yea, thats a jab at you fanning).  Also, I would play on Strut n' Cut if the flights permit (I am an average basketball player).

How many days a month does someone generally work in your office, 22?  Now you just need to find someone else for the other 20.5. 

No thanks. I like fast elevators.

[SabiNation]

Would like to throw my name into the hat.  No law experience whatsoever though so 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I PI'd Daris IRL for drinking BL Lime like a douche one time.

When do I start?

When CAN you start?

How long does it take to walk to Wichita from Manhattan? That's how long.

[420seriouscat69]

age, race, sex, or religion

28, Male, yes please, and I'm praying for you! Wanna chat? 

[EMAWmeister]

I PI'd Daris IRL for drinking BL Lime like a douche one time.

When do I start?

When CAN you start?

How long does it take to walk to Wichita from Manhattan? That's how long.

About as long as it take for me to knock your teeth straight with a sledgehammer.

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http://cjonline.com/news/2013-12-23/kansas-student-uses-robot-attend-school

[Saulbadguy]

Would be great to just paste an image of goatse over his camera.

[SabiNation]

What if someone gave it a swirly   

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

What if someone gave it a swirly   

then they would break a very expensive piece of equipment that belongs to a paralyzed teenager. mods, please move to bullying thread.

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http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/430940/december-03-2013/the-double-robotics-office-robot

[Headinjun]

Those are only for small ass 1A dirt schools as they only have one floor.

That robot would busted at the bottom of some stairs in any local Wichita school. 

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http://www.bizjournals.com/wichita/morning_call/2014/07/boeing-turning-to-robots-for-portions-of-777.html